Evil Intents
A X-Files / Yu Yu Hakusho / Ranma 1/2 Crossover
By El Careca
Part 3 of ?
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DISCLAIMER: YYH belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi, Ranma 1/2
belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and X-Files belongs to Chris Carter. No
copyright infraction intended.
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11/15/97 - 17:00
Some street in Tokyo
-- Where are we going, Mr. Yusuke? -- Scully asked, while the
trio walked down an unknown street.
-- You'll see -- Yusuke mumbled.
They got to a side-street.
-- BOTAAAAAAAN!!! -- Yusuke shouted.
Suddenly, a girl with blue hair wearing a kimono came from
nothing, flying on a oar. ONCE AGAIN, the agents' faces get weird.
-- Oh, hello, Yusuke. What's up? -- Botan said, happilly, when
she got to the ground.
-- These are the agents I told you about.
-- OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT THIS MAN WAS SO GORGEOUS??? --
Botan exclaimed, with little hearts replacing the eyes and that famous
cat expression on her face.
-- All this stuff is really embarassing me, Scully. -- Mulder
mumbled.
-- Embarassing? -- Scully said, with the same type of voice
that Mulder used to mock Ranma.
-- Scully...
-- A girl mad about you is embarassing?
-- WHEN SHE HAS AT LEAST THE HALF OF MY AGE, AND COMES FLYING
FROM NOTHING IN A OAR, AND IT HAPPENS FIFTEEN MITUTES AFTER YOU KICKED
ME THROUGH A WALL, AND IT STILL HURTS A LOT, AND WE ARE TRAPPED IN A
RIDICULOUS ANIME-LIKE SITUATION MADE UP BY A LOUSY, PERVERTED
FANFICTION WRITER, IT IS EMBARASSING, SCULLY!!!
Scully got sort of paralysed.
-- Whoops -- Mulder said, with that weird face ONCE AGAIN.
-- Looks like they married. But who's the husband and who's...
-- You already used this punchline, Botan -- Yusuke mumbled.
-- Mumbling, mumbling, endless mumbling. Who do you think you
are? Mutley The Dog?
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18:00
Some corridor in Ningenkai
-- Who are we talking with, after all? -- Scully inquired.
-- With Koenma Daioh. -- Botan answered. -- Think of him as
the "prince" of the Ningenkai.
-- And who is the "king"?
-- His father, Enma Daioh. But talking with Mr. Koenma is
enough.
-- Wonderful... What do you think of this, Mulder? Mulder?
Scully thought that Mulder was mad at her, but he was just
fascinated with the place. Ningenkai, Spiritual World... "NOW I don't
know what to believe. But does Mulder believe?"
They entered in a office-like room. There was a big desk and a
chair. Sitted on the chair, a baby, wearing a blue suit, a big strange
hat and a "Jr." written in his forehead.
-- A BABY?!? -- Scully exclaimed -- I'm out of here.
-- Scully... -- Mulder said -- It's irrational to refuse to
believe without watch what you can't believe.
-- I REFUSE to discuss rationality with a man that shouted at
me an hour ago. I'm leaving.
But Mulder grabbed her arm and whispered:
-- We discuss this later, OK?
-- OK...
-- It's a pleasure to meet you, agents. -- Koenma presents
himself with his funny baby voice. -- My name is Koenma Daioh. I will
explain all this situation.
-- Please, do it. Let's stop bumping in the dark for a change.
-- OK. Botan, where are that file with the information? You
had it, right?
-- Me? I thought YOU had it.
-- Damn. Please wait here, agents. Let's search the file,
Botan...
Koenma jumped out of his big chair and got out of the room,
walking with his little legs behind Botan.
-- Do you believe, Scully?
-- I still don't want to talk to you. That shout still annoys
me.
-- Sorry. I was mad at you because of that kick. How can you
kick like that?
-- Most of that kick's power came from Ranma.
-- OK, OK -- Mulder got closer from Scully adn whispered --
Let's forget all this gratuitous violence and try to solve the
nuttiest case we ever faced, OK?
-- Do you really think it's the hardest case?
-- I said the nuttiest.
-- But it's hardest, too. We don't have any evidence, only
little testimonies.
-- We never had the chance to search for evidence. Well, let's
see. Nicholas, the only one that knew something about it, became a
victim. Ranma gave us few information. I hope the little "prince" can
help us. Oh, he came back.
-- Here is the file, agents.
-- OK, so tell us all about the case.
-- Looks like the Biotek Laboratories kidnapped some people
with superhuman powers to make experiments.
-- Nicholas told us before he was kidnapped.
-- And he asked you both to help him on the investigation.
-- Why HE was investigating?
-- He, as well as Yusuke, works for me as Supernatural
Detective.
-- Sorry?
-- There are strange happenings in the Human World that
escapes from our control. The Supernatural Detectives are
investigators and warriors that work for us to control these
happenings.
-- I see. Who was kidnapped?
-- So far, the youkai Kurama and Hiei, the former FBI agent
Frank Black...
-- Frank Black?
-- Yeah. Don't ask me why. Let's see, they also got the
Shotokan Karate black belt Ken Masters, the criminal John Barnett...
-- Barnett? But he's dead!
-- No, he isn't. We control every birth and death of the human
beings. And I can assure you that Barnett isn't dead.
-- I think we heard enough. -- Scully said. -- How can you
help us in the case, Mr. Koenma?
-- Actually, I have a favor to ask you. Please, rescue the
kidnapped persons. They can't die.
-- You just said that you control all the death.
-- But there's something that is escaping from our control.
Please, do this. And I won't let you bumping in the dark. I'm going
with you.
-- YOU? You are just a baby!
-- Oh, yeah?
When he says that the little baby becomes an adolescent,
making Mulder and Scully, ONCE AGAIN, make that funny face...
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I know I could do better... C&C and rotten eggs at
elcareca@geocities.com
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El Careca (a.k.a. Nicholas Urameshi)
elcareca@geocities.com
http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Stage/5966/
ICQ# 2362435
(Can ICQ at ICQ?) :-)
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FROM "The truth is out there..." PARODY ARCHIVE
"The truth is out there... Scully, do you remember the URL?"
"If the truth is out there, what are YOU doing inside here?"
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"Whoops, I forgot to brush my teeth... Wait a minute, I'll
come back soon!" -- Kazuma Kuwabara, a very brave warrior, running
away from a fight he can't win...
{Kuwabara: "What?!? Take that back, idiot!"
El Careca: "Shut up, or I'll write a erotica fanfic with you
and Hiei..."
Kuwabara (scared): "OK, I quit!"}
(sorry by copying from Xmas, Kristin!)
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"I'm a warrior. Many battlefields fit for me. And the soccer
field is just one of them. And one of the best."
-- Nicholas Urameshi
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