Nihao!

	Well when I wrote The 12 Day�s of Christmas, I intended for it to just 
be a short
piece, a sort of a lead in to two holiday fics I was planing to write. 
However, inspiration
stuck (ouch) and now I�m just turning it into one big Christmas cross 
over. This is sort of
in the line of the Tendo Family Christmas Scramble, sort of. This also 
assumes that you
have read Knights Parts 1&2, if you haven�t, let me give just a brief 
run down. Nene
was killed and Kami-sama made her the Goddess of the Internet and put 
her under
Skuld�s training. Along the way they met Washu. I do plan to get the 
third part out
sometime soon. C&C is always wanted, and would be the best gift you 
could give this
lonely writer as he faces finals at the University of Nevada, Reno.

Happy Holidays!
Jusenkyo Guide

PS I have been told that my rewording of the original 12 Days of 
Christmas is very out
of tune, as I cannot cary a tune in a bucket, I have no clue as to how 
to fix it. Sorry.
Also, for some reason my spell checker is not working, sorry, but if 
some one could
spell check this for me......
JG

Jusenkyo Productions Proudly Presents
A Ranma 1/2, Ah! My Goddess!, Tenchi Muyo!, and Bubblegum Crisis Holiday 
cross
over.
The Twelve Days of Christmas.

Ranma 1/2, AMG, TM, and BGC are owned by very talented people whom I am 
deeply
in debt to. I beg that they please don�t sue me, but if you really want 
payment, I would
be more than glad to fix dinner for you all. (I wish) The original song 
I have no clue who
first wrote it, and don�t know if it still belongs to anyone, or if it 
is the property of all.

	Christmas is coming, 
	The goose is getting fat,
	Please put a penny in the old man�s hat.
	Old English Christmas Poem

	I don�t have to eat it to it�s toxic.
	Saotome Ranma on the subject of Tendo Akane�s cooking skills, or lack 
of them.

	This is the Aniverse, a multi-verse within the Multi-verse. Within the 
Aniverse
lies the many worlds of anime, but it could be said that within the 
universe lies the
many worlds of sit-coms. The Aniverse contains the many worlds, 
universes, and
planes of existence of the anime world. Most of the time they do not 
touch, most of the
time.
	This is Heaven, it�s, well, Heaven. It is home to one who has had many 
names
and faces throughout history. He watches over the Multi-verse, but for 
all that He is
timeless, He feels a special attachment to this day. In the Aniverse, as 
well as the
universe, it is marked as December 25, Christmas. In other realms, it is 
marked
something else, but it always falls on the same day throughout the 
Multi-verse.
	No one knows why He feels this way, not even those who serve Him. Many 
a
religion has formed because of this day, and all are right, to a point. 
After all, no one
knows why He likes this day, and who would question Him?
	Kami-sama sat back in His office. �Now where will I spend the Day?� He 
mused.
	Hogs Watch Night was not as exciting anymore, and the thought of 
spending the
day in the universe really did not appeal to Him. Not after that last 
trip, now everyone
expected him to show up in that silly red suit and those smelly 
reindeer.
	A knock on His door shook him out of His thoughts.
	�Come in� He said.
	She opened the door, in many ways it was a shame that she had fallen 
for that
human, but Kami-sama admitted to Himself, were as before she glowed, now 
she was
incandescent.
	�Greetings Belldandy, how are you, your sisters and Keiichi?� He said.
	�We are well Lord, and looking forward to the Day.� Belldandy said. It 
was
general knowledge in Heaven that December 25 was not to be called by any 
of the
names that mortals gave it.
	�So what brings you to Heaven?� Kami-sama asked.
	�I have come Lord to ask a favor� she said.
	�Ask child, you know it is my custom to listen, and grant many things 
during this
time.�
	Belldandy nodded, �Yes Lord I know. As you know Father, Skuld met the 
Knight
Saber Nene, and the genus Washu earlier this year.�
	Kami-sama nodded.
	�Lord, we were wondering, could we invite them over for dinner that 
day?�
Belldandy asked.
	Kami-sama was silent.
	�Please Lord, I know you wish that the berriers between world remain, 
but just
for one day......?�
	�On one condition I will grant this.� He said.
	�What is it Father?� Belldandy asked.
	�That you hold it at the Masaki place.�
	�Yes Lord.� Belldandy said bowing.
	After she left Kami-sama started  grinning. Now this looked like fun. 
There were
only 12 days to the Day left. �I wonder what she�ll make?� He thought, 
�I also hope she
doesn�t mind a few extra guest.�

	On the first day of Christmas Washu gave to me, a cabbit stuck in a 
pine tree.

