Here's some more of my good buddy's, Robin Setsuna Scott, fic Pervert 
Hunter Komo.  Relay the C&C to me and I'll make sure she gets them.

The Flashman

May The Spirit Preserve You!
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			   Pervert Hunter Komo:
		   2: Other World?  Creation of death.

	Komo and Yamcha had stopped for a break.  Komo had fashioned a 
rather becoming mortal kombat face mask out of the bottom of her 
dress, which she used her sword to cut.  She then removed her ringlet 
and transformed out of her costume.  She was back in her uniform.  
"That oughtta be adequate."  Komo said, ripping off her sleeves and 
putting her ringlet back.

	"Why do you where that mask?  It's not like you're ugly."  Yamcha 
said.

	"That's the point.  You haven't gotten used to my features and that 
could cause a delay in our mission; whatever that may be."  Komo said.


	"Anyway, why did you... whoa!!"

	A large, blue, clawed hand came thrashing down behind Komo 
(splitting her mask from behind, and exposing her face again) as she 
jumped away.  It was a troll.  It wore a flea ridden loincloth and 
had bulging teeth and red eyes.  An eight foot tall mass of complete, 
ugly muscle.  Yamcha prepared to attack, but by watching Dragon Ball, 
she knew that the area would be destroyed.

	"Wait Yamcha!  Trolls heal as soon as you hurt them, and I think a 
friend is coming!"  Komo said with growing confidence in the `race' 
of this particular troll.

	Sure enough, a short (slightly underdeveloped) Red-head in a magenta 
and yellow costume with a black cape and huge shoulder guards came 
leaping after the monster.  She was shortly followed by a tall blond 
in blue, and a handsome, (slightly scaled) purple-haired man dressed 
in white, sporting a very becoming cape.

	"LIGHT COME FORTH!"
	"FLARE ARROW!"
	"FIRE BALL!"

	The three attacks hit the troll at the same time and it fell into 
several, crispy chunks.  Komo saw another of her crushes,  the 
handsome man in white: Zelgadis.

	Komo's eyes got all glossy.  "Yamcha, these are The Slayers: Lina 
Inverse, Gourry Gabriev, and (giggle) Zelgadis."  She gestured the 
redhead, the blond, and Zel.

	Gourry looked at Komo suspiciously.  "How do you know our names?"

	"Oh yeah,"  Komo thought, "Unless introduced, the bad guy is the one 
who knows everyone's names."  Then she spoke aloud,  "I've seen THE 
SLAYERS!  I love your show!"

	Zel, Gourry, and Lina looked at her in a strange way.  "Show?" They 
all asked at once.

	Komo thought again, "It's their world, so of course thy don't know 
that their celebrities, unless their Idols, like Priss or Miho."

	Komo put her hands up and said.  "I'm not a bad guy, I'm Komo.  You 
may or may not have heard of me, but I swear, I'm not your enemies (I 
hope)!"

	Lina stepped forth, she may have looked ten, but her voice betrayed 
her.  "Komo, Prince Phillionel and Princess Amelia sent us to search 
for you, so now that we've found you, we can take you back with us.  
(And collect our reward)"  Lina rubbed her hands as a symbol of yen 
appeared in her eyes.

	Yamcha stepped in.  "Pardon me, but I found her first, and I'm 
taking her away from Medieval province."

	Gourry Stepped up to Yamcha.  "Like any pretty young lady would 
follow a spiky haired, scarred up guy like you?  She's coming with us.
"

	"Of course a pretty young lady would follow a guy like me.  At least 
I don't go around looking gay in blue spandex and long blond hair."  
Yamcha said with a smirk.

	Gourry was now officially pissed and attacked Yamcha with the sword 
of light.  Yamcha moved to the side with no effort.  Gourry got his 
sword stuck in a tree that he had slashed in a leftward direction.  
Yamcha appeared on his left and punched him hard in the face.

	Gourry was naturally knocked out on impact.  Komo barely noticed the 
fight because she was staring at Zelgadis.  From the shows she had 
seen, he considered himself a freak, and therefore incapable of being 
fallen for.  If Komo made her advance at the right time, she might 
get somewhere with this handsome swordsman.  Komo walked over to Zel 
and gave him an incredibly cute smile.

	"They'll settle the dispute quickly.  Shall we be off for Seyruun?" 
Komo asked.

