[The Lurkerdrome. The theater doors open, and onna-Lurker stalks in,
grumbling.]

Lurker: Baka...baka...BAKA! [screaming into the air] What did I ever
do to you!?

Author's Voice: Hey, we needed a new MST gimmick. Things were drying
up.

Lurker: I'll give you drying up! I--[is interrupted by an alarm that
rarely ever goes off] Oh no. No. [goes to the console, checks the
readout, pales] NO. Please. Anything but...

[Bad Spelling Ahead]

Guess who back? Me. Dr. Thinker

Lurker:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Voice: Looks like you've got a job to do.

Lurker: No. No way in hell. Absolutely not. I refuse--

Author: ...I could always make a revision to the planning for
SMFlash...

Lurker: --not to review this thing. 

Author: Excellent choice. Now, you know what to do...

Lurker: Do I *have* to?  

Author: Yes, you have to.

Lurker: Why don't you do it?

Author: Because you're the insertion avatar. 

Lurker: [growling] I swear I'll get you for this...

Author: I'm scared.

Lurker: -_-# [sighs] Might as well get this over with. MAPPER STAR
POWER, MAKE-UP! 

[...20 second transformation sequence...]

StarMapper: Breaking through the evil darkness, I am a wandering
shooting star...Sailor StarMapper! Stage on! [under breath] Why me?
This is too embarrassing...

Note 2: My e-mail address is winkstwo@sssnet.com. Would be
editors, nice C&C or MSTing should be send her  Flames should be
sent to some to his address: UREVIL@DEEP13.COM

StarMapper: Nice try, Thinker. 

Now one with the show.....

StarMapper: You must be one with the show...

Voice: Welcome to Anime Square.....let's us meet our
stars.......from Walt Disney's Toontown...weclome....Chip &
Dale.......next we have Warner's Tiny Toon star....Buster
Bunny......next we have D from Vampire Hunter D. The star of
Project: A-Ko. From AMCE headquater, weclome the Ivy & Zack. From
Ranma 1/2 is Akane...the star of the No Need For Tenchi,
Tenchi....from Dragon Ball series....Goku.....and I'm the star of
Sailor Moon.........and I now here your host for Anime
Square....Dr. Thinker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StarMapper: Amazing. There actually weren't very many errors in that
paragraph.

(We pan from the board of guest to constest area. A man wearing
what appears to a black suit, black tie and black pants)

StarMapper: But is actually haggis cleverly disguised to look like a
black suit, black tie, and black pants!

Dr. Thinker: Greetings. Let's meet our players... on the O's
side.......from New York City, we have Sue Lemon. You are a

StarMapper: I'll sue if this is a lemon...

Dr. Thinker: What is it called?

Sue: All The News That Fit to Print!

Dr. Thinker: This is just me or this good for a pun?

StarMapper: It's just you.

Sue: It's just you!.

StarMapper: Told ya.

Dr. Thinker: Your opponent on the X's side is from Houston,
Texas. This name is Fred Chicken....

StarMapper: If he's in Houston, then he's a *choking* chicken!
Hahaha!

Dr. Thinker: Hey, producer, don't get any more, food names, you
are making me. 

StarMapper: And I'm breaking you.

Chip: You beens some study of Mr. Holmes for one of our eposide
can you answer the question, Dale.

StarMapper: [imitating Dale] I've been studying beans! *ffffrrrrrt*

Dale: It's Study in Scarlet!

Dr. Thinker: True or Fasle. 

Fred: Fasle.

StarMapper: The hell's a Fasle? 

Dr. Thinker: Hello, Ivy and Zack. Here's you guestion. If
Carmen's was going to steal the world largest building and all of
it.....were would she go? New York or Chicago. 

StarMapper: She's full of it if she wants to steal all of it.

Dr. Thinker: Correct. You get a black!

StarMapper: I thought this was tic-tac-toe...that's X and O...so
where did the black come from? Did they suddenly start playing
Othello?

Tenchi: Hi, Dr. Thinker!

Dr. Thinker: Who make MSTing out of the following fan-
fiction.....Trapped, Artemis's Love and Judge Brainite?

Tenchi: Mega-Zone 6.7?

Dr. Thinker: True or False?
 
Fred: True!

Dr. Thinker: And the answer is true!!!!!! You get 1....we take a
short commerical break.

StarMapper: Actually, that one was false. It's Megane 6.7...

Dr. Thinker: And welcome back! We hidden a specoa; prize

StarMapper: ooooh, a specoa! ...what's a specoa?

Dr. Thinker: Now, it's time to play the second room. Since, Fred

StarMapper: No! Move on to the third room and end this thing!

Dr. Thinker: Here's another question. If Carmen was to steal the
fast train...would she head to?

StarMapper: "The fast train"? Any particular fast train?

Zack: I think it would be France.

Ivy: I like my little bro is right.

StarMapper: We didn't need to know about the incestual habits of Zack
and Ivy, thank you.

Sue: A-Ko!

[A Country Fair's music is hear?]

StarMapper: ...nah, nevermind.

Dr. Thinker: According to 100 people on FFML. Who's cooking is
more toxic.....yours or C-Ko's?

Akane: I know my show's cooking skill is below par...so I mine.

StarMapper: Okay, hold it here. Time out. No way in hell is Akane
going to admit she's a terrible cook, even if this *is* a parody game
show...

Sue: True.

Dr. Thinker: Sorry. C-Ko by 47% with Akane with 13%. X's get the
block. Fred pick a spot!

StarMapper: Just where did these numbers come from, anyway?

Dr. Thinker: Correct!!!! You win!!! Fred, don't worry, you not
going home empty we have wondering partering gifts for you!

StarMapper: Can't have a game show without wondering about partering
gifts...

Sailor Moon: Make them remember, have Stove Top stuffing....What
do hungry bunch comes home crave? Hot Pockets...with new crispy
flake crush....sweet and crush..Nerd from Wonka...Bite into
them........

StarMapper: Someone is watching way too many commercials.

Dr. Thinker: Pick a person and car! We have Kyara, Lokan, Buick,
Hondra and Ford for you to win.

StarMapper: Ah yes, the infamous Kyara, Lokan, and Hondra..

Dr. Thinker: You should been!!! I quest Sailor Moon was luck for
you!!

StarMapper: I'm not touching that either.

Fans of Ramna 1/2, don't sue me for that fake answer...I did
trying to get this done as quick as I can. Sorry, if I make you
mad as wet hen. I don't what to be in a fine kettle of fish, if
you get my drip. Sorry, if I water you down with those fishing

StarMapper: Thinker admits he's a drip?

saying.....I clam up right now! Before you think something is
rotten to Demark about me. 

StarMapper: I get the feeling someone has been reading "1001 Classic
Cliches"...

Author: Well, that didn't suck as bad as some of your other stuff,
Thinker. Think even harder next time, and maybe the next one will
hardly suck at all.

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