	�What I want to know is how she got up there in the first place!� Ryoko
demanded.
	Sasami smiled at the angry space pirate, �I think she wanted to help 
Tenchi get
a Christmas tree.� The young princess said.
	The she in question miyaa�d pitifully.
	Ryoko turned to her spaceship, �You wanted to help Tenchi get a tree?� 
She
asked.
	Ryo-Ohki nodded.
	�Didn�t it occur to you to ask for help?� Ryoko asked.
	Tears filled Ryo-Ohki�s eyes and she shook her head no.
	�I don�t believe this,� Ryoko mumbled to herself, �I swear Mom has 
gotten a hold
of you. Oh well.� she sighed, and flew up to the top of the tree to 
retrieve the cabbit.
Ryo-Ohki purred, content that she was back on solid ground, or at least 
Sasami�s head.
	�Let�s head back home, I�m freezing out here.� Ryoko said.
	�Ryoko, what about the tree?� Sasami asked.
	�Oh yeah.� Ryoko said, slapping her fist into her palm. She called up 
her energy
sword and quickly sliced through the trunk of the tree. She picked it up 
with one hand. 
	�OK Sasami, now let�s go.�
	When they returned back to the Masaki home, they were greeted by a 
grinning
Washu and Tenchi.
	�What have you been up to?� Ryoko asked suspiciously.
	Washu spoke first, �Remember Skuld and Nene?� she asked.
	Ryoko nodded.
	�Well they�re coming here this Christmas.�
	�And that�s not all, Grandpa said that my cousin was coming up from 
Tokyo to
spend Christmas with us too.�
	�That�s great Tenchi-nichan!� Sasami said, �What�s you�re cousins 
name?�
	�Saotome Ranma, he�ll be bringing his family with him.� Tenchi replied.

	On the second day of Christmas Washu gave to me, 2 fiancees for Ranma, 
and
a cabbit stuck in a pine tree.

	In Nerima, the day of December 25 was circled on every calendar, and 
was
looked forward to with anticipation. The Tendo Dojo was the same, except 
with one
difference, instead of anticipation, the day was looked on with terror. 
The reason was
apparent when one entered the kitchen, Akane was cooking.
	After watching an American Christmas special on TV, Akane had taken it 
into her
head that she would be the one to cook her family Christmas dinner. So 
12 days before
Christmas she had marched into the kitchen armed with her mothers 
cookbook,
Kasumi�s help, and determination not to fail. Overnight the vermin 
population of Nerima
became almost nil.
	Ranma was in the dojo trying to come up with a way to sneak over to 
Ucchan�s
for Christmas. He really didn�t want to hurt Akane�s feelings, but he 
would rather live
through Christmas.
	The dojo door opening cleared out of his head the grandiose plans he 
had come
up with. Framed in the door way was his mother.
	Ranma gave a little yelp of surprise before claiming down. It had been 
a few
months since his mother had found him and his father, but he still 
started whenever she
showed up.
	Nakoda sighed inwardly, her son was still afraid of her and all because 
of that
damn promise her husband had made. Still, it was wonderful to have her 
son back, and
from what she had seen, Ranma truly had grown to be a man among men. 
Smiling,
Nakoda went to talk to her son.
	Kasumi had been doing damage control in her kitchen, well at least 
trying to.
Keeping Akane from doing damage was like trying to keep the Titanic from 
sinking. The
sound of running alerted her that now would be a good time not to stand 
in the door.
Kasumi had just moved from the door when Ranma burst through it.
	�Guest what?! Mom just told me that we�re going to be spending 
Christmas with
my cousin.� Ranma said excitedly.
	Kasumi smiled, �Why that is good news Ranma, when are you leaving?�
	�It�s not just me Kasumi, Mom said that my great uncle wanted to meet 
my whole
family, so he invited all of you and Ukyo as well.� Ranma said.
	�Oh my, that will be a lot of people, I hope they can handle that many. 
What�s
your cousin�s name Ranma?� Kasumi asked.
	�Masaki Tenchi.� Ranma replied, �And you know what the best part is? 
This
means I won�t have to eat Akane�s cooking!�
	Someone behind Ranma tapped him on the shoulder. He turned to look at 
the
angry eyes of his intended.
	�Ranma.....� Akane started angrily
	�Chill out Akane, this means we won�t be having to spend money on 
medical
bills.� Ranma said backing away until he ran into the sink.
	Akane grew even more enraged, �.....no BAKA!!!!!!!!!!� she screamed.
	Kasumi looked at the new hole in the celining, through it could be seen 
the
rapidley disaperaing Ranma. �I supose I�ll have to get that fixed before 
we leave.�
Kasumi said.

	On the thrid day of Christmas Washu gave to me, three goddess, two 
fiancee�s
for Ranma, and a cabbit stuck in a pine tree.

