The following is a bit you will probably see in an upcoming chapter
of "They Call Him Mr. Happy". 

	*****

	A horde of orange-skinned Happousai clones and orange-furred midget
pandas trotted, waddled, and tumbled into the Tendou dojo. As sounds
of loud arguments erupted from the main house, the Happi clones and
pandas began to sing:

	"Oompa, loompa, doopety-doo,
	I've got another puzzle for you,
	Oompa, loompa, doopety-dee,
	If you are wise you'll listen to me.

	"What do you do when your guy's a....GIRL
	Wearing his hair with ribbons and....CURLS
	Your gender bender's sex isn't...SURE
	Because you didn't give him a...CURE

	"You poured out the hot water...

	"Oompa, loompa, doopety-da,
	If you're not violent, you will go far,
	Then you'll live in happiness too,
	Like the oompa-loompa doopety-do!"

	As mysteriously as they appeared, the crowd of orange midgets
vanished, and nobody ever noticed them...

	*****

	Yes, people, I *am* this deranged...


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