Same theatre, you know the drill...
Brian: Now where are those two? Catty, are you sure they got the
page?
Catty: Yes, I sent the page out a couple of minutes ago.
Brian: <sighs> Well, we'll just have to wing it. Ready?
Catty: Affirmative.
On 13 Jan 98 at 20:20, Teknos WarHammer wrote:
[Warhammer plus Theater, equals MST. You know the drill. And Iczer 2 is
there for once as well as Teknos High Priestess Salian.]
Brian: STOP THE PRESSES!!!
Catty: It is not that earthshattering an event.
Brian: I know, but all good reporter have to say that once. :-)
[I2: So, explain to me again why we're doing this?
WH: Well, Brian was so kind for MSTing my work, so, one good turn
deserves another.
Sal: A good virtue to say the least.]
Catty: Indeed.
Brian: <beams> <swelled ego mode>
[WH: Ah. He's trying out the Wolf's Fang Fist technique on his computer.
That might get Win '95 to work. All three pause for a sec, then start
laughing.]
Brian: FYI, I still use Windows 3.1
Catty: Old system, but still reliable.
Brian: And you would know, hmmm?
Catty: <censored>
Brian: <moondust>
[I2: Probably don't have anything to sue for! So why bother?
WH: Hey! Don't diss my bud.
I2: [Powering up with an evil smile] What are you going to do about it? WH:
{Whimpers} Nothing_]
Brian: <Gulp>
[WH: Oh great! Is this some sort of Doom xover?
I2: Ask Mr. Yaple about that.
Sal: I thought this was supposed to be an EVA/SM xover?]
Brian: It started out that way, but then exploded into the monster
that it is right now. And no, Doom ain't in it.
[WH: Hmm, so is this the reason she went dyke?
{Sal and I2 pound him into the ground}
WH: *lunchmeat*{Then recovers} Hey! Sorry, that was rude. Even though I
don't care about homosexuality, I don't believe in it.]
Brian: Apology accepted. <Hearing a shout from the lobby> Hmmm...I
do believe you have Uranus and Neptune on your case now.
Catty: And I believe they have their Eternal powers now.
Brian: Uh, you better watch out, WH.
[WH: hmm, that sounds awfully familiar_]
[I2: {Points to Nuku nuku} She's gunning for you. You know that?
WH: Of course I do! In fact, she nearly killed me before I got a chance to
write CH 11 of Serahpim.]
Brian: Didn't stop her from trying again, did it?
[WH: *sigh* Is it possible that we can have a mega-xover where some of the
female cast ISN'T that way? I2: What's with you? WH: I got beef against
Chris Davies, that's what! It's his fault for my behavior about this.]
Catty and Brian: <sweatdrop>
[WH baps Erica on the back of the head
WH: And they have the gall to call us men perverts! JEEZ!]
Catty: Indeed, they....HEY!! <grumbling> Why you....
Brian: Calm down, I've already got too many cast members after his
hide already.
[WH: Let me do it for you! *DOUBLE AKANE TENDOU MALLET WHACK* Wow,
haven't whacked anyone like that since the FFML royal rumble where
Flashman chose me as a special referee.]
Skuld: <peeking in> Hmmf! Amateur.
[Sal: Now_ is it just me_ or does the name of the shrine remind me a lot of
a certain wookie?]
Brian and Catty: Huh??
[WH: We'll_ I'll tolerate him letting the Witch of the Spatula, Ryoko,
Ayeka, Mihoshi, Urd, Skuld, Ranma, and *UGH* Genma come, because he invited
Kiyone-sama, Nodoka-sama, and Megumi-sama. Sal: You seem to like the
underdogs, don't you? WH: Of course! Got a problem with that?]
Brian: I would like to point out here that before I post, I send the
story to myself, so I can do an final online edit (plus, the last time
I sent a mail w/ attached story, it came out as garbage). Well,
anyway, the reason for that *long* list is because the baka mailer
software decided to mess up the beautifully done diagram that I had
done of everyone's seating position for the actual wedding itself.
Catty: Are you finished?
Brian: <pants> Yep.
[Sal: {scratching her chin, intrigued} Fascinating.]
Brian: Wait till you see where I'm going with this. :-)
"Hopefully, none of the enemies of the Senshi or the guests," Natsume
answered, "and also, Usagi's cousin's family can't make it. Something about
an expedition in the Antarctic."
[All three: OH NO!
WH: Well, at least we found the EVA section of the fic.]
Brian: I promise, there will be an actual EVA section in the next
part, as well as what I can refer to as....
