Hi there!  I couldn't sleep so I decided to MST this.  When I finished I 
saw some had already beaten me to it.  I hope you like this MSTing as
well.  ;)

Sincerely,

Megane 6.7


And now a MSTing on the go with your hosts Joel Robinson, Tom Servo 
and Crow T. Robot.

CHRISTIAN A ROGERS wrote:

Tom: Actually, he typed.

Joel: Shhh!

(The scene opens on a theater, with Flashman and Sakura sitting in
the foreground and a table that holds the decimated remains of what
must have been a gigantic Thanksgiving dinner.  The two of them are
holding their bellies and both sigh in contentment.)

 

Crow: Yeah, but can they pat themselves on the head at the same time?

Tom: You mean Sakura only ate *one* turkey?  I thought she was a bottomless pit?

Joel: You're thinking of the wrong Sakura Tom.

Tom: How do you know?  This could be the Sakura from UY.

Crow: Maybe it's the one from Street Fighter 2 Alpha?

Flashman: I'm stuffed.

Tom: He's all blowed up.

Sakura: I think (holds her hand over her mouth as she burps) I could
get to like this "Thanksgiving".

Crow: Well, Flashman did the giving, now it's time for you to....*thank* him.

Joel: Crow....

Flashman:(Smirks) Told ya. (Looks around) Where's Trident?
Sakura:(Shrugs) Got me.

Tom: Is he hanging around with Bazooka Joe again?

Flashman: You didn't let him have any of the Death By Chocolate...
did you?  You KNOW what chocolate does to him.
Sakura: Uh oh.

 

Tom: It makes him sing show tunes?

Joel: No, that's what chocolate does to YOU, Tom.

(Trident comes in and back flips all throughout the theater.)

Trident:(Singing) I am the very model of a cartoon individual!  I'm
comical, unusual and also rather whimsical.

 

Tom: Yes!  It's the musical everyone's been waiting for!  Trident on Ice!  Coming soon to a rink near you. 

Joel: Trident *IN* Ice would sell more tickets....

Crow: Trident IS the Caffeine Poster Boy!

(Trident continues singing as Flashman and Sakura stare at him and
when Trident reaches the far back of the theater...)

Trident: HALF TIME! (He collapses to the floor and starts snoring.)

Flashman: (Shaking his head) Alcohol doesn't do a thing to him, but
give him the tiniest piece of chocolate and he falls apart.

Crow: He just can't hold his cocoa bean.  Sad, really....

Sakura: Guess this means we're not reviewing tonight.
Flashman:(Grumbling under his breath) Not like there's many good
pickin's.  RPM.... grrrrrr.

Crow: Welcome to the (sur)Real World, buddy....

Joel: (Singing) It's the end of the (sur)Real World as we know it....

Sakura: Want to work on TRIO?  I'll help, especially with the fight
scenes.
Flashman: Okay.

 

Tom: Speaking of helping with fight scenes....

Crow: Shh!  That's a secret!

Joel: I want to see more of TRIO too.

(Flashman pulls out a remote and turns on the screen.  However,
something other then TRIO pops up.)

 

Crow: Leggo my Eggo!

Tom: (imitating Sakura)  EEK!!  What are you doing with a nude screensaver of me?!?!

Crow: (imitating Flashman)  Uh...er...um...Megane 6.7 send it to me?

Joel: Guys, quit picking on the authors.  This isn't a revengefic.

Flashman: What the...
Sakura: What's this?

All: (singing) What's it all about....ALFIE!

Flashman: I don't... wait a minute.  I remember this, I was working
on TRIO and one day got stuck on something in it and wrote this.
Sakura: Hmmm... ANOTHER SM/R1/2&DBZ fusion?
Flashman:(Shrug) So sue me.  I thought it would be cute.
Sakura: You know, this is pretty good.  How about we continue it?
Flashman:(Shrug) Why not?  Sounds like fun... and who knows... maybe
this will earn me more respect from the FFML and earn me SOME respect
from the RRML.  Maybe this will earn me....

Tom: A one way ticket to Pottersville?

Crow: (imitating Rodney Dangerfield)  No respect....no respect....I don't get any respect....

Sakura: ...MST's?
Flashman:(Coughs) Sure... those too. (Aside) How does she always see
through me like that?

Joel: He makes a better window than a door?  

The Flashman

May The Spirit Preserve You!

