In the space of slightly less than twelve hours, i've had one of my threads
banned before I could get to the really juicy stuff, commited a faux pas that
personally offended Tybalt instead of the minor, general annoyance i've been
going for, and come THIS close to getting banned

It's been a very good day.

Anyhow, i'm moving beyond Top Ten lists into other forms of rant, at least
until I get over my writers block and turn out an actual fic {I have FIVE
projects in the works, one of which I haven't touched since early November.
And you think Zen is slow!}
so now, i'm presenting my rant: what the charachters were probably thinking.
Yes, more Ranma. This is NOT a top ten list: There aren't even ten things on
it. It was not ADAPTED from a top ten list, or inspired by one. It's just
something i've been kicking around for a while. Enjoy.

Lunatic Fringe Fanfic Productions {Stop us before we spam again!} presents...


What the Charachters Were Probably Thinking.


Akane, when she walked in on Ranma: Wow, look at the size of that thing...

Ranma: Tsubasa's a boy? Does this mean I don't get another fiancee?

Sasuke about Kuno: B****, B****, B****, your father never complained, he'd
just shave your body hair until you agreed with him.

Principal Kuno: You know, Tachi would be stylin' with a mohawk...

Kasumi: *@$&@*$&$*@*@$*&& you all, you $*&#$*@###**& !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ukyo, after Ranma ripped her blouse open: Ohhh.... I can feel the wind all the
way down... 

Nabiki: Why doesn't anybody notice me? I wear incredibly indecent shorts *all
the time*!! Let's see some nosebleeds, people...

Ranma-chan, whenever alone: Must... fight... hentai... urges. Must... not...
experiment... 



That's all. There isn't any more, mianly because I ran out of Jolt Cola. Time
to go, and contemplate my next rant. Ja ne!!! 

-Mercutio
-"A plague 'a both your houses!"