	Zelgadis was unaccustomed to this sort of kind treatment, so he took 
it in his stride and started off without saying a word.  Komo had 
been watching THE SLAYERS a long time before she got into DRAGON BALL 
Z, so she was less nervous around Zelgadis.  Even if he was her main 
love, and she was quite good at drawing him now.  His scales were 
barely noticeable compared to the rich blue in his gorgeous eyes.

	Lina and the others were well behind them after only a fifteen 
minute walk.  "How do you know so much about us?  From your school 
uniform, you don't look like you're from Medieval province."  
Zelgadis spoke with his Japanese voice, but in English, Unlike Lina, 
Yamcha and gourry, who used their English voices.

	"I'm not even from Ani...Anime..."  She began.

	"Animeria?" Zelgadis finished, his voice sending chills through 
Komo's body.

	"Should I change?"  Komo asked bluntly.

	Zelgadis stopped.  "Into what?  There is nowhere for you to change 
privately and you aren't even carrying a change of clothes."

	Komo held up her Devil hunter Ringlet.  "Yes I am."

	"I will not let anyone defeat the courage or strength that I hold 
within me.  So I will thee, HENSHIO! IMA!"

	For those of you who haven't seen DEVIL HUNTER YOHKO, the 
transformations are sort of graphic, so of course, Zelgadis had the 
sense not to turn around until Komo was done.  This time, her chinese-
dress-impersonation devil hunter's costume was purple, her true 
favorite color.  Her Lightning bolt was the perfect accent.

	Komo flipped in front of Zelgadis, brushed her dark hair behind her, 
and grinned.  "This is a bit more suitable than the little girl's 
uniform."

	She hoped he had noticed her figure.  She did like this guy after 
all.

	Zelgadis noticed, but quickly shook off the effects.  His sense of 
duty controlled his hormones, much to Komo's disappointment.  "You 
had better be ready to get your Sword.  In a skintight outfit like 
that, you're bound to be attacked."

	Komo blushed as he walked past her.  "Maybe he doesn't go for cute 
girls," she thought, "Maybe I should stay normal.  After all, he got 
annoyed whenever Lina acted like a kid."

	Komo walked behind Zelgadis in an uncomfortable silence.

	They started to appear before a large city.  "Is that Seyruun?" Komo 
asked quietly.

	"Yes.  It might be safer for the both of us to teleport directly 
there."  Zelgadis answered.

	"You can teleport?  I never saw... uh, knew you could do that." Komo 
corrected herself.

	"If it is only a short distance away, one could."  Zelgadis then 
took Komo's hand and they teleported.

	Much to Komo's disappointment, the teleport only took a millisecond, 
and she liked holding hands with him.  Then she remembered Tomoe's 
words.  "Your weakness for boys is pretty pathetic.  Your weakness 
for anything is pretty pathetic."  The fact that he was quoting Yohko,
 the very Anime she was now living, made her miss home even more.

	She now really missed her friends and her life, even though living 
out anime was fun too.  As she grew aware of her new surroundings, 
she noticed herself in the interior of a castle, it had a strange 
modernness to it.  It had a rug and a desk at the far wall.  A door 
was on her left, and a large balcony was to her right.  A very bulky 
man was sitting at the desk.  He had messy black hair, and kingly 
clothing.

	"Prince Phillionel."  Zelgadis announced.

	The `prince', if that's what you could call him (Komo thought he 
looked like a crazy Russian) rose at his desk.  Komo tried very hard 
not to show what she thought of him.

	"Is this the savior?"  Phil had a very deep, booming, (slightly 
raspy) voice as he spoke.

	Zelgadis looked at Komo strangely.  "As far as we know.  She bares 
the emblem at least."

	Komo's eyes widened.  She folded her arms, hoping to conceal some of 
her chest.  By speaking of emblems, they referred to the lightning 
bolt that had always been her signature.  And by some stroke of 
perverted luck, the gods, or whatever higher power ruled there, had 
placed the bolt conveniently on her chest.

	"Ahem,"  Komo cleared her throat, hoping to make the men's eyes go 
up a little bit.  "What exactly does Animeria need saving from?"

	Prince Phil started to speak when there was a huge explosion outside.
  The three heard a large amount of women screaming.  They also heard 
a sound that only Komo recognized, "Oh, boy!  What a haul!  What a 
haul!"

	Happosai was visibly seen bounding from rooftop to rooftop.  He had 
his little bag of silky treasures, and it was full ready to bust.