	Skuld was dreaming of a white Christmas, covered with hot fudge, 
whipped
cream, sprinkels, and a cherry on top.
	�..... And we should go shopping before we leave to get everyone gifts. 
Washu
said that Tenchi�s Grandfather had invited his cousin and his family to 
this.� Belldandy
was saying. She frouned a little, �Skuld, are you listing to what I�m 
saying?�
	�Huh? Sorry Oneechan, I was thinking how good it will be to see Nene 
and
Washu again.� Skuld said.
	Belldandy smiled at her younger sister, the few months that Nene spent 
with
Skuld were some of the young goddess�s happest memories.
	Keiichi and Urd joined them at the table. 
	�Belldandy, how are we going to get there? Urd said that Tenchi and the 
others
live in another world.� Keiichi asked the goddess.
	Skuld answered, �Simple, Nene said that she was going to bring the 
others to
Yggdrasil, all we need to do is meet them there, then go on to Tenchi�s 
home.�
	�Oh� Keiichi said, remembering that Nene was the goddess of the 
Internet, and
her travel medium was through computers. �Then how are we going to get 
to
Yggdrasil?�
	Belldandy smiled, �Leave that to me.� she said.

	On the fourth day of Christmas Washu gave to me, four Knight Sabers, 
three
goddesses, two fiancees for Ranma, and a cabbit stuck in a pine tree.

	Sylia Stingray looked out at the twinkling lights of Mega Tokyo. Behind 
her, she
could hear the rest of the Knight Sabers and her brother Mackie make 
plans for
Christmas. She alowed herself a small smile, not even Genom could spoil 
this season.
	�So when do we leave Nene?� Linna asked her friend. The shock that Nene 
not
only survived a blast  that should have ended her life, but was in fact 
a goddess had
not changed the youngest Knight Saber too much. The problem was Sylia 
thought, the
others are still unsure how to treat her. Nene was now a goddess, but 
still acted like the
young girl that everyone knew.
	�Well as we have eight days until Christmas, I thought we could leave 
tomorrow.�
Nene said.
	�I still don�t see why we couldn�t just get drunk and go spray paint 
the tower or
something.� Priss complained.
	Sylia turned to the group, in many ways they were both her sisters and 
her
children. It looked like this time she would have to play mom.
	�Beacuse Priss, even we have to have a vacation sometimes. We would 
lose our
edge if we did. Knight Sabers go!.... On vacation.�
	Nene and Linna just staried at her. Priss looked at them, �Did I just 
hear Sylia
make a joke?� she asked.
	They nodded mutely.
	Priss rubbed her forehead, �Then I know we need a vacation.�
	The rest laughed and Sylia smiled inwardly, sometimes a bad joke got 
the point
across better than a long speach she thought.

	On the fifth day of Christmas Washu gave to me, five Jusenkyo springs! 
Four
Knight Sabers, three Goddesses, two fiancees for Ranma, and a cabbit 
stuck in a pine
tree.

	It was Christmas time at the training grounds of accursed springs. The 
Jusenkyo
Guide and his daughter Plum had gone back to their cabin after turning 
incets into
reindeer by dumping them into spring of drown reindeer for the children 
of the amazon
village.

	�Father, I need to check my email.� Plum said.
	�I�ll log on for you, then make dinner.� the Guide said.
	He started the computer, but instead of the familer Windows 95 screen, 
four
young women and a teenage boy poped out. 
	�Uh Nene, this doesn�t look like Yggdrasil.� The black heaird one with 
the
headban said.
	Nene looked around, it was obious she was haveing trouble 
consentrating.
	�Nope, defantly not Yggdrasil, unless Kami-sama redecoratded.� For some
reason that struck her as harlariously funny and she doubbled up 
laughing.
	�Priss, did you give Nene that spiked egg nog?� Sylia asked.
	�Well she said she wanted to relax.� Priss said smirking.
	Sylia sighed, �So where are we?�
	The Guide spoke up at that point, �Here sirs you come to famous 
training
grounds of accursed springs, Jusenkyo.�
	That seemed to sober Nene up. �This is Jusenkyo?� She demanded.
	The Guide nodded.
	�Ahhhhh, everyone back into the computer! We�re leaveing now!!!!!!� And 
with
that she started pushing them back twords the screen.
	�Nene what�s wrong? What�s gotten into you?� Linna asked.
	�You don�t want to know, now go!� Nene said and pushed them into the
computer. �I�m sorry about interupting, Merry Christmas!� Then she was 
gone.
	Plum came in, �Father, what was that noise? Who were those people.� She
asked.
	�Someone who actualy listen to what I tell them.� The Jusenkyo Guide 
said.

	On the sixth day of Christmas Washu gave to me, six hackers hacking, 
five
Jusenkyo springs! Four Knight Sabers, three goddesses, two fiancees for 
Ranma, and
a cabbit stuck in a pine tree.

