Ok, people...here's mine.  This one's short and sweet. :)

Characters portrayed in this spamfic are from Urusei Yatsura, created by
Rumiko Takahashi.

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[Fade in to a television showing a newscast.]

Reporter:  ...and the person believed to be responsible for this
widespread destruction is the infamous Ataru Moroboshi.  It is
speculated that his family will be lynched by an angry mob.

[Camera pans to Mr. and Mrs. Moroboshi.  Mr. Moroboshi is cringing
behind a newspaper, and Mrs. Moroboshi is shaking her head sadly.]

Mrs. Moroboshi:  We should never have had him.

Voice-over:  Insist on Trojan...Tomobiki's #1 Condom.

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Laters,
Bart Kelsey