Oh well i guess its not as close a fit as I thought.  Hopefully I wont
offend the gods above by contributing to this piece of spam, especially
since i have no intentions of writing it.

Maybe there's no need to limit yourself to Tenchi characters...

On Dagobah. Tenchi is looking around, wondering where to find the
great Jedi master he was told about.

Tenchi:Sheesh. I don't seem to have lot of luck, do I Sasami?

Sasami(actually R2-D2 with her cute voice):Yeah. This place is creepy,
Tenchi-niichan.

Tenchi:Oh well...

Tenchi sits down and starts eating.

Voice:Yo, pal! Watcha doin' here?

Tenchi turns around to see a young, redheaded girl sitting on a treebranch.

Tenchi:Uh, I'm... well...

The girl jumps down and starts poking around Tenchi's stuff.

Girl:Say, do you have anything to eat here? It's been a few hours since I last
ate, and I'm beginning to be a little hungry.

Tenchi:Umm... Yeah.

Tenchi gives one ration bar to the girl, who sniffs it, takes a bite, makes
a face
and starts eating it.

Girl:Gahh! How can you eat this stuff? It tastes horrible!

Tenchi:Uhh... You're eating it too.

Girl:Yeah? What's your point pal?`

Tenchi:Nevermind.

Girl:Anyway, whatcha doing here?

Tenchi:I'm looking for a great warrior. A Jedi master named Lina.

Girl:Oh, you are...

(Okay! I admit it! I worship Lina Inverse!)

But how about...

On Dagobah. Tenchi is looking around, wondering where to find the
great Jedi master he was told about.

Tenchi:Sheesh. I don't seem to have lot of luck, do I Sasami?

Sasami(actually R2-D2 with her cute voice):Yeah. This place is creepy,
Tenchi-niichan.

Tenchi:Oh well...

Tenchi sits down and starts eating.

Voice:(which is very similar to Sasami's...)Hey oniichan! What are doing
here?

Tenchi turns around to see a young, maybe just 10-years-old girl sitting
on a tree branch. She is wearing a flashy green-and-red tunic and yellow
boots.

Tenchi:I'm, uhh, looking for the great Jedi master Sammy.

Or...

On Dagobah. Tenchi is looking around, wondering where to find the
great Jedi master he was told about.

Tenchi:Sheesh. I don't seem to have lot of luck, do I Sasami?

Sasami(actually R2-D2 with her cute voice):Yeah. This place is creepy,
Tenchi-niichan.

Tenchi:Oh well...

Tenchi sits down and starts eating.

Suddenly and old, ugly face appears in front of tenchi. He staggers back,
trips and falls. The old, shrinken man hops onto Tenchi's chest.

Man:Doom! I can see doom on your face! You are the unluck... no! The
second most unlucky man in existence! What on space are you doing
here??

Tenchi:^_^;;; Uhh... Well... I'm looking for the great Jedi master
Cherry.
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Jussi.Nikander@alien.nixu.fi
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"Curses! Foiled again!"
	-Skuld