	After a few more wrong turns, Nene fianly got them to Yggdrasil. 
Belldandy, Urd,
Skuld, and Keiichi were waiting for them, along with someone else.
	Nene went a bit pale, �Lord, why are you here?� She asked bowing.
	The other Knight Sabers froze and looked at the young man who Nene had
spoken to.
	�This is......?� Linna asked nervoulsy.
	Belldandy smiled, �Yes, this is our Father. Lord, I would like you to 
meet Sylia,
Priss, Linna, and Mackie, they�re Nene�s friends.�
	He faced them, �Nene has told me much about you. You are welcome to
Heaven, and my blessings upon you all.� He then looked back at Nene, �So 
this is the
one? A good choice, almost as good as Keiichi.� 
	Nene blushed abut the same color as her hair. �Lord!!!� She wailed.
	Kami-sama smiled, �Even I have my fun. To asnwer your question Nene, I 
have
desided to come with you to celerbrate the Day.� He looked at them all 
sterly, �It is my
command that none of you revile who I am to the others. They will find 
out.�
	�Yes Lord.� They all said bowing.
	He smiled, �Now that that�s taken care of, let us go to the Masaki 
house and....�
He paused for a second, �How do you say it Urd? Oh yes, Let�s 
paaaarrrrty!�
	Everyone looked at Him.
	�Great, first Sylia makes a joke, then God, what�s next Linna haveing a 
boy
friend longer than six weeks?� Priss said.
	�Priss I heard that!� Linna snaped.
	�I hope Washu remembered to leave a computer on for us.� Belldandy 
said.
	�Oneechan, this is Washu were talking about.� Skuld said.
	�Oh, I supose you�re right.� She repliyed.
	Then they were gone.

	On the sevanth day of Christmas Washu gave to me, seven P-chans 
squealing,
six hackers hacking, five Jusenkyo springs! four Knight Sabers, three 
goddesses, two
fiancees for Ranma, and a cabbit stuck in a pine tree.

	The long train ride from Nerima, and the even longer drive from the 
station to the
Masaki house was made without any fighting by Ranma and Akane. Most 
likely it was
from Ranma being so excitied about seeing his cousion Tenchi again, and 
Akane being
happy that she had found P-chan just before they had left the Tendo 
Dojo. Or it could
be that Nakoda had placed herself between the two and had sat Ukyo away 
from both
of them.
	The rented van haulted to a stop in front of the Masaki house. Ranma 
looked up
and frwoned a bit, �I thought that their house was in the city.� He 
said.
	�It was, but your uncle said something about haveing it moved to the 
base of the
shrine.� Nakoda said.
	The Tendo sisters looked around. The area had been hit with a light 
snow storm
the day before, and the trees and ground had been dusted with snow.
	�Oh, it�s lovely.� Kasumi said.
	�All a shore who�s going a shore.� Soun said holding open the door.
	�Thank you father.� Kasumi said.
	�Thanks for the ride Mr. Saotome.� Ukyo said.
	�Yeah Pop, good thing we didn�t have P-chan driving, or we would have 
never
got here.�
	P-chan squeald angerly.
	�Ranma I told you not to pick on him!� Akane said angerly.
	Nakoda sighed and moved between the two. �Now children, no fighting 
while we
are here.�
	�Yes Auntie Saotome.� Akane said.
	�Ranma?� Nakoda asked with a warning tone.
	�Yes mom.� Ranma said.
	Nakoda smiled, �Now lets go greet your cousion.�
	In the Masaki house a simeraler converstion was taking place.
	�Now I don�t want any strange things going on. My cousion is a normal 
person
and doesn�t need to be frighten out of his witts by space pirtates 
fighting princess and
goddesses doing tricks.� Tenchi was saying in an unualy firm tone of 
voices.
	�Yes Tenchi-sama.� Ayeka said.
	�Ryoko?� Tenchi asked. 
	�You�re taking all the fun out of this Tenchi. � She complained.
