I fully expect to get the living beejeebers flamed out of me by devout Eva
fans over this, but it was just too delightfully wicked to just let go...
---
�It sure was nice of Commander Ikari to let Shinji and Asuka have a little
vacation,� Misato remarked as she and Ritsuko walked along the corridor to
the control room.
�Yeah, he figured the Fifth and Sixth Children could handle things for a
week or so...� Ritsuko paused at the thought of those two and shook her
head. �I�m not sure about them, though...�
�What do you mean?�
Ritsuko smirked. �You haven�t met them yet, have you?� She got a headshake
and �nuh uh� from Misato in reply, and continued. �They�re from
America...some little town called Highland. So far they seem to be working
out okay, but we haven�t actually stuck them in the Evas yet...�
Oh, the irony...at that precise moment, the usual
�there-is-a-big-oogly-Angel-coming� alarms began to blare, and as Misato
and Ritsuko stepped onto the bridge a most unusual sound greeted them. It
came over the radio, from the cockpit of Eva-02:
�Uhh...hello? Is this thing on? Huh-huh...huh-huh...�
And then, from Eva-01:
�Heh heh m...Testes? Testes? Heh heh m heh m...�
�You�ve got to be kidding me,� Misato said flatly. �Hey! You two! What are
your names?�
�Uhh...he�s Beavis,� came the voice from Eva-02.
�He�s Butt-Head,� came the reply from Eva-01.
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Other than one bit with Butt-Head in Eva-02 kicking the Angel in the groin
only to discover that it has no 'nads and the ending, in which a solution
of caffeine, sucrose, and water (read: a case of Starbucks Frappuccino) is
released into Beavis's LCL, causing Eva-01 to go into the fearsome
Cornholio mode, this was all that was worth saving of my pathetic
attempt...I figured since everyone else was throwing out bizarre X-overs I
should put in my $0.02 worth ^_^
I really should go to bed, I guess...
--Sailor Solathei
"Ice...snacks...and--fifty gallons of BEER!? What kind of life does she
lead, anyway!?" --Shinji Ikari
"Hang on to your drawers and don't piss in 'em!" --Cid Highwind
"A brand new ML to blow up! Wai!" --Zen
"Excuse me, I am a lost little boy. Can you help
me?.........................well, SCREW YOU TOO!" --Cartman
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Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
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Sailor Solathei's Cid Highwind shrine (still under very heavy construction)
http://members.xoom.com/ssolathei/cidshrine.html and the Cid Highwind Otaku
Ring: http://members.xoom.com/ssolathei/ring.html