[Scene opens.  Cat sits before his computer typing at a
 rate that would seem physically imposible if one did not
 note the open bottle of Jolt(TM) on the desk in front of 
 him]

CAT: Hello

[He smiles, pauses, then starts to laugh hysterically]

CAT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[This goes on for a few seconds until, without warning he
 falls out of his chair.  He stops laughing and slowly 
 regains his seat.  Seeminly once again in complete 
 control]

CAT: I'll show them, I'll show them all!  See if I don't!

[More crazed laughter]

CAT: They said I was crazy to try to write multiple fics, they
     said 'HEY YOUR CRAZY!!!' but I'll show them, them and thier 
     little dog too!  

[Pause while Author takes another jolt of Jolt. The drink seems
 to calm his for a moment and he once again begins to speak 
 rationally]

CAT: Here's how it is.  I HAVE to write Traveler this week,
     I MUST!!!!  

[uncontrolled shaking, we can't tell if it is from fear or
 just a caffine overdose] 

CAT: Takahashi came to me in a vision and said that if I did 
     not...

[swallows confusively] 

CAT: I would be forced to write nothing but revenge fics for 
     a thosand years in my own private hell.

[shudder]

CAT: So Possibilities will have to be put off- 
     GET THESE SPIDERS OFF OF ME!!!!!!
     -until after my spring break which is next week.  

[Suddenly on his knees]

CAT: Please forgive mine trespasses as I am but a lowly
     fanfic author stupid enough to major in Engineering.

[He breaks down sobbing and scene fades...]