	Tenchi looked at her.
	�Yes Tenchi, I promise to be good.� Ryoko said with a sigh.
	�IO-sama, why are you smiling?� Washu asked Him.
	Kami-sama, who had introduced Himself as Belldandy�s brother IO, 
grinned at
the genius. �Ranma is a bit less normal that Tenchi thinks he is. I 
wonder if you are
prepared for him.�
	Washu was about to reply when there was a knock on the door.
	�That must be them.� Tenchi said, and went to answer the door.
	In it were Genma, Soun, and Nakoda.
	�Uncle and Aunt Saotome!� Tenchi said. He looked questionly at Soun, 
�And you
are sir?�
	�This is my dear old friend Soun Tendo.� Genma said.
	�I am happy to meet you sir, Uncle Saotome has told me about you.� 
Tenchi said
bowing.
	Soun smiled and was about to say something when a shout intruped him.
	�All right Masaki, get out here, you and I have some unfinished 
bunisses to
attend to!�
	Tenchi grined, then his face grew stern, �You have a lot of nerve 
showing up
here Saotome.� He shouted back.
	In the path Ranma stood in a battle ready stance, �So what are you 
going to do
about it?� He damanded. 
	�Why that young....� Ryoko started. She was restrained by Yosho.
	�Don�t worry Ryoko, this happens everytime Ranma comes to visit.� Yosho 
said.
	�Well I�m waiting.� Ranma said.
	�Excuse me, I have to deal with a loud mouth jerk!� The last part was 
said so that
Ranma could hear it. Tenchi steped out the door an on to the path.
	�So, you fianly show yourself.� Ranma said.
	�I have manners which you lack!� Tenchi repliyed.
	With a yell both boys leaped at each other. When they came down, both 
were
hugging each other and laughing.
	�I�ve missed you Ten-chan.� Ranma said fianly.
	�You too Ran-chan.� Tenchi said.
	Akane and P-chan just started at Ranma as if he had lost his marbles.
	�Sparing latter tonight?� Ranma asked. 
	�Sure, we�ll go up to Grandpa�s house to do it. There are some others 
who would
like to join us.� Tenchi said.
	�Sounds cool.� Ranma said, then noticed everyone else. �Uh, I better 
introduce
you. This is Tendo Akane, and her sisters Nabiki, and Kasumi.�
	�I am please to meet you all.� Tenchi said bowing.
	�And I�m sure you remember Ukyo.� Ranma finnished.
	�That�s Ucchan?� Tenchi asked. 
	Ukyo smiled and hugged him. Yosho restrained Ryoko, and Washu and 
Sasami
held Ayeka back.
	Tenchi pointed to the group that was surounding him. �Well these are my
friends. This is Ryoko, Ayeka, Washu, Sasami, Belldandy, Urd, Skuld, 
Keiichi, Nene,
Sylia, Priss, Linna, and Mackie.� He said.
	The Tendo�s and the Saotome�s bowed, and everyone bowed back. Kami-sama
came up on the group with Yosho.
	�Oh, and this is Belldandy�s brother IO, and you remember my 
grandfather.�
Tenchi finshed.
	While the rest of them were exchanging greetings, P-chan started 
squealing and
pointing up franticly.
	�What is it P-chan?� Akane asked.
	�Bweiiiii!!!!!!!� P-chan said.
	The all looked up at a rapidly desending light.
	�Oh my!� Belldandy and Kasumi said together.
	The object hit the water sending a huge wave the soaked everyone. When 
it
subsided Mihoshi and  Kiyone stood in very wet uniforms on the dock.
	�Why Mihoshi?! Why didn�t you fire the thrusters?� Kiyone demanded of 
her
scattered brain partner.
	Tenchi sighed, the secret was out of the bag now, he turned to his 
cousion, only
to find that Ranma had been replaced by a red haird pig tailed girl. 
Next to his aunt
stood a large panda.
	�Uhhhh, I can explaine.� Ranma chan said.
	�So can I.� Tenchi said.
	Yosho clasped both young, uh, men on the sholder, �Let�s go inside, dry 
off, and
then we can explaine then.� He said leading them inside.
	The last one in, IO paused, �This is going to be the best Day ever!�

