I'd thought of something like this, but how do you reconcile Akane
with the 'most lecherous man in the universe'?  Also, I can't really
see Ranma firing a lightning bolt while shouting 'DAHLING NO BAKA!'
Considering that many of the UY TV episodes revolve around Ataru's
lecherousness and Lum's indignation, this is more than a piddling
puzzle.

It might work if Ataru = Ranma and Lum = Shampoo.

As Ranma has all the sexual drive of a nerf ball, I can't see this
either.

--SG
--no, that's not a challenge for a Ranma/Nerf lemon...