Epsiode 101 of Chibi-Usa's Fanfic Theater brought to you by Kodansha!!!

A note from the producer: We've lost the tape of the story that was to be
reviewed today, so we'll be going into the archives for an old fanifc.
Please enjoy this repeate <Producer bow's>

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Run Run Presents:

Chibi Usa's Fanfic Theater

(Copywrite 1997 Naoko Takeuchi/Kodansha)

Today's Panelist's are: Tomoe Hotaru (Sailor Saturn)
			Tsukino Ikuko(Usagi's Mom)
			And our host Chibi-Usa!!!

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Chibi-Usa: Ohayoo Minna-san!!! Welcome to the show where we review
fanfic and other anime. Joining me today on the panel are one of my best
friends in the Sailor Senshi, and one of the more powerfull. You know here
better as Sailor Saturn, but we know here as Tomoe Hotaru!!

Hotaru: Hello Chibi-Usa-chan!!!!! I'm glad to be here today!!

Chibi-Usa: Our next panelist is a slight newbie to Anime fanifc and anime
reviews, but I think she'll do a wonderfull job. Say hello to the mother
of Usgai-chan, Tuskino Ikuko!!!

Ikuko: Ohayoo Usa-chan!!! I'm glad to be here in a vain attempt to relive
my past as a magical girl...


Hotaru: You where a magical girl?

Ikuko: Well who better to raise than a magical girl than one herself....

Chibi-Usa: Don't forget that she's one of the old school magical girls.
They didn't have to fight youma or anything they just had to look cute and
be good idol singers like Pastel Umi. <SD-Hotaru: But I like Pastel
Umi!!!>

Ikuko: Well at least we had good costumes. Your latest one's are
absloutley horrid with the wave of colours. <Kana over head: It's like
looking at a rainbow>.

Hotaru: I lost my cool looking boot's too, though they where a pain to
lace up. <I also hate the shoulders too>.

Chibi-Usa: Well anyway, we have to get on with the program 

<SD-Ikuko: But I wanna show you pictures of me in my costume>
<*SD-Hotaru and Chibi-Usa both sweatdrop*>

Chibi-Usa: As I was saying, we have to get on with the program and to kick
this off we've got an import from Australia!!

Hotaru: What, you where actually able to get some Fosters into the
country?

<Sd-Ikuko (starts to down a can of Fosters): I'm afraid I'll have to
confiscate these...>

Chibi-Usa: No, it's a fanfic from the land down under...

<SD-Ikuko, SD-Hotaru: Awww...I guess this rules out the Bruce's sketch
then, ne?>

<*Chibi-Usa sweatdrops some more...*> 

Chibi-Usa: Anyway, this fic is by Doherty-san. So let's take a look at
what the fan's down under think of Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon!!!

A Destined Future
by Mark Doherty (mdoherty@mailbox.uq.edu.au)

Ikuko: Cool, yet another e-mail address to add to my chain letter!!

<SD-Hotaru(Question mark over head>: Chain Letter?>
<SD-Ikuko: Yeah, a great way to torture people on-line by saying plauge
will come there way if they don't send this to ten other smucks...>
<SD-Hotaru:That sounds evil!!!>
<SD-Ikuko: Wanna Help?>
<SD-Hotaru: Only if we do a Long Distance Phone plan scam afterwards!!>
<*Chibi-Usa Sweatdrops some more*>

"So, let me get this straight." Sailor Mars looked between King Endymion,
Tuxedo Kamen and her fellow Senshi. The girls had just followed Chibi-Usa 
forward to Crystal Tokyo, and Endymion had told them a passing history of 
the city. "Everything's predestined, Usagi and Mamoru get married and
have Chibi-Usa here, and we all band together to create a city that lasts
for a thousand years?"

Chibi-Usa: Have to love the cliff notes version of history.
Ikuko: Well it's how I got through the Tale of Genji..<SD-Ikuko Laughs
evilly>
<SD-Hotaru: So that's where Usagi get's it from....>
 

Sailor Pluto stepped out of... somewhere. "Nothing is predestined, Sailor
Mars. If it was, my job would be far easier. Until it actually happens,
this future is no more or less certain than any other."

