Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong

EVA/Ranma: The Angel that just won't die.



     Ranma looked up at the towering red robot, "Jeez, that�s big!" He wondered
where this thing came from and how he was going to destory it. 
  He smirked, "Never fought one of these things before. Well, there�s a first
time for everything"
  He stood defiant, his neck almost hurting from being bent back so much in
order for him to see the top of his giant opponent. He was about to have some
fun. After spending several decades in China honing his skills, he could finally
use them on something that could perhaps�.perhaps�.survive his attacks.
  Asuka looked down at the tiny Angel. "God, that Angel is so small. I�ll just
get it over with ans squish him with my foot"
  "Careful," Ritsuko�s voice fitered into Asuka�s chamber "Don�t underestimate
that Angel! It�s power levels are through the roof! Our systems can�t read him!
Our sensors only pick up this invisible arua surrounding it. It must be some
enhanced AT field!"
  Asuka nodded, "Okay, but I still think I can squish him," She quickly motioned
for her EVA to bring its right foot up into the air and then sent it crashing
down toward the tiny Angel.
  Ranma leaped out of the way, quickly rolling to his feet, sending up a
terrific column of wind from his hands as he shouted "Hiryu ShotenHa!!!! 
  Ranma�s whirlwind punch enveloped Asuka�s EVA completely.
  "Shit!" Asuka shouted, as the winds sent her flying backwards into a nearby
mountain, the EVA becoming embedded into it.
  Ranma sighed, "Damn, maybe I shoulda went easy. Now I gotta walk all the way
across town to get to that mountain�" Ranma began walking but immediately
stopped when he sensed something approach him from behind. Without thinking, he
leapt high into the air.
  Rei was almost surprised at noticing how that tiny Angel had just dodge an
uranium round without looking. As Ranma was soaring through the air, gravity
finally taking over and started sending him back toward the ground below, Rei
immediately realized that the Angel can�t fly. She targeted her rifle and opened
fire.
  Ranma�s eyes bulged as he caught sight of the front of a bullet rocketing
toward him, looking like the size of a large beach ball from his perspective.
Knowing that he could not dodge since he was in mid air, Ranma held his hand
forward and let loose a massive ki-blast, hoping his blast would desintigrate
the bullet before it hit him.
  Unforutnately, he didn�t anticipated the bullet exploding upon impact and he
was caught in the blast, blown backwards, hard.
  Ranma twisted in midair just in time to hit into a building feet first. He was
shot out the other side from the shear force, landing on his feet. He rubbed his
shoulder, "Ite! That hurts!" He looked at his shirt and saw it partly charred.
"They ruined my shirt!"
  Stop sounding like a girl. 
  Ranma froze for a moment. He remembered Ryoga saying that to him when they
first fought and Ryoga had cut the front of his shirt off.
  Ranma glowed red, furious. He was no girl!!!
  "Now I�m mad!!!" Ranma leapt up and propelled off a nearby building and landed
on another, needing a good vantage point to see his two opponents. He saw one
slowly making its way back toward the city, its imprint left behind on that
mountain, the other reloading its rifle.
  From behind him, Shinji slowly moved his EVA between the buildings, his knife
in his hands.
  Ranma sensed something approachin from behind and quickly turned around. He
walked over to the edge of the roof and caught sight of yet another robot, a
purple one. 
  He smirked, "I see you. Heck, how am I not gonna see ya? You�re the size of a
building. I�ve gotta be blind to miss you..." He waved the robot to attack
"C�mon,"
  Shinji, realizing the Angel has caught sight of him, motioned his EVA to stab
the angel, knowing that he would miss because that Angel was so small and agile.
He was totally caught by surprise when the Angel  brought its hand up slapped
them together, catching the blade between both hands.
  "What the?!" was all Shinji could say before he realized what had happened.
  Ranma, both hand firming on either side of the razor like blade, jumped
backwards, pulling the knife right out of the EVA�s iron grip. He smirked, "Hee
hee, now I have a knife." He placed the knife on the ground and brought a foot