All: (imitate the intro guitar licks for Smells Like Teen Spirit)

_________________________________

 

Tom: Wow!  The fanfic's already flatlining and we haven't even started....

DRAGON MOON 1/2

 

Tom: I would imagine a dragon's butt wouldn't be all that pleasant to look at....

Joel: It's not THAT kind of moon, Tom....

Crow: The perfect title to combine three anime series....next to TRIO.

It was raining in Nerima.  This was a normal event.  People
opened their umbrellas and continued on  their way.  This was also
normal.  Suddenly, loud explosions could be heard coming from down
the street.  This would become normal.

 

Crow: Normally, I'd be getting bored about now.

Tom: Normally, the explosions would be heard coming from the Tendo's kitchen....

Joel: Normality.  What Nerima isn't.

Two forms, one a red headed girl in an orange karate gi, the other a 
panda bear, dropped down from the sky and landed in the middle of the street, 

Joel: Oh no!  It's Pippy Longstocking! 

Tom: Orange Gi?  What is she planning to do some hunting?

Crow: Heh heh....Ranma-Chan hunting down her own father as a panda....I'd read that for a dollar!

"Listen pop," the girl said, "For the last time I am NOT getting >married to some girl I've never even met before!"

 

Crow: (imitating Nabiki) Wait till you see her.  She might be cute.

The bear tried to say something but it came out as grumbling.

Tom: (imitating panda)  Just once....Just once would it KILL an author to write 
Genma 1/2 and make me the star for once?!?

"I don't have time for fiances," the girl continued, "I have to get
back to China... and it can be around you or THROUGH you!"

Crow: (British accent)  Over you however is right out!

With that the girl let out a roar of anger and with a gold flash
of light, the red head was a blonde.  

Crow: Woah!  It's Cutey Honey!

Tom: All right!  This I could get into!

Crow: I wouldn't mind getting into her.... 

Joel: Crow....

The panda looked at the girl for a second before it let out a roar of  >its own and the black hair that was on it became blond as well.  

Crow: Is it just me or does the image of Genma in any form with blond hair bring on hysterical laughter?

Joel: Maybe he fell into the spring of drowned Fabio? 

The two charged each other and traded a flurry of blows.  Suddenly, the >panda disappeared and the girl looked around for it as she exclaimed, >"Now where did he...."

 

Tom: Shouldn't her highly trained battle sense tell her where he is?

Crow: Just drop a 100 yen coin!  That'll flush him out!

She was cut off as the panda whacked her on the back of the head
with a stop sign.

 

Joel: Irony.  Gotta love it. 

Crow: (singing) Stop!  In the name of Genma!

Meanwhile, at the Tendo Dojo......

 

Crow: (imitating Soun) "How long, daughter?  How long will you follow him?"

Tom: (imitating Akane) "Ukyou followed him for ten years.  Ten years!
Can I do less?"

Joel: Uh, I think you've got the wrong fic, guys.... 

Crow: The second part of our journey along the long and winding road grows weary as we wait....and wait....and wait....

Soun wept for joy as he read the card from his dear friend.  It
said, Coming soon,

 

Tom: FROM THE LAIR OF FLASHMAN, MAY THE SPIRITS PRESERVE YOU....

(S4: W....What the HELL is it!?!?)

Crow: A NEW FANFIC THAT WILL MAKE ALIEN RESURRECTION LOOK LIKE ALIENS 3

(S5: The end of existence as we know it....)

Joel: THE SEQUEL TO HIS MEGA-HIT, SAILOR JUPITER VS. GODZILLA....

(OH MY GOD!  THE A-BOMB HAS FAILED!  REPEAT!! THE A-BOMB....ARRRRGH!!!!)

Crow: (imitating Makato) The bigger they are.... 

Crow: SAILOR JUPITER VS. GAMERA

Tom: THE SENSHI IN GREEN RETURNS THIS CHRISTMAS....

Joel: In Tokyo, no one can hear you facefault....

Bringing son.

Your friend,
Goku

 

Crow: Ohhhh....so Goku was the panda and Gohan was the red haired girl?

Tom: This is getting interesting....

Soun stood and ran to gather his daughters.

"Kasumi!"

A young woman stopped her cooking and looked up at her father.

 

Tom: (imitating young woman) Who?  I'm just the maid.

     "Nabiki!"

     A girl in her room stopped reading the stock reports and looked
up at her father.

