Okay, breaking a few of the rules, but I think it's worth it...  Just 
sit back and read...

[Fade in]

Boy1:  Ha ha!!  You little wuss! [Boy1 raises up a little sponge ball 
gun, and starts shooting at the camera.  Camera pans around, showing a 
circle of young children all picking on one little boy, shooting at him 
with assorted sponge weapons]

Boy2:  What are you going to do now?  Go run for your mommy?

Girl1:  Yeah!  Go run and cry, crybaby!

[Children start chanting crybaby, while the boy in the center of the 
circle calmly takes the torments while retrieving a little remote 
control from his pocket]

Girl2:  What are you gonna do, run us over with that little toy car over 
there?  [points at a small remote control car]

Boy in middle:  No.  I'm gonna do this!  [Pushes a button on the top of 
the remote control, and moves a joystick forward.  Camera pans up to see 
Eva Unit-01 towering over the children, it's mouth open, and down on all 
fours.  It's eyes narrow as it sees the circle]

Tormenters: WAAAAAHHHH!!!! [Half the Children wet themselves]

Gendo Ikari (V.O.):  It's NERV... or Nothing!

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Why am I getting all these commercial ideas for Evangelion?
-- 
JD Farber
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To Touch is to Heal.
To Hurt is to Steal.
If you wanna kiss the Sky,
Better learn how to kneel.

On your knees, boy.