Teknos Warhammer presents

Between the Scenes #2
A humor fic series


[Place: Central Dogma. Makoto Hyuuga appears to be sleeping on a cot 
next to one of the Magi. Ritsuko Akegi is beside him, writing down notes 
and has a weird head gear attachment on her arm that has wires attachted 
to it.]

Ritsuko: Evening Minna-san. Recently, we've been getting a few problems 
out of Hyuuga-kun here. *Whispers* Been drinking a little too much Dr. 
Pepper *Normal* Assisting me in this opertation to check is visual 
brainwave perception is, Nurse Misato Katsuragi.

[Misato walks out, dressed as a candy striper, she doesn't look happy.]

Misato: All I know is that in this getup I feel VERY self-concious and 
embarassed... *brightens with confusion* Yet, I don't have a problem 
with it.

Ritsuko: [added sweatdrop]...I wonder why... *Cough* Anyway...[takes off 
the head gear thingie and puts it on Hyuuga's head.]..we got to analyze 
Hyuuga's dreams.

Misato: [Trying to sound astounded] Ohhh...

[Ritsuko puts the thing on correctly, walks to a control screen, punches 
up a few buttons and then the screen flickers to life.]

[Dream Hyuuga is in a dress suit, and he's got a Tonari no Totoro manga 
in one hand and a fist ful of Dollars in another. He's located in the 
exit of Tokyo-3. He's cleary excited.]

Hyuuga: WHOO HOO!! OH man! [Looks up] Say! looks like we're in time for 
another Sakura petal rainstorm! WOO!! 

[Above, EVA Units 00 and 03 drop sakura petals over him with thunder 
booms in the background... even though the weather appears to be 
beautiful.]

Ritsuko: Well, seems like a pretty standard dream.

Misato: Looks pretty normal to me.

[Then, a Misato in the dream, dressed in the same candy striper's 
outfit, walks behind him, and taps his shoulder.]

Dream Misato: [Husky like] Hey big boy!

[Dream Misato begins to cuddle up to Hyuuga, who seems more confident 
than he really is.]

Hyuuga: Ohh, looks like Misato-chan is really something else...

Real Misato: [growling]...turn it off... ....Turn It Off... ...TURN IT 
OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The screan flickers out and Hyuuga wakes up, Ritsuko is smirking, and 
Misato is still growling.]

Hyuuga: Oh, Hi Akegi-san. I had a pretty strange dream...[notices 
Misato].. Ohayo Katsuragi-san... well, I was in Tokyo-3 and... [stops, 
looks at Misato.]

Hyuuga & Misato: 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ritsuko is laughing her head off as a SD Misato, with razor sharp 
teeth, is chasing a sobbing SD Hyuuga. The screaming continues.]

Ritsuko: *snicker* You gotta love technology.

[In the background, we hear.]

*BAP* *PUNCH* *SMACK* *BIFF* *KICK* *SNAP* *CRACKLE* *POP* *CRUNCH* 
*CRACK*

Misato: HOW DARE YOU IMAGINE ME DRESSED AS THIS!!!!!! HYUUGA NO 
HENTAI!!!

*AKANE TENDOU MALLETtm* *CRASH THROUGH THE CEILING*

[Ritsuko falls on the floor, still laughing.]

Notes:
Wee, just keep in mind folks. I am just getting started.
Wait until next time, where Shinji get interrorgated by Touji and 
Kensuke.


Teknos WarHammer-
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