	Komo turned to the others.  "Is that the danger?"  She asked, 
annoyed.

	Zelgadis bowed his head as a large drip formed over it.  "Part of it,
"  Prince Phil murmured.

	"Soulsword, come forth."  Komo said with no enthusiasm.  She heaved 
a sigh and jumped out the window.  She landed on one house, then 
leapt down from that in front of the angry female mob.  "HEY GIRLS!  
YOU WANT THIS OLD GOAT GONE FOR GOOD?!"  She shouted in a commanding 
voice.

	"YEAH!"  The angry women yelled back waving various sharp and blunt 
instruments in the air from pitchforks to frying pans.

	"LEAVE IT TO HENTAI HUNTER KOMO DORI!!" Komo laughed to herself.

	"Hentai Hunter?  Boy, you are turning into an anime girl," she 
thought.

	She turned, and as her hair flashed prettily she leapt after the 
king of all perverts.  He was twirling a light pink bra around his 
pointer finger and laughing.  Komo fought hard against the pain of 
her headache.  This guy may be old, but his voice is enough to crack 
a girl's head open.

	"HEY HAPPY, REMEMBER ME?!"  Komo snarled.

	Happosai barely had time to turn around before he noticed Komo's 
soulsword slash his bag.  All the lacy underwear fluttered out on the 
midday breeze, and poor Happosai was driven to tears.  "THAT'S IT!  I 
WILL DEFEND THE RIGHTS OF ALL HENTAI KIND (and get my silky treasures 
back), ONCE I'VE DESTROYED YOU, GIRLIE!"

	Komo put her sword on her shoulder and smirked.  "Who're you calling 
`girlie'?!  I AM HENTAI HUNTER KOMO DORI!  AND IN THE NAME OF WOMEN 
AND ALL UNDERWEAR...I'LL PUNISH YOU!"  She then struck an aggressive, 
yet sexy pose and continued.  "You picked the wrong chick to mess 
with, moskurikur-atama*."

*= This means `boner head'

	Komo leapt at Happosai.  "SHINEI, HENTAI!!" Komo screamed.

	Her sword came down hard and Happosai jumped out of the way.  The 
tiny martial arts master pulled a small vial out of his belt and 
uncorked it.  He then threw some liquid on Komo.  She bloked with her 
arm, but the liquid slid down it and started to dissolve some of her 
sleeve.  The Hentai Hunter examined her arm to see it was slightly 
stained.  Komo then looked around to see no sign of the old pervert.  
"SHOW YOURSELF YOU LITTLE COWARD!!" Komo snapped.

	Happosai crouched inside a building and took out a small 
communicator watch.  "This is Happosai reporting, come in master."

	 "Report Happosai, Lord of Hentai."

	"It seems that the savior has come into our world.  She is in 
medieval province.  Potassium feracyanide has no effect on her, 
although it dissolved part of her lovely dress."

	"Exellent.  The test was successful, and she is the true savior.  
She can then be killed by conventional means, unless trained by the 
proper people.  What of her companions?"

	"The Iczel has been properly distracted with the resurrection of 
Cross and Chaos.  The man, Yamcha from Martial arts future province 
and Gourry from medieval province are fighting each other and the 
girl, Lina Inverse, cares more about money than the girl and can be 
manipulated.  Zelgadis and Prince Phil are back in the castle and are 
admireing the savior's skill."

	"What is the savior doing now?"

	Just as Happosai was about to answer, Komo's sword struck swiftly 
and split the communicator down the center; along with Happosai's 
fingers.

	Happosai shrieked in pain.  Komo had a grin of evil spreading across 
her face.  "That will keep you from grabbing anything else.  I've 
seen Ranma as well.  You fight only with your hands.  And now, you 
will die...as promised."

	The young hentai hunter slashed Happosai's arms and legs.  Then Komo 
lifted her sword, and saw the pathetic frame of Happosai.  All tense 
and awaiting death.  The twelve year old girl was torn.  She had 
mutilated an old man.  She remembered all the times her and her 
friends had laughed and played together.  Her eyes glazed over.  Then 
her diabolical side took over her violent side.

	She smiled again, and pointed her sword at Happosai.  "It will be 
more fun to sit here and watch you bleed to death."

	She sat on the floor, leaned against her sword, and took in every 
detail of experience.  This was her first kill, and somehow she knew 
it wouldn't be her last.

END OF EPISODE