 

Joel: Fortunately, she managed to sneak her copy of Playgirl magazine under the reports in the nick of time....

     "Akane!"

     A girl in the dojo stopped breaking bricks and looked up at her
father.

 

Tom: (imitating Soun)  Can't at least one of you girls say *hello* to 
me?!? 

     "Usagi!"

     No answer.

 

Tom: Whew!  Much relief.  She's not in the fic.

     "Usagi?  Now where could that girl have gotten to?"

    "If you're looking for Usagi," Nabiki said, "she should be home
right about...."

 

Crow: I'll take this one.  *ahem*  She'll be home right about the time we decide to let her back in the house.  Ha!

Tom: This habit of not finishing sentences is starting to get on my nerves....

The door opened and Usagi walked in as she cried, "I'm home!
Sorry I'm late but the teacher gave me deten..." Usagi tripped 	>on a crack on the floor and fell on her face, "OW! WHHHHAAAAAA!!!!"

 

Joel: There goes any hope that the fanfic changed her personality.

Crow: Actually, considering Soun's whining, it wouldn't surprise me to discover he's her natural father.  Maybe he had a affair with Usagi's mother?  You never know....

Tom: That's a scary thought Crow.  But worthy of a fanfic idea....

"...now," Nabiki finished.

"What is it you wanted us for father?" Kasumi asked after she
had soothed Usagi with a batch of fresh baked cookies.

Joel: Oh, man....what I wouldn't do for some of that....

Tom: Why Joel, we never knew you had a thing for Kasumi!

Joel: I'm talking about the cookies!

Crow: Sure, Joel.  Whatever.  Heh heh heh....

"I have wonderful news," Soun exclaimed, "I've told you many
times about my training with my oldest and dearest friend Son Goku,
have I not?"

"Only about a thousand times," the two youngest Tendo siblings
(Akane and Usagi) said at the same time.

 

All: Stereo!

"Well, he's coming here after a training trip to China and he's
bringing his son, Gohan with him."

"So?" Usagi asked as she bit into another cookie.

 

Crow: That was a clue, Usagi, try to catch it, ne?

"As you also know, our two styles, The Magical Girls School,
which one of you will inherit one day from your dearly departed
mother,  and the Saya-Jin School have had a history of cooperation."

 

Tom: Oh no....Not another *Kasumi The Magical Girl* Fanfic....

Joel: It probably won't happen but it'd be funny if Akane turned out to be a magical girl, eh?

Crow: Not as funny as Nabiki becoming one.  Talk about an unexpected twist in her life!

Joel: Yet another fanfic idea....

"To quote sis," Akane said, "So?" 

Crow: Hanging around Kuno a bit too much, huh?

Tom: There's another idea!  Have Akane and Kuno actually develop a friendship before Ranma shows up and have their fighting as a form of flirting.  Damn, this fics full of good ideas!

"One of you is going to marry Gohan."

"WHAT???" Three of the four sisters exclaimed. (Kasumi of course,
being the exception)

 

Crow: (imitating Kasumi)  Pardon?  What was that?

Tom and Joel: HE SAID ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO MARRY GOHAN!!!

"Hey," Nabiki finally said when the shock had worn off, "maybe
we shouldn't take this so hard.  This Gohan might not be such a bad
guy."

"Is he my age?" Kasumi asked, "Younger men are so.... YOUNG."

 

Crow: As opposed to older men, who are so KAWAII like Master Happosai....

"Is he cute?" Nabiki asked.

"Hey," Usagi exclaimed, "That's MY line.  Aren't you supposed to
ask if he's rich?"

 


Tom: (imitating Nabiki) And aren't you supposed to be stuffing your face with cookies and whining about homework?

(Sorry SKJAM, that line can be used in more then one reality right?)

 

All: (imitating SKJAM)  NO!

"Yeah dad," Akane interjected, "what IS this Gohan like?"

 

Crow: A Japanese Fabio on Steroids would be a quick description....  

"I don't know," Soun answered, "I've never met him."

Alarm bells rang in all four girls heads and they all looked at
each other with "oh BOY" looks.  

All: (imitating girls)  Here we go again!

Suddenly, the sound of a door opening and someone yelling, "PUT ME DOWN" was heard.

 

Crow: Okay.  You're ugly.

Soun leaped to his feet and exclaimed, "That must be Goku and
Gohan now!"

 

Tom: Or a stranger holding a midget hostage....

