Don't ask. Just don't ask. I deny responsibility. I blame the llamas.



[Ranma and Akane are kissing passionately and undressing each other.
As they both sit upon Akane's bed, naked, they begin looking each
other over...]

Akane: Ranma...what's that?

Ranma: Hmm? What?

Akane: Y'know...around...

Ranma: Oh, that? Circumcision scar.

Akane: You were circumcised?

Ranma: Yeah. My mom's idea. 

Akane: I didn't know that leaves a scar.

Ranma: It's not supposed to. Uhhh...see...well...

Akane: What?

Ranma: My mom did it herself.

Akane: And...?

Ranma: Think. My *mom* did that. 

Akane: ...oh. With...?

Ranma: Yep. The hospital had to sew...y'know...back on. 

Akane: Ouch.

Ranma: Hey...do you shave...y'know...down there?

Akane: A-heh...no, actually. Ummm....all of us...me, Nabiki,
Kasumi...bald as plums down there.

Ranma: Weird. Hey...what's that? 

Akane: Uhhh...

Ranma: "Manko-chan?" Is that a tattoo?

Akane: Uhh, yeah.

Ranma: Looks...looks kinda messed up.

Akane: Well...it was an amateur job...

Ranma: Really? Who did it?

Akane: Errrrr....I did, kinda.

Ranma: Yikes.

Akane: Hmmm...hey...speaking of tattoos...

Ranma: Oh, jeez...

Akane: That's...that's in Chinese....

Ranma: Yeah, so?

Akane: What's it say?

Ranma: Uhhh...I have no idea.

Akane: What do you mean? It's on *your* body...

Ranma: Uhhh....well...

Akane: Well...?

Ranma: Well...see...there was this girl, over in China...and, umm....

Akane: Yes?

Ranma: Well...we sorta...y'know, a few times. While me an' Pop were
in her village.

Akane: I see.

Ranma: And...well...she sorta did that one night...we were both a
little drunk...

Akane: So what's it say?

Ranma: Ummm....

Akane: I'm waiting, Ranma...

Ranma: Well...it kinda says...a-heh..."well run dry"...

Akane: ...oh. 

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