Warning: I think this is kinda offensive. So read with caution.


A Totally Non-sensical Tripe production

Of a Ryoucilo film

Ryouga and Ukyo kill Ranma and Akane

Akane had just finished school and was walking home. Ranma
had stayed at the dojo because he had the flu. As Akane went to the
dojo she heard some noises. What she saw inside was a little upsetting.
Ryouga was beating the crap out of Ranma. Ranma was crawling away
from Ryouga who was kicking him savagely in the back over and over again.
Akane yelled,"Ryouga what are you doing?!"
Ryouga continued kicking Ranma while looking at Akane,"Oh, I'm killing
Ranma."
"Why?!"
Ryouga stopped kicking Ranma and looked thoughtful. He shrugged his
shoulders
and continued with the beating.
Akane began to cry,"Please stop!"
"Uh, why?"
"Because... Because I love him!"
Ryouga stared at Akane for a second. Then he looked at Ranma and began to
beat him
much harder than before.
Ranma gurgled,"Thanks a lot Akane."
"Ranma! You heard what I said?!"
Ryouga punched Ranma in the back of the head. Ranma said,"Yeah *Ow* and a
*Ow* big help it did."
Akane was getting pretty angry and said,"Ranma! You jerk!"
Ranma ,"*Ow* What did I do?"
Ryouga stopped hitting Ranma and yelled,"You're supposed to tell her that
you love her you idiot!"
Ranma looked embarrassed and said,"Oh, yeah. Akane I love you."
Ryouga slugged Ranma again. "How dare you say that!"
The massacre of Ranma's body continued until someone else stepped into the
dojo.
"Hey Ran-chan I brought you some okonomiyaki-What the hell is going on?!"
Ryouga broke Ranma's left hand and said,"Ranma said he loved Akane! And she
said she loved him!"
Ukyo turned to Akane with a glazed look in her eyes.
Ukyo smiled and walked over to Akane. "Is this true Akane-chan?"
Akane didn't like the way Ukyo was looking at her."Yes," she said nervously.
Ukyo patted Akane on the shoulder and said,"You two will make a great
couple..."
Akane sighed in relief. 
Ukyo jumped on Akane and bit her on the throat.
"... of sandwhiches!!!"
Ryouga finished beating Ranma and saw that Ukyo was eating a huge hunk of
Akane's throat.
"Hey! You killed the love of my life!"
"Well, you killed the love of my life!"
"Oh... Guess we're even steven."
There was a long silence.
"Hey are you gonna eat the rest of that?"
"Help yourself."
Ryouga sat down and began to eat Akane's corpse.
"Mmmm... This is pretty good."
"Yeah. Say Ukyo?"
"Yes?"
"Why did you love Ranma so much when he didn't love you?"
"I don't know. Why did you love Akane so much when she didn't love you?"
"I don't see why Ranma didn't like a cute girl like you."
"Cute? Do you mean that?"
"Yeah. You're about one of the cutest girls I've ever met."
"Well, you're pretty handsome yourself."
"You think?"
"Yeah. I wouldn't mind having a boyfriend like you." 
Ukyo leaned over closer to Ryouga.
"Yeah. I wouldn't mind having a girlfriend like you."
Ryouga leaned over closer to Ukyo. They kissed. The kiss gradually became
more
intense and they clung onto the other with unbridled passion with The broke
the 
kiss and they smiled two bloody  grins at one another. 
"You're not a bad kisser."
"Yeah, neither are you."
"Say do you wanna...?"
"Really?"
"Yeah. There's only one thing I need to know."
"What?"
"Which corpse should we do it on?"

THE END 

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.