Thanks for opening this mail.

I can't find the following fics anywhere.
Could someone send 'em to me?

The fic where Akane learns that ki-blast from Happosai
Dr. Tofu Falls Down An Open Sewer and Dies
Happi's Delight
Onna-Ryoga
Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla
Metzner's Inverse Flight
Lemon Sherbet
Hiroshi & Daisuke are Dead
Ranma 1/2: The Fiancee He Never Had
That Washu Everpresent Hair fic
The Tick vs. Nerima

Now on to the insane fic ideas

What if Ryoga was knocked into the spring of drowned Azusa?

What if the entire cast had gender changing curses?

What if Kuno suddenly became the smartest being in the universe?

What if Herb and Saffron (re-aged) became buddies and enrolled at Furinkan?

What if Azusa suddenly became so powerful she could defeat Saffron and Herb in 
less than a minute?

What if Ranma and co. suddenly decided to attack all members of the FFML
for not working of 'fics every day?

Crossover 'fics I dare someone to do:

King of the Hill/BGC

Nightmare on Elm Street/SM

Teen Angel/Ranma

Mr. Rogers/DBZ 

Nuku Nuku/SM/DBZ/Ranma/BGC/Tenchi/KOR/UY/MIB/GODZILLA

If you decide to do any of these, give me some credit/blame.