Chibi-Usa: What does Puu do anyway? Sure she guards the gates of time but
there must be more to the job!
Hotaru: Well there is one thing...
Chibi-Usa: Yes, what is it?
Hotaru: Well you see her second job is to help fix sporting events!!!
<SD-Pluto: It's because of me that the NFC keep's winning super
bowl's!!!!>
<SD-Ikuko (to SD-Pluto): Excuse me, but could you give me next weeks
lottery number's? Please!!!>
<*Group facefault*>

The Senshi looked at King Endymion. They looked at Chibi-Usa, who was 
lying on the floor, sleeping. They looked at Sailor Pluto. They looked at 
Chibi-Usa again. They looked at each other, and then looked at Chibi-Usa 
once more.

Chibi-Usa: I don't know, I have a bad feeling about this...

Hotaru: Don't say that, you know every time someone say's that something
bad is going to happen.

Chibi-Usa: But I heard that during Star War's, and nothing too bad
happened to Han when said that...

Ikuko: Your kidding right...Wait a mintue...
<*Ikuko towers over SD-Pluto>
Ikuko: It was you!!! You where the one that yelled 'Incest' and 'Luke,
he's your father' in the theater when I first watched Star War's!!!!
<SD-Pluto has the Kanjii for Spoiler fall on her head>

Hotaru: You think that's bad, she's been trying day and night to spoil me
on the new films...
<SD-Pluto: OHOHOHOHOH!!!!!>

"Rei-chan!" Moon cried, in a moment of decision as she ran towards Mars.

Chibi-Usa: Well I knew they always liked each other deep down inside...

Hotaru: Ahh, Usa-chan I think your misunderstanding the scene....

"Usagi-chan!" Mars agreed, rushing to meet her leader.

Chibi-Usa: What, it's just two friends finally addmeting that they like
each other. What harm could come from it...

Hotaru: Well, it could sort of turn into a...You know..

Chibi-Usa: No, I don't know....

Hotaru: Anou...Well, you'll see when you come to it <SD-Hotaru laughs
nervously> 

The met in a hug, and a kiss, as the other Senshi sweatdropped.

Chibi-Usa: N.....A....N...I!!!

Hotaru: Wow, she took it better than expected...

Ikuko: I knew they where good friends!!!

<SD-Pluto: What, are you taking lessons from Kasumi Tendo?>

<SD-Ikuko: No, I just couldn't say what I wanted to say for decency..I
mean we are rated TV-PG>

<SD-Hotaru: Not for long if this keep's up!!>

"What are you doing?" Pluto asked, blinking, for once surprised.

<SD-Pluto: I'm never suprised, I just act that way...>

<SD-Hotaru: I don't know...Your next Credit card bill should be
suprised...>

The two girls released their lip lock, and turned to the Time Senshi. 

Ikuko: So does anyone want some *Lemon* pie!!!

Hotaru: As long as it has some wipped *Cream* on it!

<SD-Pluto: Now that was a patheic attempt at humour...>

<SD-John-Cleese: No this is...><*Walks off and does an SD-Silly Walk...*>

"If that," Moon pointed to Chibi-Usa, "is what we've got to look forward
to, then it's time to do some drastic rewriting of the future. Come here,
Rei-chan."

Chibi-Usa: Nani!!!! What do you mean Usagi-chan and Rei-chan hate me!!!! 

Hotaru: Look she's as red as anime hair right now!!

Ikuko: I'm sure they don't hate you, though with the increase to our food
budget....

"I knew these tongue duels we had would be good practice for something,
Usagi-chan." Mars murmered, before kissing Moon again.

Ikuko: Hmm...You know this is a moving and touching scene.

Chibi-Usa: And how is it moving, if I may ask?

Ikuko: Well it's moved me to explore other options..Kenjii just doesn't
seem to understand me or magical girls anymore. 

<SD-Ikuko: So I've moved on!!! Setsuna-sama!!!!!>
<*SD-Ikuko plants a kiss on SD-Pluto's cheek>
Chibi-Usa: Ikuko-mama no baka!!! <Typical mallet scene #401 played
here...>

Pluto opened her mouth to protest, as Chibi-Usa, King Endymion and the
background of Crystal Tokyo faded away. She shrugged. "Oh well. I guess 
that means Endymion's free." she said with a small smile, sidling up to 
Tuxedo Kamen. She always did have a thing for him, after all...

<SD-Ikuko: No...Setsuna-sama's mine!!!!!>
<SD-Pluto: But...But!!!!>

Hotaru: Well this looks like another pointless matchup...

<SD-Ikuko:OHOHOHOHOH!!!!!!>

And the world, forever free from Chibi-Usa, was a better place...

