Ryoucilo
bogue@negia.net

UFC Ranma Vs. Ryouga!

Ryouga and Ranma are facing each other in some weird fighting arena which
has a bunch of really stupid looking 
people in the audience, because I was in a hurry to write this and didn't
want to waste my time with the boring details.

Ryouga:Prepare to Die!

Ranma:You will not defeat me!

Loud and Onimous Voice:FIGHT!

Ryouga and Ranma look all around themselves.

Ryouga:Where did that come from?

Ranma:I dunno.

Ryoucilo:Guys this is getting really lame so why don't you fight.

Ranma:Ah it was the writer!

Ryouga:There is actually a writer for this P.O.S.?

Ranma:Yep, there are writers for fanfics this bad, this awful, this horendo-

Ryoucilo:I SAID FIGHT!

Ryouga:Oh, all right we'll fight!

Ryouga begins to burn with a green battle aura.

Ranma:Hey, Ryouga your on fire.

Ryouga:What?(Looks at himself) AAAHHHH! I am on fire!

Ryouga runs around trying to put out the battle aura with little success.

Ryouga:Put it out! Put it out!

Ranma:Okay I'll put it out.

Ranma takes out a bucket of water and splashes Ryouga. Instant P-Chan with
no battle aura.

Ranma:Hah! Now you can't fight me. Nyah, nyah!

Some hot water falls from the sky onto P-Chan. Instant naked Ryouga. Ryouga
quickly covers his private parts.

Ranma:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!  

Ryouga:Ack! Gimme some clothes! 

Ryouga is dressed in an orange fighting gi. Ryouga falls down to the ground
and desperately tries to get up.

Ryouga:God this is heavy. Gimme my old clothes!

The orange gi disappears and Ryouga is now only wearing a diaper. Ranma is
rolling on the floor laughing.

Ryouga:Not that old!

The diaper disappears. Ryouga is now wearing a worn black t-shirt with the
sleeves cut off. He is also wearing black 
pants which are sewn up to his knees with yellow bindings.

Ryouga:God that was embarrassing. 

Ranma is holding a camera.

Ranma:God that was classic wait'll Akane sees these pictures!

Ryouga looks at Ranma in complete terror.

Ryouga:You wouldn't !

Ranma:You gonna stop me!

Ryouga: Yes I will!

Ryouga begins to glow with a yellow battle aura. 

Ranma:Cool battle aura!

Ryouga:You think? I thought that red would look better though.

Ranma:Yeah red is a good color for battle auras.

Ryoucilo jumps down into the arena.

Ryoucilo:Okay that's it you two morons are gonna fight now!

Ranma:What are you talking about?

Ryouga:Why should we fight?

Ryoucilo:Because I promised a fight and if I don't deliver I'll be a liar!
You two jerks are gonna fight whether you like 

it or not! I can't believe I decided to work with you two idiots!

Ranma and Ryouga smile at each other.

Ryouga:Really. You want a fight?

Ryoucilo:Yes!

Ranma:Okay we'll give you a fight.

Ranma and Ryouga begin to laugh an extremely evil laugh.

Ryoucilo:Uh, oh.

Ranma and Ryouga pounce on Ryoucilo and start to beat the hell out of him.

Ryouga:Shi-Shi Hakoudan!

Ranma:Mouko Takabishiya!

The two chi blasts collide with one another with Ryoucilo in the center.

Ryoucilo:Ow.

Ranma and Ryouga go back into a relaxed stance.

Ryouga:Well I guess the fic is over.

Ranma:Yes it is. Cue the crappy theme music!

Ranma and Ryouga give each other the thumbs up sign.

THE END (Or is it?)

Ryoucilo gets up and walks away.

Ryoucilo:I am never doing a fic like this again.

GUESS SO. Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.