"Oh my god! It's Cindy Crawford and she's naked!"
The teenager fell over and stood right back up. He looked left and right and
said,"Where? Where?"
Genma said,"Sorry son you just missed her. Could we please have some 
bowling shoes?"
The teenager shrugged his shoulders and said,"I guess so. What size do you
want?"
After finding the right shoe size Ranma and Genma finally walked out into
the
alley. Genma shed a tear at what he saw. It was the most beautiful thing he
had
ever seen.The sounds of pins dropping to the floor was like thunder in the
heavens.
It was a place where slobs became gods. It was his home! 

<ROTFLMAO>

Rain Song
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guilds@mail.serve.com

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    Tarou disappeared into the house.  "To change my clothes," she shouted
back at him.
    Ukyou was silent for a moment as he sat back and lounged on the porch,
leaning against one of the wooden supports.  After he was sure that Tarou
was out of hearing range, he burst out laughing.
    "To change his clothes!"  He guffawed.  "I swear that curse's mentality
is rubbing off on him."    
			 			-from Mirror Images, chapter 4
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