	On the eighth day fo Christmas Washu gave to me, eight panty theives a
stealing, seven P-chan�s squealing, six hackers hacking, five Jusenkyo 
Springs! Four
Knight Sabers, three goddesses, two fiancees for Ranma, and a cabbt 
stuck in a pine
tree.

	It was after the explantion, an explantion filled with goddesses, 
curses, space
pirtates, aliens, and people from the future.
	Ranma sat shakeing his head, �If I hadn�t had seen worse, I wouldn�t 
have
belived it.� He said.
	Tenchi sighed, �I feel the same, you still up for that sparing?� He 
asked.
	Ranma nodded, �You better belive it. Who else wanted to tag along?�
	�Linna said she wanted to.� Tenchi said.
	Ranma looked at his cousion, �Is she good?� he asked.
	�One of the best.� Tenchi replyed.
	In the end everyone except Belldandy, Kasumi, and Sasami who were 
cooking,
and Mihoshi who was watching TV, went to go see this sparing match. 
	They went up to the shrine�s courtyard where Linna, Ranma, and Tenchi 
were
trying to figue out what to do.
	�Well how about this.� Linna was saying, �You and I both know Tenchi�s 
fighting
style, we don�t know each others. How about we start, the winner faces 
Tenchi?�
	�Sounds fair to me.� Ranma said, �First blood, knock out, or yeild?� he 
asked.
	�Yeild.� Linna replyied. �Mr. Tendo, Mr. Saotome, could you please 
judge?�
	The two martial artist nodded. Tenchi stood between them. 
	�Ready?� he asked.
	Priss, who was standing next to Akane said, �This will be a short 
fight, Linna�s
going to kick his butt.�
	Akane looked at Priss, �I wouldn�t bet on it.� she said.
	�I would.� Priss said.
	�If Ranma wins, you do my share of the dishes. If Linna wins, I�ll do 
yours, deal?�
	�Deal!� Priss said, �I hate house work.�
	The two martail artist nodded to Tenchi.
	�Sylia, if you would please give the go ahead.� Tenchi said.
	Sylia raised an eyebrow but said, �As you wish, sanjo!�
	The fight began. Linna sent out a probeing kick, which Ranma easly 
dogded.
	�He�s fast, I�ll have to watch myself.� Linna thought.
	A few more fast kicks and punches where thrown, all of which Ranma got 
out of
the way of. Linna wasn�t even getting close to touching him.
	�Could you at least attack back?� Linna demanded.
	Ranma shruged, �If you want me to.� he said.
	�Yes I would! I want to see how fast you are.� Linna said from clenched 
teeth.
	Ranma shruged again.
	�Here it comes.� Akane said to Priss.
	�Tenshin amaguri-ken!� Ranma shouted and launched a fury of punches. 
Linna
was able to block the first couple, but the rest got through. They 
weren�t hard, in fact all
Ranma was doing was making enough contact so Linna relized that she was 
getting
touched. A second latter, Ranma stopped.
	�Is that what you meant?� He asked.
	Linna nodded in shock. �I yeild.� She said fianly. 
	Ranma grinned at her, �Hey, don�t feel to bad, I�ve been training all 
my life. If you
had the same training, you would be better than Shampoo.�
	�Who�s Shampoo?� Priss asked Akane.
	�A Chinese bimbo who thinks she�s his husban.� Akane looked directly at 
Priss,
�Don�t forget, you get to do the dishes tonight.�
	What Priss said in reply isn�t reprintable.
	Nabiki leanded over and wisppered in her sisters ear, �Not bad sis, 
maybe
there�s hope for you yet.�
	�May I train with you while we are here?� Linna asked.
	�Uhh sure.� Ranma said. �You can even come to the Tendo Dojo if you 
want.�
	�Ranma there�s a problem with that.� Linna said.
	�What?�
	�I live in Mega Tokyo in 2034, you live in Nerima in 1997.� she said.
	�Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.� Ranma said.	
	In the mean time Tenchi was looking at his cousin, �Uh Ranma? I think 
maybe I�ll
skip sparing with you.� he said.
	Ranma looked a bit disapointed. Sylia however, looked thoughtful.
	�I may want to speak with you and Nene about training after all.� she 
said.
	Nene looked at Ranma, �You want me to train with him?� she asked.
	�I may need you to bring him to Mega Tokyo to train all of us.� Sylia 
said.
	�Why me?�
	�You�re the only one who can breach the space and time boundrys 
remember?�
	�Oh yeah.� Nene said.
	Priss mumbled something about �Little Miss Cyberpunk.�
	Later, after a wonderful dinner fixed by Kasumi, Belldandy, and Sasami,
everyone had gone to bed. The adults had gone with Yosho up to the 
shrine, the girls
had moved to Washu�s lab to sleep, and the boys filled the spare rooms 
of the rest of
the house. All was peaceful until a scream split the night.
	�Come back here you old pervert!�
	�I don�t think so! What a haul! What a haul!� A dark shape bounded from 
the
lab�s door, trailed by a very pissed off group of Knight Sabers, 
goddesses, martial
artists, aliens, and Galaxy Police dectives.
	�Ah I feel so young! I could go one like this forever!� Happosai said. 
�Just think,
me being pursude by such young lovely ladys.�
	�Stop! You�re under arrest for.... Uh Kiyone, what�s the artical I�m 
looking for?�
Mihoshi asked.
	Kiyone sighed, �There isn�t one, I don�t think that the Galaxy Police 
or the Jurai
Surpream Counical took hentais in account when they made the laws.�
	�I don�t care what law he�s broken, he�s dead!� Shouted Ryoko, who 
started
hurdling engery spears at Happosai, who dodged them. 
	The scream, and explosions, had awakened the boys who came out of their
rooms. Ranma saw Happosai.
	�Just what do you think you�re doing you old leach?� Ranma demanded.
	�Ah Ranma my boy, you want to help your master here? I�ll even give 
some of
Akane�s and Ukyo�s panties.� Happosai said.
	�No way!� Ranma denighed hotly.
	�I have had enough of this!� Ayeka declared, �Azaka! Kamidake!�
	The two Jurai gardians appeared instantly.
	�Yes Ma�am?� They said.
	�Get that pervert, and bring him to me!�
	�Yes Ma�am!�
	The two gurdians moved of and tried to suround the hentai master.
	�What�s this? Ganging up on an old man?� Happosai demanded.
	Ranma leaned over and wisperd something into Tenchi�s ear. Tenchi went 
into
his room and returned with a glass of water.
	�Thanks Tenchi� Ranma said, removed his tank top, and dumped the water 
over
his head. �Oh Master?� Ranma chan said. Tenchi had an imedeat bloody 
nose, and
Keiichi fainted.
	�Oh boy!� Happosai exclamed, and leapt after Ranma chan. Azaka and
Kamidake took steps. They enclosed Happosai in a Jurai force feild.
	�So what shall we do with him?� Ryoko asked forming a sword.
	�I think we should use the bastered for target pratics.� Priss said.
	Ayeka looked at Mihoshi and Kiyone thoughtfuly, �Are you sure there�s 
no law
he�s breaking?� she asked.
	�I wish there was, but even if there was one, all it would be is a 
mistomeaner.�
Kiyone said.
	Ryoko suddenly grined, it was that frin that she used when she was 
about to skin
someone alive, �I know, hey mom! How would you like someone to 
experament on?�
	Washu matched the grin on Ryoko�s face with one of her own. �Why that�s 
a very
thoughtful Christmas gift Ryoko chan. Why don�t you bring him into the 
lab, I have a
few test I can run on him now.�
	The last that Ranma ever saw of Happosai was the terror filled gaze 
that he
dirceted at Ranma. Ranma did not feel any guilt whatsoever.

