And that got me to thinking, what would it be like, to be a boy, living 
in the anime world, and you go to school and you meet this absolutly 
GORGEOUS specimen of XX chromosomes, and you start dating, and the two 
of you hit it off, and everything is going nicely, and then she asks you 
to come over to her house and meet her parents...  And they turn out to 
be Ranma and Akane, or Tenchi and Ryoko, or Lina and Gourry, or 
whoever.  You've heard the stories, about how they have saved the world, 
multiple times.... alone.  You can see that they are in better shape 
then you will ever be in, and could probably break you by blinking.

I'm going to guess you haven't read Gold Digger, 'cause you didn't mention
Theo Diggers' patented boy-scare tactic, the Flaming Skull Bit. }:-{D

"Some fathers polish their shotguns... my did sets his head on fire." 

Redneck ("mind if I smoke?")

Kris Overstreet, web pages beyond belief
http://www.txdirect.net/users/redneck - Redneck Gaijin Online
http://www.jurai.net/~redneck/wlp/ - White Lightning Productions
http://www.jurai.net/~redneck/ap/ - Unofficial Antarctic Press 
http://www.jurai.net/~redneck/dvpbem/ - In Nomine: Dark Victory PBEM
http://www.jurai.net/~redneck/milkmaid/ - The Magnificent Milkmaid