Oh, what the hell. Might as well post this...I suppose this is for
the Yuffie fans out there...

 A Lust for Materia (a Final Fantasy VII omake)

	The members of AVALANCHE began packing their gear as the sun rose,
preparing to land the Highwind and head into town. 
	As Cloud polished his sword and checked his materia, Tifa and Red
XIII walked up to him. "Cloud, my Restore materia is missing."
	Red XIII nodded. "One of our Elemental materia is also gone."
	Cloud blinked. "Anything else missing?" Tifa shook her head.
"Where's Yuffie?"
	Red XIII shrugged. "We can't find her."
	Cloud sighed. "Better keep a close watch on the other materia...I
think she's at it again."  
	They began searching the ship for the young materia hunter. Just as
they were about to give up, they heard strange sounds coming from the
Chocobo hold. Readying their weapons, they rushed in...
	...and facefaulted. Cloud got a slight nosebleed as well, and was
smacked upside the head by Tifa.
	Yuffie Kisaragi sat in one of the empty stalls, sans her clothing,
which lay strewn about her. She was pleasuring herself with a
vibrator. Cloud was trying not to watch, and Tifa was pounding on his
head, so Red XIII was the only one who noticed the gleam of crystals
embedded in the surface of Yuffie's toy.
	"So *that's* where the Materia went to," he mused.

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