	On the nineth day of Christmas Washu gave to me, nine boomers danceing,
eight panty theives a stealing, seven P-chans squealing, six hackers 
hacking, five
Jusenkyo springs! Four Knight Sabers, three goddesses, two fiancees for 
Ranma, and
a cabbit stuck in a pine tree.

	Three days before Christmas, everyone went to town to buy the last 
minute gifts
that always seem to pop up.
	Ranma was searching for a Christmas gift for Akane, while Tenchi was 
looking
for one for Washu.
	�Well what do you get for someone who�s lived for 20,000 years, and has
invented anything she wants?� He asked his cousin.
	�Dono.� Ranma said, �My problem is that every time I give her a gift, 
she takes it
the wrong way, or Shampoo or Kodachi show up and wreak it.�
	On the otherside of town Akane and Belldandy were haveing the same
discustion.
	�That jerk, every time I give him anyything, he always makes fun of it, 
or those
three bimbos show up.� Akane complained.
	Belldandy smiled at the young woman,  �But you love him right?�
	�What? Ranma?! No!!!!�
	�Akane, you shouldn�t lie to a goddess, we can see right through them.� 
The
goddess told her gently, �Now what do you want to give him?�
	�I wanted to make him a dinner that he would actualy eat and like.� 
Akane said
glumly.
	�I think I can help you.� Belldandy said.
	Meanwhile, the trouble three, Skuld, Nene, and Washu were out as well.
	�I�m still not sure what to get him.� Nene said. She had been searching 
for a gift
for Mackie before she left Mega Tokyo, and had yet to find anything.
	�Hmmm, have you thougth of a photo of you in the nude?� Washu asked.
	�WAAASSSHHHUUUU!!!!!� The young goddess complained.
	�It was a joke! A joke!� Washu said.
	Meanwhile Skuld was looking at a display in the window of a shop. 
	�How about this Nene?� she asked.
	�That�s perfect!� Nene exclamed.
	�I still think the nude photo would be best.� Washu said.
	
	On the tenth day of Christmas Washu gave to me, ten Jurai Empoers a 
leaping,
nine boomers danceing, eight panty theives a stealing, six hackers 
hacking, five
Jusenkyo springs! four Knight Sabers, three goddess, two fiancees for 
Ranma, and a
cabbit in a pine tree.

	The day before Christmas Eve, the Masaki household and their guest 
reseived
some more visitors. Namely the Empoere of Jurai, Azusa, and his two 
wives Masaki
and Funaho.
	Yosho had been telling Genma, Soun, Nakoda, and IO about some of the 
things
he had seen on Jurai when Funaho arived at the shrine. 
	�Mother? What are you doing here?� Yosho asked her.
	�Visiting for Christmas, mothers tend to do that. Of course you haven�t 
asked me
over for 700 hundred years....� She gave Yosho a reproctful look.
	�Well, something came up...� Yosho tried lamely.
	�Something always comes up.� Funaho said smileling.
	�So is it just you?� Yosho asked.
	�No, Masaki and the Emporer are here as well. Azusa wanted to see his
daughters and Tenchi.� Funaho said.
	The others had been looking away politly.
	�Oh, forgive me mother, my manners seem to be slipping. This is Saotome
Genma and Saotome Nakoda, she�s Nobuyuki�s sister. Tendo Soun a good 
friend of
the Saotome�s. And IO, who is the brother of Belldandy, one of Tenchi�s 
friends.� Yosho
said.
	�I am very pleased to meet you.� Funaho said, �I am Funaho, first wife 
of the
Emporer of Jurai.�
	Meanwhile, down at the house, Priss was watching Sasami and Ayeka go 
greet
their mother.
	�Mommy!� Ayeka said
	�My little Ayeka chan.� Masaki said.
	�Is she calling her....?� Ryoko slaped her hand over Priss�s mouth.
	�Belive me, you DON�T want to make fun of it. Trust me.� Ryoko said.

	On the elevanth day of Christmas Washu gave to me, eleven RetoThrash
singers singing, ten Jurai Empoeres a leaping, nine boomers danceing, 
eight panty
theives a stealing, seven P-chans squealing, six hackers hacking, five 
Jusenkyo
springs! Four Knight Sabers, three goddess, two fiancees for Ranma, and 
a cabbit
stuck in a pine tree.

	Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Masaki house 
chaous
reighnd. Kasumi had desided that another Christmas party would be fun. 
So, with that
in mind, she quickly set about setting it up. She drafted into servace 
Ryoko, Nene,
Skuld, Sasami, Washu, Ranma, Tenchi, Keiichi, Mihoshi, Kiyone, Ayeka, 
Ukyo, Linna,
and Priss, who hadn�t moved fast enough. The rest had quickly 
disaperared. Masaki
and Funaho volentered to help out, and had badgered Azusa into it as 
well. Ryo-Ohki,
in huminoid form help out of course.
	They quickly set up a area in Washu�s lab for fun and games, and as 
Ranma
found out to his horror, singing as well.
	�No! I did it last year, and I�m not going to this year!� Ranma said.
	�Come on Ranma, Kasumi says you have a wonderful singing voice.� Skuld 
was
saying.
	�I said no, and I mean it! Find someone else. Priss sings doesn�t she?� 
Ranma
said.
	Skuld turned to Priss.
	�Hey, I don�t sing Christmas carrolls.� Priss said.
	�Please Priss?� Nene asked.
	�Nope, and stop trying to use those cute eyes on me.�
	Nene looked at Priss more thoughtfully, �You know, I�m sure Leon would 
love to
know where you are every minute of everyday.� she said.
	�You wouldn�t!� Priss said.
	�Try me.�
	�Man, you�ve been hanging out with Nabiki way too long.� Ranma said.
	Nene smiled at Ranma, �I supose I have, but then she also told me some 
things
about you that Akane would just love to hear.�
	Ranma went pale, �Ok, what do you want me to sing?� he sighed.
	In the kitchen, Belldandy was finding her divine pachence put to the 
test.
	�So I add suger right Belldandy?� Akane asked.
	�Akane, that�s flour.� Belldandy replyied.
	That night, the party went off with out a hitch. A grumbling Ranma chan 
and
Priss sang with Ukyo, Akane, Nabiki, and Belldandy. Ryo-Ohki performed 
her dance.
And Washu came up with nine danceing boomers from Mega Tokyo.
	�Where did you get those anyway?� Sylia asked Washu.
	�Well the AD Police had them in their scrap yard, I figured they 
wouldn�t miss
them.�
	Midnight struck, it was Christmas Day! The gifts were brought out to be
exchanged. Before they were however, IO stood up.
	�My blessings upon you all. Truely, this has been a Day to remember. 
Before I
depart, I must give my gifts, and let you know who has been your guest.
	�Ranma and Akane, you soon will find that you may no longer hide. 
Nabiki, you
will find that money is not everything, and when you do, that empty spot 
will be filled.
Kasumi, your burden is almost over, rejoyice, you have done your mother 
proud. Soun,
Genma, and Nakoda, that which you want is soon at hand. Ukyo, I sorrow 
that you will
not have the love of the man you want, but you have something as 
vauleble, his
friendship. It will be you whom he will lean on in his comeing trials.� 
IO turned and
looked at Tenchi, �You my friend will soon make your choice, and it will 
be good. No
one will be hurt. Yosho, soon you will be able to put aside your burdan, 
Tenchi will be
the one Azusa is looking for. Azusa, Funaho, Masaki, your empire will 
live one for many
more years to come, guided by Tenchi and his friends.� IO then looked at 
the Knight
Sabers. �Sylia, your battle will end, and your fathers deam come true. 
Priss, you will
fine that someone will make you look at yourself not as something to 
hate, but to love.
Soon that anger will be gone, replaced by what I intended in the first 
place. Linna, you
too will find that money isn�t everything.� IO then turned to the 
goddess, �Urd and
Skuld, rejoice, your sister is happy, and in her happness you will fine 
peace and love.
Belldandy and Keiichi, you have my blessings, just invite me to the 
wedding. Nene, my
youngest goddess, you also have my blessings, you and Mackie will be 
happy. So have
I spoken.�
	Kami-sama smiled at them, �Long ago, on this day, I created the 
Multi-verse, and
life teamed in it. To some, I sent my only son to help. To others, I let 
them go one, for
they have the wisdom to stay on the path. I do not love any less. Know 
that I love you
all, and will always watch over you. Merry Christmas.� and with that, He 
was gone.

	High above in Heaven, Kami-sama watched the others open gifts, as soon 
as He
left, they had forgoten that He had been there. All that remined was a 
feeling that all
was right with the world. Then He noticed something. 
	�I guess I should do something about it.� He said to Himself. Kami-sama 
reached
forth and guided Akane�s hands, makeing her dinner something that not 
even
Belldandy could top.

	On the tweleth day of Christmas Washu gave to me, 12 samples taken, 
eleven
RetroThrash singers singing, ten Jurai Emporers a leaping, nine boomers 
danceing,
eight panty theives a stealing, six hackers hacking, five Jusenkyo 
springs! Four Knight
Sabers, three goddess, two fiancees for Ranma, AND A CABBIT STUCK IN A 
PINE
TREE!!!!!!

Authors notes..........

	I know, it isn�t really finished, what happened to the gifts? Well that 
is my gift to
you dear reader, you decide what would be the perfect gift that Ranma 
gave Akane, or
Nene, Mackie. Happy Holidays from the Guide of the training grounds of 
accursed
springs, Jusenkyo.


Here sir we come to famous training ground of accursed springs
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