Subject: (spamfic) What if Kasumi was Catholic?
From: Scott Jamison
Date: 12/17/1997, 6:49 PM
To: Adam Conover
CC: Fanfic Mailing List <fanfic@fanfic.com>



On Mon, 15 Dec 1997, Adam Conover wrote:

On Sun, 14 Dec 1997, Richard Lawson wrote:

In the Ranma 1/2 manga, Kasumi is clearly seen wearing a cross on more 
than one occasion.  So it is reasonable to assume that Kasumi, at 
least, is Christian, and quite possibly the whole Tendo family.

Not necessarily... perhaps she was just a big fan of In Nomine? :)

	Well, Kasumi strikes me as the sort who doesn't wear jewelry for 
the sake of wearing jewelry.  Anything she'd have on would be of personal 
significance, either because of her own actions or sentimental 
attachment.  So if she isn't Christian, perhaps her beloved mother was... 

	But on to the obligatory fic content so Tybalt won't get too mad 
at me.
	(Disclaimer:  I am not a Catholic.  If I got anything wrong, let 
me know by *private* e-mail and I'll fix it...)

	"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.  It has been a week since 
my last confession."
	"Go ahead, my child."
	"I have lusted after my sister's fiance in both male and female 
forms.  I have had vivid fantasies about chopping up P-chan and Mr. Panda 
and serving them for dinner...and enjoyed them.  I took my father's 
cigarettes and hid them where he can't find them...again.  And--and...I 
walked in on Dr. Toufuu when he was with a patient.  Deliberately."
	"And why did you do that?"
	"The patient was my sister Nabiki."
	"Kasumi, we've talked before about these fits of jealousy you 
have.  Since neither you have declared your interest in each other, you 
have no right to insist on his sole attention, even if he were interested 
in other women."
	"You're right, Father.  I'm sorry."
	"Well, I think 50 Hail Marys, 25 Our Fathers, and an extra pan of 
those delicious fudge brownies for the parish bake sale this weekend will 
do as penance."
	Yes, thank you.  You have no idea how much this helps, Father.  
Sometimes I think I'm going to break down and scream in public, but 
confession and prayer always brings me back to normal."
	"Go with God, my child."


SKJAM!