Nabiki and Usagi, their curiosity overtaking them, followed
their father down the hall.  Two seconds later, the three of them
came running back as a giant panda bear with a person over its
shoulder walked into the house.  "Pop," the person exclaimed, "Cut it
out!  Can't you see you're scaring them spitless!"

 

Crow: Spitless, swallowmore.

Joel: That's gross, Crow....

Tom: Somehow I get the feeling Usagi has an unlimited supply of water.  How else could she cry so much?

The panda placed its burden down and stood back.  "I..." the
girl said, "I'm Son Gohan.... sorry about this."

 

Joel: Actually she's Daughter Gohan right now....

Tom: Zing!

As soon as the surprise wore off Soun grabbed Gohan and hugged
as he said, "I'm so happy you've arrived!"

Something about Gohan, Soun noted, didn't feel right.  He
stepped back and took a look.  A red headed girl in an orange karate
gi looked back.  

Crow: (imitating Gohan) Cool.  A black haired man in a grey karate gi is looking at me. 

"Dad," Nabiki pointed out, "Gohan is a GIRL!"

     The lights went out for Soun.

 

Crow: Better Soun than Georgia....

Later.......

 

Tom: How quaint.  A scene change that doesn't require snowflakes.

Soun awoke to see Kasumi, Nabiki and the panda looking down at
him.  He groaned as he awoke and sat up.  "Dad," Nabiki scolded, "how
could you have told us that Gohan was a boy?!"

"I assumed," Soun explained, "that Gokus SON would be a boy."

The panda seemed flustered by this for some reason and shuffled
for the bathroom.  Meanwhile, exclamations came from the dojo.  

Tom: That's just plain rude.

Crow: (imitating Panda) I've been waiting for this all day....AHHHHH.....

Joel: Flashman must have read "A bathroom experience" by Jeffrey "Oneshot" Wong....

The group looked up to see Gohan, Usagi and Akane coming back after >they had promised Kasumi to show their guest around.  "You should have
seen it," Usagi blabbed, "Akane asked if Gohan wanted to spar and
Gohan said yes and then... it was so FAST!  Gohan just avoided Akanes
punch and..."

 

Tom: If I see one more sentence end with *...* I'm going to scream!

"Sis," Akane interrupted, "you don't have to rub it in."

"Sorry," Usagi blushed.

"If you don't mind," Gohan said, "I'm going to take a bath."

"Go right ahead," Soun said, "You're a guest and thus are
allowed all the privileges of one."

 

Joel: (imitating Gohan)  Hey don't go to any trouble on our account!

Tom: (imitating Soun)  No really!  We insist!  You can take as many baths as you want!  In fact, it would REALLY make us happy if you bathed as often as possible!

Joel: (imitating Gohan)  Gee, thanks, Mr. Tendo!

Crow: (imitating Kasumi)  I'm not cleaning the tub after him, Father....

Gohan nodded and walked out.  Usagi and Akane soon went up to
their rooms as they chatted and gossiped about school mates and other
such things.  Kasumi went back to cooking and Nabiki went to go check
her business holdings.  

Joel: (imitating Nabiki)  I haven't gotten to the centerfold yet....

As soon as they were gone, Soun heard a familiar voice behind him say, >"Hello old friend."

 

Tom: (imitating Usagi's father)  I've recently been talking with my wife....you remember her don't you old friend?  And I learned something rather important about my daughter, Ranma-Chan....

A little later.....

Nabiki knocked on Usagis door and the youngest Tendo sister
looked out.  "Yes sis?" she asked.

Nabiki smiled at her sister and said, "Your bath is ready... and
by the way, do you know who that guy dad's talking to is?"

 

Joel: (imitating Nabiki) If not, I'll tell you for 3000 yen! 

"What guy?"

"Never mind."

Nabiki knew Gohan was still in the bath but still, Usagi embarased so easily 
sometimes and it was so funny when she did so. 

Joel: (imitating Nabiki) Embarrassing your sister is fun!

Usagi went down the hall and into the bathroom.  She undressed in the >changing area, grabbed her >towel and walked in...

 

Crow: Someone's eardrums are about to explode....

Tom: Deep hurting is just around the corner.

Only to see a naked man coming out of the tub.  A.... completely.
.... 100%.... naked.... MAN!

 

Crow: And to think, if he were only a 60% naked man, she'd probably 
be attracted to him.

