Damn. I'm addicted.


TOTALLY INSANE AND SCREWED UP PRODUCTIONS PRESENT
<Cheesy Fanfare>
TOP TEN LIST OF REJECTED LINES

Ranma

5. Ooh! Kawaii! Francois! Gillette! Jaques! Pierre!
4. SWEETO!!!!!!!!!!!! <Glomps herself>
3. o/ Don't cry for me, Argentina! o/
2. Martial arts? Who cares about martial art?! I just want to <music starts>   
      SING!!!!!!!!
1. Akane. Shampoo. Ucchan. I have decided who I love the most. I LOVE ALL OF 
YOU!!!! <Glomps all three of them and  takes their panties and (insert lemon 
fic here)>

Ryoga

5. WHERE IN THE F***IN' HELL AM I???? (Takahashi would never allow it)
4. Wow.....so many pretty colors..............
3. RANMA! PREPARE FOR TO BE SUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. IT'S DISCO TIME!!! AH, AH, AH, AH, STAYIN' ALIVE! STAYIN' ALIVE!
1. I AM THE RULER OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!! TREMBLE AT MY GAZE!!!!!!!!!!! STARE IN 
AWE AS I MOON ALL MEMBERS OF THE FFML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ukyo

5. Ewwwwww. This okonomiyaki sucks. Akane's tastes much better.
4. I LIKE CHEESE AND TOOTHPASTE CASSAROLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Ranchan. I'm leaving to go after a real man, who doesn't change into a 
girl. I saw him a few days ago. His name is Ryuunosuke.
2.COME HERE, RANMA DARLING!!!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!!!
1. I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Akane

5. Ranma, could you hold onto my mallet for today?
4. PANTIES!!!!!!!! BRAS!!!!!!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!! <sitting on a pile of 
undergarments with Ranma tied up, wearing a bra>
3. I'm sorry.
2. RANMA SAOTOME! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!
1. ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST HAVE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (maybe if she was de-aged, had her hair grown back and dyed real black, 
and got funny markings on her face)