Princess Lum: "Before we destroy the Earth, we need one prisoner to study."



Lt. Commander Ataru: (Weaving around while being chased by three Oni

    spacefighters.) "Waaah!"



The Oni flagship snatches Ataru's fighter in a tractor beam.



Ataru is brought before the princess.



Lum: "Now let's see what sort of being this is."



Ataru: (Looking up at the sound of Lum's voice.)  "Wow, a babe!"  (He

    tosses the guards off and is all over Lum.  He grabs ahold of her

    horns.)  "I wish we could make Love, not War babe!"



Ataru is clubbed unconscious by a pile of guards.



Lum: "Stop the war!"



	Henry J. Cobb	hcobb@slip.net          http://www.io.com/~hcobb

    Any sufficiently cool technology is indistinguishable from religion.