Damn, lost the original message. Oh well. Here we go:

***

[Screen is blank. Slowly, in white, bold letters, a word fades into view.]

Screen: BEFORE.

[Words fade out. An angry Souryuu Asuka Langley fades in, facing the
viewer.]

Asuka: What are you TALKING about!? ARGH! You just annoy the hell out of
me! I'm gonna....

[The screen fades back to black as she continues her ranting, and the
audio diminishes along with it. Now, in same, original font, another word
fades in.]

Screen: AFTER.

[Words fade out. Ayanami Rei fades in, also facing the viewer.]

Rei: ...everything is all right.

[She fades out. A labeled, plastic bottle replaces her. Words again fade
in beneath it.]

Bottle: Midol.

Screen: For that time of the month.

[Screen blanks.]

	That sound you hear, gentlemen, is the ladies coming to pound my
head in. OW!

[Screen fades in to show Shinji, scratching his head.]

Shinji: I thought Ayanami didn't have a "that time of month"....

[Fade out.]

>From Andrew Huang, brought to you by his computer, Oddzilla
Oddzilla says, "Mmmmm...Evanjellydonut...."
http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~alhuang/
Harvard Anime Society, President