Chibi-Usa: Ouch..That kinda smarts...

Hotaru: Well it's kinda of understandable...

Chibi-Usa: What is, sure I was a bit of a pain when I first came but I got
better. And if I recal I wasn't the only member of the senshi to turn
evil...
<SD-Ikuko: There was Mamoru, you...Volgon Senshi where pretty annoying
too, ne Setsuna-sama!!!>
<SD-Pluto: Hai....>

Chibi-Usa: Still this doesn't explain why people out there hate me so...

<SD-Pluto: I believe I may explain...> 
<*SD-Pluto Hold's up a VHS tape*>

Chibi-Usa: Sailor Moon Super S Anime, Why this is, this is...

Hotaru: In VHS!!! Setsuna how could you, I thought you where and LD
person...

<SD-Pluto: What, you think I'd waste my money on that horrid series!!!>

Neko-Hotaru: Meow?!

<SD-Pluto: Just watch the show okay!!!>
<SD-Ikuko: Meanwhile me and Setsunna-sama will get to know each
other!!!OHOHOHO!!!>

Chibi-Usa: Shouldn't we change the rating to TV-M now?

Hotaru: How about TV-Stupid....

Pluto: JUST WATCH THE TAPE!!!

<*48 half hour epsiodes later plus one movie and 2 specials (Not to
mention 2 pizza's, 1 cake, and big bag of Cheese Twists/Packing
Material)*>

Chibi-Usa<Shaking>: That was...That was....

Hotaru: Boy am I glad I wasn't in that series....

Chibi-Usa: That was...So Evil...How could they do that to me..To Usagi!!
She isn't anything like she was there...

Pluto: You see it's called an anime adaption. It's where the evil company,
this being Toei, decides to adapt a manga to anime.

Neko-Hotaru: Meow?

Pluto: But you see they never get it right, they always butcher something
up and ruin it. You where the result of Toei's screwup...The evil anime
Chibi-Usa!!!

Chibi-Usa: YOU MEAN THEY TURNED ME INTO THAT!!!

<SD-Hotaru: And they did such a good job on SM-S!!!>
<SD-Ikuko: Your Just saying that because you where in it!!!>
<SD-Neko-Hotaru Shakes her head in the affermative!!!>

Pluto: More or less...Look me and Ikuko are going on a bit of a honeymoon.
We've found out that we really like each other so...
<SD-Ikuko: Ohohohoh!!!>

Chibi-Usa: I'll kill them...I'll kill them!!!

Hotaru: But we have to finish off the show!!!

Chibi-Usa: Ahh go ahead an use the Bruce sketch to finish off the show!!!

Pluto: One more thing!!!!

Chibi-Usa: What!?!

Pluto: Whap them one for Usagi's wings in Sailor Stars!!!
<SD-Hotaru: Those look ugly!!!>
<SD-Ikuko: They look like they where glued on with crazy glue...>

Chibi-Usa: HAI!!!!! (*Chibi-Usa Storms out of the building!!!*)

Ikuko: So what do we do know Setsuna-sama?

Pluto: I don't know Ikuko-chan....

Hotaru: Well Chibi-Usa said we could do the Bruce sketch?

Pluto: Bruce sketch?

Hotaru: Ya know the one where we call each other Bruce and drink Fosters?

Ikuko: But we don't have any fosters....
<SD-Hotaru: But I wanted some!!!!>

Pluto: Well than what do we do?

Hotaru: I don't know, we can always do Emergency comdey idea #10!!!

Pluto: What, run around and hit people with 2x4's?

Ikuko: Place everyone's hair into Odango's?

Hotaru: Nope...We just stand here and say ni....

Ikuko: Cool...

Minna-san: NI!!!!

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This has been a presentation of Kodansha. Join us next week when Chibi-Usa
and friends will look at more fanfic, more anime, and possible destroy
Toei with a volley of magical energy.

Either that or will just bring some people out to say Ni...

Until than, Ja ne from Kodansha!!!!

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Dedicated to all Chibi-Usa manga lovers and all Chibi-Usa Anime haters....
I found out while reading my Super S manga that Chibi-Usa is a cool
character in the comics, and hopefullt his show's this...At least I hope
it does...:P

Ja ne!!

Richard Beaubien
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Matsunaga Mikage "Chemistry Forever!!!"

Fanfic homepage http://www.anime.usacomputers.net/~beaubird