Teknos Warhammer presents

Between the Scenes #4
An EVA Humor fic series

[We pan into Central Dogma, and it appears that Hyuuga and Ibuki seem to 
be talking to each other. But they seem to be using voices that are many 
times more raspy than usual. Think Lucile Ball crying continuously in 
her low and raspy voice.]

Ibuki: {to Hyuuga} Aaaaaaa, Honda-kun, get me a scotch, aaaaaaa

Hyuuga: {To Ibuki}Aaaaaa, Gen-chan, I wanna have children, aaaaaaa

Ibuki: Aaaaa that would be nice, aaaaaa

[Kaji's head pokes up closer than where Hyuuga and Ibuki are.]

Kaji: Hey folks. If you're wondering what these two are up to, they got 
a little too much Special Edition Dr. Pepper and thanks to the caffine, 
they think they're in some kind of world where they're over-fascinated 
with the idea if Honda from Tekkaman Blade met Genkai from Yu Yu 
Hakusho.

[He leans over to the right to let you see what Ibuki's complaining 
about.]

Ibuki: Aaaaaa, Honda-kun, I wanted to meet Kakyou-san, Waaaaaaa

Hyuuga: Aaaaaaaa, I know what ya mean honey. Love for sale, love for 
sale! Aaaaaaaa

[Kaji goes back to the center]

Kaji: See who I gotta work with? The only way I can make these people at 
the least interact with me, is if I take on the persona of another raspy 
voiced anime character.

[Kaji clears his throat and speaks somewhat similar to the other two. 
REAL raspy. True to his word, the other two pay attention.]

Kaji: Uh sirs {gasp} this is Dr. Tomoe, sirs {gasp} Demon Shoka on line 
1. {gasp and ducks out of the view}

Ibuki: Aaaaa, I'm only taking calls from Mr. Satan, Aaaaaaa

Hyuuga: Aaaaa, I know, so make sure to postpone my dinner with 
Taitsu-kun, Aaaaaaaa

[Kaji pops back into view, he's clearly not happy.]

Kaji: See what I mean?

[Hyuuga and Ibuki continue to whine with the raspy voices.]

Ibuki: Aaaaa, I've never met a real man, Aaaaaa

Hyuuga: Aaaaa, Gen-chan, we need more calgon! Aaaaaa

[Several veins pop on Kaji's forehead as they continue to carry on.]

Hyuuga: Aaaa, Gen-chan I wanna be on the team too, Aaaaaa

Ibuki: Aaaa, the pot-stickers are cold! Aaaaaa!

[With no warning, Kaji takes a mallet from Hammerspace and whacks them 
both into next Wednesday. From the doorway, Shigeru pops his head out.]

Shigeru: Um, was that really necessary?

Kaji: Put yourself in my shoes, you'll understand.

End of Scene 4
Notes: Blame Huang and Evanjellydonut for the whole Dr. Pepper thing. 
He's a great inspiration.


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