I'm finally writing to this list... Being a high school
student really SUCKS. Now to share my insanity with you...

Evil Intents
A Yu Yu Hakusho / X-Files / Ranma 1/2 Crossover
By El Careca
Part 1 of ?
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        Disclaimer: YYH belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi,  Ranma 1/2 
belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and X-Files belongs to Chris Carter. No 
copyright infraction intended.
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11/15/97 - 13:58, Japanese Time
Plane number US-JP-TNO1994

        -- MULDER, WAKE UP! The plane will land in two minutes! 
        -- Ouch! Shucks, Scully, was that punch in my belly needed?!? 
        -- You wouldn't wake up. What should I do? 
        -- That shout you gave would be enough. 
        -- WHAT SHOUT??? 
        -- Forget it... 
        -- The worst of all is that I don't understand why we are 
attending to a 17-year-old boy's call! 
        -- I would like to know too, Scully. I would like to know... 
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14:05
Tokyo International Airport

        -- Where's that urchin? Can you see him, Mulder? 
        -- Cool down, Scully. Oh, look over there... 
        They see an HUGE signboard, with MULDER & SCULLY written on
it, 
and their faces become weird (you know, the shrunken eyes and a sweat 
drop on the forehead). 
        -- Now THAT'S visual pollution... 
        -- No jokes, Mulder. 
        -- What's going on? Did you woke up on the left foot? Or maybe
the mole-men spoiled your garden? 
        Mulder gets a stupendous slap from Scully, as a punishment for 
being funny. 
        -- AGAIN??? 
        The young man with the signboard gets closer and presents
himself: 
        -- Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, I presume. Nice to meet 
you. My name is Nicholas Urameshi. 
        -- Oh, so you are the urchin. -- Scully says, still angry. 
        -- Sorry if I wasn't by the disembark gate, but the airport
was full 5 minuts ago, when a friend of mine arrived... 
        -- Oh, yeah? And who is your famous friend? Ozora Tsubasa? -- 
Mulder says, ironic, and looking at Scully, waiting for another slap. 
        -- How did you ever guess? 
        Once again, the agents' faces get weird. 
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14:30
In a Taxi

        -- Now, would you please explain your story, Mr. Urameshi? -- 
Scully asks.
        -- It's not safe to tell it here -- Nicholas whispered -- I
don't want the driver to hear. 
        Suddenly, the taxi stops in a empty street. 
        -- Hey, mister -- Mulder says to the driver -- This isn't our
destination. 
        -- Yes, it is, old friends. -- the driver answers, turning
back and pointing a gun to Mulder. 
        -- KRYCEK! -- Mulder and Scully cries in anger. 
        -- Exactly, my friends. Yeah, I think this is the dead end... 
        -- I don't think so, mister... -- Nicholas says, before his
left hand, covered with flames, hits Krycek's face. Krycek awfully 
cries with the pain, while Mulder, Scully and Urameshi runaway. 
        -- You will have to explain how you did that! -- Mulder says,
while they run. 
        -- I would, but I'm busy running. 
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welcome at elcareca@geocities.com 

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El Careca (a.k.a. Nicholas Urameshi)
elcareca@geocities.com
http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Stage/5966/
ICQ# 2362435
(Can ICQ at ICQ?) :-)
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FROM "The truth is out there..." PARODY ARCHIVE
	"The truth is out there... Scully, do you remember the URL?"
	"If the truth is out there, what are YOU doing inside here?"
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	"Whoops, I forgot to brush my teeth... Wait a minute, I'll
come back soon!" -- Kazuma Kuwabara, a very brave warrior, running
away from a fight he can't win...
	{Kuwabara: "What?!? Take that back, idiot!"
	 El Careca: "Shut up, or I'll write a erotica fanfic with you
and Hiei..."
	 Kuwabara (scared): "OK, I quit!"}

	(sorry by copying from Xmas, Kristin!)
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        "I'm a warrior. Many battlefields fit for me. And the soccer
field is just one of them. And one of the best."
                                        -- Nicholas Urameshi
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