Usagi closed the door, put her clothes back on, walked out of
the changing area... and screamed.

 

Joel: What?  No glass shattering wail?

Tom: Wait for it....

All the people in the living room looked up at the scream and
watched Usagi as she raced in and hid behind Akane.  "What is it?"
Akane asked in concern.

"There's a PERVERT in the bath room," Usagi exclaimed, her eyes
wide in fear.

"Someone trying to scare my little sister?!" Akane thought,
"KILL!!!!!!"

 

Joel: ....The Wabbit?

Crow: ....your TV?

Tom: ....Usagi?   Hey, it was worth a shot....

Aloud she growled, "I'll drown him in the bath tub!!!"

 

Crow: Next time....on a very special Baywatch....

Akane grabbed the table and hefted it over her head.  At that
moment a boy with black hair, wearing the same gi the girl had been
wearing before, walked into the room.  "Who are you?" Kasumi asked.

 

Joel: I'm a hunter.  Anyone seen a panda around here?

Tom: I'm Orange Light from Rival Turf.  Anyone see Purple Light around 
here? 

"I..." the boy said, "I'm Son Gohan.... sorry about this."

The four sisters stood there stunned.  The table fell with a
whump onto Akanes head.  

Tom: Therefore causing a lump.  Thank you!

"Calm down please," Soun said, "I can explain everything."

He indicated the man on his left, who was attired the same as
Gohan but his hair was longer and more frazzled looking 

Joel:  Guess his perm didn't take. 

and said, "This is my old friend, Son Goku..."

"...and this," Goku said, "is my son."

 

Crow: Grandson Goku....

Tom: Goku the Third....

"Gohan," Gohan finished.

Usagi just stared at him as Akane growled threateningly.
"You're probably wondering what's going on," Goku continued, "well,
I'll explain.  It all started with a training trip to China...."

 

Tom: AAAARGGGGGGGH!!!!

Joel: Tom, why did you....oh, the dot thing.

Meanwhile, somewhere in deep space......

 

Tom: AAAARGGGGGGGH!!!!

Crow: 9?

The two small space ships landed on the planet.  The ships looked
like giant baseballs with glass portals on them.  

Tom: Looks like someone's been mass-producing the Thunder Road....

Crow: If you caught this obscure reference, give yourself 40 points.

They opened and the beings inside stepped out.  "At last," the being from the ship on the
left said, "Earth!"

 

Joel: Unfortunately, the being on the left didn't know what the being on the right was doing....

Crow: (imitating being on the right)  Yep, that's earth all right...too bad it's the 
substance and not the planet, you boob!

The other one replied, "This doesn't look like how you described
Earth.  In fact, this looks like a planet in the Proxima System."

 

Tom: According to his instruments, which were approximate.

The two of them were stark contrasts to each other.  The one on the
left was at least six foot, with short cropped brown hair, a cat like
face with a confused expression and wearing armor of some kind with a
yellow top and black pants.  

Joel: I'd say it was Ryouga but he doesn't have brown hair.

Crow: Maybe it's one of those alternate universe Ryouga's from Mark Latus's fics....  

Tom: Whatever happened to Futureshock anyway?

"Rei," he said as he turned to his partner, "this HAS to be the right place."

 

Crow: I reckon....

A small, non discript alien wobbled over to them and said, "Welcome
to Proxima 3."

 

Tom: Howdy partner!  I'm Fester Blatz and I'm prepared to give you the grand 
tour of this here rock for the special low price of 5000 buckazoids and if you 
REALLY want to see some *quality* items, stop by Fester's World of Wonders
and I'll sell you....

Rei snarled, "I should have known better then to let YOU set the
ships coordinates Ryoga," as she blasted the alien with a small fire
blast.

 

Joel: Adios, Fester.

Crow: Thank you, Rei.  You've done the universe a great service.... 

Tom: Another 40 points for getting this reference.  There's no prizes but hey, it's
fun....

Rei was a woman with black hair that spilled down to her waist,
wearing a white shirt, 

Crow: Is it a t-shirt and is it wet?

Joel: Crow....

with a red bow on her chest as well as an unreasonably short red colored skirt, 

Tom: When it comes to the Sailor Senshi, no skirt is unreasonably short!

Crow: Damn straight!

Joel: You guys....

a sneer perminantly attached to her face.  The only thing the two had in 
common was that both of them wore devices over their right eyes.  