down on the blade, shattering it, "And now I don�t. But that�ll mean you won�t
be making use of it either."
  Ranma ran forward and leapt off the building and onto Shinji�s EVA, landing
right on its shoulder.
  "It�s on me!!!! It�s on me!!!! Get it off!!!! Get it off!!!!!" Shiji shouted,
terrified. "Someone!!!!" He quickly started making his EVA thrash about, hoping
the jerking movements would cause the Angel to fall off.
  Ranma crouhed down on the EVA�s shoulder, both hands pressed against the
metal, his fingers digging into the exoskeleton for purchase so he wouldn�t be
thrown of. He waited patiently for it to stop thrashing so he could finish it
off.
  When the EVA stopped for a moment to use its hands to slap him off, Ranma took
the moment of stillness to send a ki blast right into the side of the EVA�s
head.
  Shiji�s EVA fell to the ground and onto its back from the shear impact, while
Ranma landed on its chest.
  Ranma started walking up the chest and toward the head, knowing that blowing
up the head would pretty much put the robot out of commision.
  Shiji, still dazed from the impact, knew he had to get up.
  Ranma slammed a fist right into the EVA�s chest, opening a small hold the size
of his fist in it. "Yo, wake up, let�s fight some more" Ranma was eager to
fight. He hadn�t had a good fight in decades....not since he last saw Ryoga.
Where was that guy anyway? Probably lost, Ranma assumed.
  Ranma reached several fingers into the small hole he made and gripped the
sides, pulling upward with all his might, literally ripping a good protion of
the exoskeleton right off. "Gee, they don�t make �em like they used to, ne?" 
  "Get it off me!!!!" Shinji screamed, trying desperately to get out of the jam
he had put himself in. The damage reports in the cockpit were blazing as more
and more damge accumulated. He tried to make his EVA get to its feet but it
wasn�t functioning.
  Ranma looked looked around to see where the other EVA�s were. Both of them
were approaching him and fast. It didn�t faze him, he turned his attention back
onto the EVA he was slowly tearing apart. He walked up the chest and toward the
head, "I better finish you off before your buddies get here, ne? But first, I�ll
have some fun," He leapt off the EVA and landed skillfully on the ground. He was
right by where the EVA�s ear would be if it had one.
  Ranma smiked, wondering how funny it would be if this robot had ears and he
could speak into it and tell it that it will be destroyed in a few minutes from
now. "Before I blow you up, I�ll have some fun. Let�s see how long it take for
your buddies to catch me..."
  He let loose a massive whirlwind punch, "Hiryu ShotenHa!!!!" which sent the
badly damaged EVA soaring into the sky, "Man, how come I have the funny feelin�
that thing can�t fly? Oh well, it can now...at least until gravity takes over,"
  Ranma turned toward the two oncoming robots.
  "What the hell did that Angel just do?!?" Asuka said, shocked. She had just
witness a puny Angel generate enough energy to almost send Shinji�s EVA into
orbit. 
  Rei, not caring, rushed her EVA forward, the rifle locked. She would blow this
Angel right off the face of this earth for what it did to Shinji.
  With lightning speed, Ranma ran forward and punched the EVA�s ankle.
  The momentum of the EVA moving forward, and Ranma hitting one of its ankles,
sent it flying bodily forward and onto its stomach, sliding several hundred
meters on the concrete to a stop.
  Ranma, without stopping, continued to run forward, straight toward that red
robot. He leapt high into the air and grabbed onto its chest, his fingers
digging into the armor for purchase. He then propelled off it and fired a
massive ki-blast as he sailed backwards, sending the robot back into the
mountain yet again.
  Ranma chuckled as he landed skillfully on his feet. He turned around just in
time to see that purple and black robot fall down from the sky, right onto that
blue robot, 
  "God, I could do this for hours, but I doubt you three can keep it up,"
  
  
I wrote this for fun...it's kinda supposed to be a sequel to my Boomer that just
won't die fanfic where Ranma is, well, way too strong. Comments welcomed :)
  
  


-OneShot
Jeffrey Keith Wong: jeffwong@li.net
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