On Sat, 14 Mar 1998 13:17:40 -0800, you wrote:

Let's take a look at this, shall we?

It started with a blast.

Ladies and gentlemen, the second worst opening line ever used in a
work of fiction.

I assume the worst line would be....It was a dark and stormy night ;)

...you think some people would take a ridicilous idea to the extreme.
Look at it man! it was supposed to be like that! (well execpt for the spelling.)
...next time i'll point out it was a farce

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