Joel: An eye for an eye....

Crow: Guess they'll have to spy with their other little eye....

The devices were Scouters, small machines with the ability to gauge a 
life forms power level.  Right now, the two of them were scanning the 
terrain.  "Hmph," Rei muttered, "might as well get some exercise while 
we're here.  What do you say?"

 

Crow: Sayyyy....

Ryoga grinned, "Why not?"

The two of them lifted off the ground and went flying off to cause
some damage.

 

All: (Singing) DEMOLITION!!!

Flashback....

 

Tom: AAAARGGGGGH!!!

Joel: Whose flashback?

{Two months ago, Jusenkyo China}

"Here sirs," the guide said in his broken Japanese, "is legendary
training ground, Jusenkyo.  Over two thousand spring, each with own
TRAGIC story."

 

Crow: One day perhaps we'll hear the tragic story of the guide's life.....

Tom: Hey, he has a daughter.  Couldn't have been that barren....

Goku looked around and said to his son, "This is the place.  Ready
Gohan?"

Gohan also looked around and replied, "Whenever you are Father.
This place isn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be."

 

Joel:  Foreshadowing, anyone? 

With those famous last words, the two martial artists each leaped up
onto one of the poles that stuck out of the various pools.  "Please
sirs," the guide said, "What you doing?!!  Very bad you fall in
spring!"

 

Tom: (imitating guide)  American company use spring to dump chemicals!  
VERY BAD you fall in!  You ever see Batman?!

"I won't hold back Gohan," Goku declared.

"Neither will I," was the reply.

The two leaped forward and clashed in mid air.  

Tom: All right!  Finally some action!  Flashman's writes some great fight scenes....

They traded a furry of blows and then Gohan hit a sharp kick to Gokus chest that 
sent him down towards "Spring Of Drowned Slug" but Goku was able to use his 
flying ability to avoid an unnecessary bath.  "Oh," the guide noted,  "they fly.  Not 
so tragic then."

 

All: RED HERRING!  RED HERRING!

Unfortunately, the guide was quickly proven wrong as Gohan hit Goku
with a flying body press and sent him down again.  This time, Goku
did splash into one of the springs.

 

Tom: Goku screamed in horror as his hair turned green, his lips turned blood red, 
his skin chalk white, and his smile stretched ear to ear....

Joel: But that didn't bother him until he felt his new breasts....

Nothing happened for long moments and then, up came a giant panda
bear.  Gohan looked on slack jawed as the panda suddenly roared and
the black hair on it became golden.  The teenager turned towards the
guide and stammered, "W-w-what the hell is THAT?!!"

 

Crow: (imitating guide)  Never see spring do that before.  Maybe someone spill 
hair dye when not looking?  

"Your father," the guide explained, "fall in 'Spring Of Drowned
Panda' very tragic story of panda who drown in spring 500 year ago."

 

Joel: Unlike spring of drowned Chibi-Usa, which is a very happy story of spoiled brat 
who...er...drowned in spring 900 years ago....

Unfortunately for Gohan, his lapse in concentration was enough for
Goku-Panda to deliver a hard right paw to Gohans jaw.  The teenager,
already disoriented by the events of the past minute, fell out of the
sky and into one of the springs.  "Oh dear," the guide moaned, "you
fall in 'Spring of Drowned Girl'.  Very tragic story of girl who
drown in spring 2,000 year ago.  Now, whoever fall in spring, take
body of young girl."

 

Crow: (imitating Gohan)  You mean I get to sleep with her?

Tom: (imitating Guide) Well...yes and no.

Gohan-chan gasped for breath as she sat in the spring and then she
looked down at her gi and noticed that the chest portion was sticking
out farther then it should have.  With a sick feeling, she opened the
gi and screamed when she saw that....

She.... had.... BREASTS!!!!!!!

 

Crow: If she didn't have breasts, I'd be more worried.... 

"See," the guide concluded, "Now you girl."

Back to the Tendo Dojo (Present day).....

 

Tom: AAAARGGGGGGH!!!

Gohans hands tightened into fists as Goku finished the tale.  The
Tendos just sat there in shock and after several minutes, Soun
finally said, "So, the legendary training ground of Jusenkyo.  It's
true horror has been reveled at last."

"TRUE HORROR!!!" Gohan roared as he turned towards his father, "You
never said anything about any 'true horror'!!!"

