The G-Team

  Ranma Saotome looked around him. There was no one
around as he stood in front og the telephone booth. He 
was careful to get out of the house as soon as possible
due to the distress call he heard over his wrist comunicator.
  He stepped into the telephone booth and picked up the phone
and said,"It's me Ranma. Take me down P-Chan."
  Over the phone Ryouga said,"Okay, and don't call me P-Chan!"
  Ranma put the phone its proper place. He waited a few 
seconds before the floor of the booth lowered down into
the ground. When the elevator reached the bottom Ranma was
no longer wearing his regular clothes.
   He was dressed in simple orange robes and his head was shaved.
He also had a necklace with beads. He walked into the super-secret
base and looked at all of the high tech equipment in the room.
  He saw Ryouga sitting at the computer consel tapping away at
the keys. Ryouga was dressed in black and had a big beard on. He also
had a Yarmulke on his head.
  Ranma said,"Hey, Ryouga how come we always get new clothes when
we go down that thing yet we never take our clothes off?"
 Ryouga shrugged his shoulders and they heard a voice start to hum ,'Lord of
the Dance'.
 Ryouga and Ranma looked in the direction of the voice and there standing
dressed in black with a white collar around his neck was Kuno. Kuno walked
over to the two and said,"So, do you know what our next mission is?"
  Ranma shrugged his shoulders and said,"I don't know. I guess we'll just
have to wait for God to give us our orders."
  Just then there was a mysterious  presence felt around the room. A loud
booming voice shouted out,"I am God! Why did you call my name?"
  Ryouga said,"Oh! Can we ask you a quesiton?"
  God said,"What is your question?"
  Ryouga said,"What can we do to achieve salvation Lord?"
  God groaned and said,"Why did you have to ask me a metaphysical question?
Couldn't it be something more practical like why Jim Carrey is so popular?"
  Ryouga said,"But that doesn't have anything to do with salvation."
  God said,"That's what you think."
  Ranma decided to interrupt the conversation and said,"We wanted to know
what our next mission was."
  God said,"Oh, yes. Your next mission is to go to Las Vegas and stop Satan 
from taking over the city."
  Kuno said,"Satan hadn't taken over Las Vegas already?"
  God said,"Now, go my children and stop Satan before it's too late!"
  With that God's presence disappeared. The heroic trio gathered in a
circle.
  Ranma said,"Okay, G-Team let's fight for right!"
  "YES!" 

Okay I'm going to stop this fic right now before I am flamed to death.

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.