Well, obviously, this is in response to ELLurker's commercial challange.

(Scene opens on a vast plain, where Lina and Gourry are facing off
against Vrumugun)

LINA:  You will not bother us any... ow...

(Lina doubles over in pain clutching her head)

GOURRY:  What's wrong Lina?

LINA:  I've... got a headache... ow...

(Gourry looks lost in thought for a moment, then a firefly appears over
his head for a second and he begins to dig around in his armor)

GOURRY:  Aha!

LINA:  What is it?

VRUMUGUN:  Are we going to fight?

(Gourry holds up a small white bottle with a smile; his teeth sparkle
brightly)

GOURRY:  I found it!  

(Gourry tosses the bottle to Lina, who deftly catches it and looks at
the lable)

LINA:  Ah!  The perfect medicine...

(Camera pans back to show Gourry dancing and Vrumugun building an Ice
Arrow)

LINA (holding her hands out to indicate the two):  ...for when you've
got headaches this big.

(Lina opens the bottle and downs its contents.  She then begins the
incantation for the Dragon Slave)

(Cue Effects)

LINA:  DRAGON SLAVE!!

GOURRY:  Eh?

VRUMUGUN:  Oh bother.

(Vrumugun is disintegrated, while Gourry is blown out of the clearing.
Lina looks around at her new crater, and listens for a moment)

LINA:  Ah... that's much nicer.

(Lina tosses the empty bottle behind her and begins to walk off.  Camera
pans down to the bottle)

BOTTLE:  "Excedrin"

NARRORATOR:  Advanced medicine for pains in the ass.

FADE TO BLACK

"I'm only holding back the rain.  So many raindrops, so many pains.  I
want to find my train someday.  As seasons go past the station." - Tokyo
Babylon OVA 1
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