 

Tom: (imitating Goku)  Uh....actually, yes I did.  I said this place would be bad, it 
was YOU that decided it wasn't!  

Crow: The horror....the horror....

Goku lowered his head as he muttered, "I didn't know."

 

Joel: Bring on the green slime!

Tom: You can't do that on a MSTing!

Crow: This is an opposite sketch, Tom.

"I'm not surprised," Gohan angrily replied, "we just HAD to go to
Jusenkyo, even though you didn't speak a WORD of Chinese!"

 

Tom: (imitating Goku)  I thought all those times we ordered chinese takeout would 
be good enough practice.... 

Goku, though slow to anger, finally had enough, "Gohan," he growled,
"you sound like a GIRL!"

With that, he grabbed the younger Son by the collar and tossed him
into the small pond that was in the Tendo back yard.  Gohan-chan rose
up and grabbed a bucket by the side of the pond.  

Crow: Conveniently placed, of course.

She filled it up and then raced over to his father.  

Tom: You mean *her* father, don't you?

Joel: Nitpick, nitpick, nitpick....

When she was near enough, she splashed the contents over Goku.  "You 
should be one to talk," Gohan-chan said, "My Pop's a PANDA!!!"

Goku-panda grumbled something in response 

Tom: (imitating Goku-Panda) Yeah, but at least I'm still a man.....

and Gohan-chan shrieked, "AND STOP TRYING TO TALK WHEN 
YOU'RE A PANDA! DIDN'T THAT GUIDE TEACH YOU THAT SIGN 
TECHNIQUE!!!!"

Goku-panda pulled out a sign from behind his back that read, <Boot,
I haven't gnat the hinge of it yak.>

 

All: (singing) Yakkey Yak!  Don't talk back!

Gohan-chan suddenly seemed calm as she said in a quivering whisper,
"Excuse us for a moment Mr. Tendo.  Dad and I need to work out a few
things."

 

Crow: *Quivering whisper*  I don't know why but I like that.

With that, the two cursed, Saya-Jin School Of Martial Arts masters,
flew up into the air, powered up and collided in a violent battle.
"Well," Akane said, not completely able to hide the satisfaction in
her voice, "I guess this means no fiances."

 

All: (singing) We are living....single....

"I wouldn't say that sis," Usagi replied in a whisper, "we know Papa
better then that."

 

Crow: Papa?  What is Nabiki stealing lines from Nuku-Nuku now?

Tom: Papa don't preach....

Joel: Nabiki's keeping her baby....

Soun looked at his daughters nervously and said, "We can figure this
whole thing out in a little bit, but let's give them a few minutes to
come back to themselves."

Back in deep space.....

 

Tom: ARRRR....

Joel: I think you've milked that joke enough, Tom....

Crow: I haven't.  ARRRGGGGGGH!!!

Joel: Hoo boy.... 

The silent explosion of the planet brought a rare smile to Reis face
as she watched along with Ryoga onboard their ships.  "Nice shot,"
Ryoga complimented, "I bet they never saw that one coming."

 

Tom: From the surface, no one can see your photon torpedos....

"Why thank you," Rei replied, "now, shall we try for Earth again."

"Sure.  I'm certain I've got the coordinates right this time."

 

All: NOT!

"You'd better."

A few hours later....

 

(A moment of silence)

Joel: Oh what the hell....

All: ARRRRGGGGGGGHH!!!

The ships opened.....

 

Crow: Sucking out all the oxygen and freezing the bodies of Ryouga and Rei solid....

"AHHH!  Earth at last!"

"This ISN'T Earth."

Joel: Who said that?

"WHERE IN THE COSMOS ARE WE NOOOOOWWWWW?!!!!!!!"

 

Tom: It might help if we had a description....

TO BE CONTINUED.....

Tom: Guess not.

Crow: Well, that was fairly enjoyable!

Joel: Has a lot of potential....

Tom: Not as much action as Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla though....

Joel: It's early, give it a chance.

Crow: So now what do we do?

Joel: Post this to the FFML I guess.  

Tom: You think they'll like it?

Joel: Well, it's not bad for a few hours work.  Some of the jokes are probably lame and others are just observations....

Crow: Besides, Megane hasn't posted anything to the FFML for a while now.  He's got college exams and Bronchitis, a very bad combination.

Megane 6.7: I'm getting better though!  (hack, cough, hack....)


C&C is welcome.  ;)

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