You know there's been a lot of talk about 
Bob Barnes work 'Masks We Must Wear' so I
decided to write this spamfic.  This fic
does tend to be like 'Normal Day', but
please bare with me. This is pretty offensive
although my discriptions are not graphic enough
to make this a lemon.


A Totally Non-sensical Tripe production

Of an AUHP film

Nobody's a Fool

Akane was standing over the body of her
dead father who in relaity had been a Brazilian
war criminal. It had been a shocking revelation
, but it did explain why he never talked about
his wife who was in fact a spy that he had
to kill lest she told everyone his dark secrets.
Akane had found out when she saw that her sister
Nabiki was working for the yakuza. Nabiki had told her
the info so that she would keep quite. When asked
why she never turned in her father Nabiki had said
it was out of love. Akane had given Nabiki a 'yeah
right' look and Nabiki said that she wasn't lying.
She did do it out of love, but not the kind of
love a daughter is supposed to have for her father.
Akane had been so pissed off that she ripped her
dad's skull off. Kasumi had walked in and said,'Oh my
what a terrible mess!' and went about cleaning up
the mess. Ranma had come in and pulled out a smith and
wesson on Akane and told her that,'in life you keep
your friends close and your enemies closer' before shooting
her in the chest. Akane fell down on the ground and
didn't say anything else after that. Ranma turned his
gun on Kasumi and told her about his dark past as 
a prostitute in Las Vegas. Kasumi remained unphased. Ryouga
jumped in and said that he and Ranma were lovers. Kasumi
remained unfazed. Genma hopped by and said that he was
really an insurance salesman. Kasumi screamed bloody murder.
Ranma killed his father because he had made him a whore or was
that just a movie? It didn't really matter because Genma 
was dead. Then Akari jumped into the room and said she
had heard about Ranma and Ryouga being lovers. She wanted
to have sex with them both. Ranma and Ryouga readily agreed
because you really can't have a menage trois without
a third person. Kasumi turned away from the trio who were
reinacting their favorite scenes from the Kama Sutra when
she heard a knock at the door. There on the porch were 
Kuno and Kodachi who had become menamilist painters and they
wanted to know if they could come inside. Kuno and Kodachi 
saw the threesome going at it on the floor and decided to
invite their friends over so they could discuss how Ranma, Ryouga
and Akari having not so tame animal sex was a sign that the
decay of society was prevalent in the juxtaposition of chaos. On
paper it didn't make sense, but when said aloud it made you look
like your really smart. A bunch of beatnicks stopped by and drank
cappuchino that Kasumi had made while they watched the orgy.
Mousse, Shampoo and Ukyo came by. They were now in a death metal
and they were also a threesome. Shampoo got jealous over the attention
that the other trio was receiving so she demanded that Mousse and
Ukyo would get down with her. When Mousse refused she told him that
they really did need a castrato in the band. There were no complaints
after that. The two orgies were competing to see which one would 
gain the most attention when all of the beatnicks died from the
poisoned cappuchino. Kasumi smiled and said that appearances can be
deceiving. Akane got up and took off her bullet proof vest and ran
out of the house to her convertible. She had learned from Nabiki whom
she had killed after learning about the whole deal with the incest
that there was some kind of treasure in Sierra Madre. Then every living 
person and some of the corpses were involved in the orgy. A few hours
later they all got married and lived happily ever after
in Hugh Heffner's mansion in California.

THE END

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.