Subject: [FFML][spam][ranma]Top Ten Unseen Gadgets in Mousse's Arsenal.
From: Metthyew
Date: 12/14/1997, 3:00 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack. And guess what I brought with me. 

No, not that. It's another Top Ten list. Enjoy!!!

Lunatic Fringe Fanfic Productions {"Where we bring the insanity to you."}
presents...

The Top Ten Unseen Gadgets in Mousse's Arsenal.

10. Secret decoder ring.
  9. Business card carrying case.
  8. Rubber knife for "prank" attacks.
  7. Those are L.L. Bean shoes he's wearing!
  6. Hair has concealed espresso machine.
  5. In additon to knives, has can opener, saw toothpick, and corkscrew.
  4. Beeper.
  3. *insert your own codpiece joke here*
  2. Inflatable rubber ducky. {You don't wanna know.}

And the Number One Unseen Gadget in Mousse's Arsenal...

  1. Groucho glasses. 

Coming tommorow: Top Ten Rejected "Improvements" to the American Version of
Ranma. Can you feel the excitement, people?



-Matthew Giglia, the Magnificient Mr.Bean,
-Bearer of the Almighty Tweezers of Death,
-Executive Goofball of Lunatic Fringe Fanfic Productions,
-And the man who's been channeling Hikaru Gosunkugi for the past six months.