Seeing a number of people reposting some of their older fics lately
got me to thinking.

As many of you know, there is a fic which I wrote way back in Sept.
of 96, long before I became "The Eternal Lost Lurker" or even had any
sort of handle on the 'Net, which I mention frequently as the fic
I've disowned, the old piece of junk which for some reason a lot of
people still like, known as "Her". 

However, I've also become aware recently that a good percentage of my
reader base have never even heard of this old, obscure work of mine. 

So, at some point tomorrow, I'm digging the old thing out, and I'm
going to chop it up into nice little pieces for reposting...well,
technically, this is (as far as I can remember) the first time it's
ever been posted here, period. But this isn't going to be just any
old repost. I'm going to have some fun with it.

Probably anyone who has cable and ever watches anything on TNT has
seen at least one of the "MonsterVision" movies on Saturday night,
hosted by the not-so-stereotypical hick "Joe Bob Briggs". If not,
don't worry, you don't need to be. When I decided to start posting
"Her" to the list to show people where I was back in 96, it occurred
to me to do a little post before hand, and give sort of a "drive-in
totals" deal for "Her". Then I figured, hell, why not just do a whole
Last Call on it? 

So tomorrow (today, whatever), at some point, I'm going to begin
posting the "Rob Bob's Last Call" version of "Her". Consider yourself
warned...it ain't gonna be pretty.

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