Catty: Obscure EVA References. (tm)
[Sal: If you're Gendou Ikari, it makes perfect sense.]
Brian: So true.
---Liberty Station (EDF Headquarters)---
[I2: But where's this? I have no previous exposure to the Crystal
Knights than to this fic.]
Brian: Huh? <Notices bug> Skuld!! Bug!!
<Skuld comes in and chases the bug, screaming all the way>
Brian: Sorry, I didn't catch it. Liberty Station is in Earth
orbit.
[Sal: For some reason, I could never trust swivel chair commandos.]
Brian: Hey, she's different. You'll see.
[All three: *sweatdrop*]
Brian: *Ahem* I just wanted to stand out from the 900 bajillion
other Sailor Suns out there.
Catty: Where did the soapbox come from?
Brian: Huh? <soapbox vanishes, Brian collapses back into chair.>
[WH: ARG! I hate that look! You can never get anything out of her_
{smile turns evil} but just wait until I get done with her in my
Tekno/SM fic. I'm almost done with it too! BWA HA HA HA!]
Catty: <looks at Brian> Ready the Nova Cannon?
Brian: Ready the Nova Cannon.
It took a few seconds for the joke to sink in for Naru, then she
groaned. "Arrgghh....Usagi, we should have never gotten you hooked on
that sci-fi show."
[All three: *BOING*?]
Brian: Babylon 5: "War Without End, Part 1."
Catty: A truly fine example of current sci-fi programming.
Brian: Excluding a certain series?
Catty: *Ahem*, our series was strictly one movie and several OVAs.
Brian: Before you fly off the handle, WH, I'm including Teknoman on
that short list of good sci-fi. :-)
[WH: Uh oh_ looks like Savior from Flashman's TRIO got a cameo in this.]
Brian: Uh, no. I can promise you, when the bad guy is revealed,
you WILL facefault. And probally put him next in line for Flashman's
torture machine.
[WH: As long as there's massive collateral damage and high rate of
explosions, I'm happy.]
Brian: Well, prepare to be happy.
Catty: The budget department just approved the budget for the next
part. <Looks at sheet> Are you SURE you need this many explosives?
Brian: Yep. <smug grin>
WH Bye Bri_*BOOM*
[Turns out Nuku nuku found out where WH is.]
Brian: Oh, *that's* where they've been.
Nuku: Prepare to die you poor excuse for a trash compactor!
WH: Make me!
[They both clash.]
Brian: Want any popcorn?
Catty: No, I am fine.
Nuku: I'm gonna make you scream for making me part of a crane!
WH: Just be grateful I didn't send you to the recycle bin! If it were
not for the SINGLE flame for blowing you up, I wouldn't have bothered to
Brian: And who sent that flame? <Big grin>
write that epilogue_ or have you forgotten? [Nuku's still growling. Iczer 2
pushes WH away] I2: Besides, he's off limits. Nuku: [Angry] What? I2: [Eyes
narrow dangerously] He's MY punching bag. No one else has that right. Nuku:
Brian: Ah Nuku, don't! I need you intact for the next part!!
Want to bet on_ [At this time, Erica Carter runs in.] Erica: There you are!
Come on! Nuku: No way! I'm letting this jerk know who's the boss. [Erica's
eyes widen.] Erica: Atsuko, don't you know just WHAT an iczer is? They can
blow up whole star systems if they wanted to_ I don't see what chance you'd
stand against her. I2: [EVIL smirk] Onee-san would just beat you to
submission_imouto-chan would hurt you accidentally_ I'd beat you to
submission, THEN I'd kill you faster than Cell did to Gou #16! (Reference to
Dragon Ball Z) Sal: _don't be humble or anything_ Erica: Either way_ we're
Catty and Brian: <BIG sweatdrop>
going. See ya in the next MST. WH: Bye_ [Nuku and Erica leave, much to WH's
relief.] I2: [turns to WH] People just love you don't they? WH + sweatdrop:
Uh_ yeah.
Catty: Think they'll be safe getting back here?
Brian: Just to be sure....SECURITY!!
<Nami Shimina a.k.a. Black Izcelion teleport in.>
Brian: Could you make sure Atsuko and Erica make it back?
Nami: Sure. <Teleports out>
Catty: That was nice.
Brian: Thanks, and besides, Julia sorta...presuaded me to keep Erica
safe.
Catty: That's why you have the twisted arm?
Brian: Yep. Thanks Warhammer!!
<The two exit>
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