Subject: [As if you weren't sick of this already...] Top Ten Things You Aren't Gonna Hear in Vampire Hunter/Darkstalkers
From: Rob Barba
Date: 12/20/1997, 8:50 AM
To: genser36@ctf74.ctf74.navy.mil, selambson@rocketmail.com, fanfic@fanfic.com

As you are about to see, the emergency revamp on
TOS2 is beginning to affect my mind:
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10: Morrigan:  "Hmmm...maybe these clothes are a
little TOO risque."

9.  Felicia: "Hey, anyone seen my Hartz 2-in-1
Flea and Tick Spray?"

8.  Gallon/Jon Talban: "Sorry, Felicia.  Forgot
to return it."

7. Zabel/Lord Raptor: "My singing carreer's gone
to hell.  Maybe I need to start off on a new
foot.  I know!  I'll be a Country and Western
star!  I'LL RECORD A DUET WITH BILLY RAY CYRUS!!!"

6.  Lei-Lei/Hsien-ko: "I think it's time I
settled down and got a boyfriend...like that Muu
Tsu guy...."

5.  Demitri:  "Can't we just settle things
peacefully?"

4.  Aulbath/Rikuo:  "Y'know, a nice desert
safari would be great.  I'd finally get to use
that 'Lawrence of Arabia' stuff I mail-ordered
last month."

3.  Victor:  "Hey!  I just got my dream job! 
The President of the Energizer Bunny Fan Club!"

2.  Bishamon:  "Hey, that Kuno guy--can he swing
a stick or what?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU'RE NOT GONNA HEAR
IN VH/DS:

1.  Ryu:  "I'm not getting paid enough for this
useless cameo."  
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--TOS2, coming sooner or later




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