Silly
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by Florencio B. de la Merced, Jr. (fmerced@pworld.net.ph)
Web page: http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/3641/index.html
A Fanfic inspired by the anime/manga Oh My Goddess! created and
copyrighted by Kosuke Fujishima, Dark Horse Comics, etc...
A project for the Fan Fiction Mailing List
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[In a somewhat serene and tranquil temple]
Keiichi: Come again?
Skuld: You heard me the first time, Keiichi.
Keiichi: [cleans his ears] Are you serious?
Skuld: Dead-serious! [strokes her debugging mallet, and swings it a few
times]
Keiichi: And Belldandy asked this?
Skuld: [frowns] Stop complaining and just do it!
Keiichi: But? [is shoved into Bell's room] Um...
Belldandy: Oh, Keiichi. How nice that you've accepted my invitation.
[beckons Keiichi to approach] Did my little sister tell you everything?
Voice: [from behind the closed door] I'm not little!
Belldandy: Of course not, Skuld. [turns to the nervous Keiichi] Well,
shall we begin?
Keiichi: Um, Bell...I just don't know about this.
Belldandy: Huh? What's wrong, Keiichi?
Keiichi: I just don't feel comfortable to...you know?
Voice: [coming from the television] You're such a wimp, Keiichi!
Belldandy: He's only having doubts, Urd.
Urd: [emerges from the screen] Oh, yeah? [turns to Keiichi] What's so
wrong with what you're going to do?
Keiichi: [a bit irritated] Well, since you're so excited for me to do it,
why don't you just take my place?!
Urd: Don't be silly, the job requires a man. [smiles at Belldandy] Right?
Belldandy: [giggles]...
Keiichi: [sigh] <Oh, boy.>
Urd: Come on and take off your clothes. I promise I won't look.
Keiichi: ...
Urd: Well, at least not all the time. [laughs]
Belldandy: Come on, Keiichi. I need you to do this. I can't think of
any other person who would. [smiles]
Keiichi: [slowly takes off his jacket] Why not Tamiya? or Ootaki?
They've got the bigger body.
Urd: Are you serious?
Keiichi: [retrospects] <She's right. I wouldn't use those guys
either.>...[takes off his t-shirt]
Urd: [giggles] Oh, I can't look! [places a hand on her eyes but with
fingers a bit open] Wow!
Keiichi: [glares at Urd] Urd! You promised!
Urd: Ok! I'm out of here. [smiles to Belldandy] Have fun.
[disappears]
Belldandy: That goes double for you, Skuld.
Keiichi: [gasp] What?!
Belldandy: [giggles] Just kidding! Shall we begin.
Keiichi: [takes his seat, his back facing Belldandy] <Why can't I say no
to her?>
Belldandy: Because you love me, right?
Keiichi: [blinks]...[tries to turn around but is told to stay still]
<She's right, I do love her.>
Belldandy: And I love you too.
Keiichi: [blinks]...
Belldandy: Stay still, Keiichi.
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[In an art exhibit in Nekomi Instute, a crowd had gathered in front of a
controversial painting]
Sayoko: I swear, I've seen this painting before.
Aoshima: Funny. I think I've seen this 'back' before, too.
Ootaki: This kinda reminds me of someone. What do you think, Tamiya?
Tamiya: Dunno, I don't really like art.
Megumi: Are you sure this is not you, Keiichi?
Keiichi: [sweatdrop] I'm positive. <Gawd, I wish I never said 'yes'>
Skuld: Be careful what you wish for, Keiichi.
Urd: Yeah. You turned Belldandy into a big hit in this exhibit.
Belldandy: Come on Keiichi. Even the curator for the National Museum
said my work was fantastic. [slides her arm under Keiichi's arm] Why
don't we go to the ice-cream shop and forget about this?
Skuld: Ice-cream! Yeah!
Urd: I'll pass. I want to see the other nude paintings on display.
[laughs]
Keiichi: [leads the way] I think your painting was great too.
Belldandy: I know. [leans on his shoulder]
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[Back to the display]
Megumi: I know this is my brother! I just know it!
Aoshima: Don't be ridiculus. Keiichi's doesn't have that great a body.
[points to the painting]
Sayoko: Now I remember. I think it was that film 'Basic Instict'.
Urd: You've got to be kidding?!
Sayoko: No, I swear. It's from 'Basic Instict'.
Aoshima: Nope. I think its a replica of the 'thinking man'.
Tamiya: The what?
Aoshima: Nevermind.
Ootaki: Come on, Tamiya. Lets go find something to eat.
Tamiya: Wait. [to Aoshima] What's that suppose to mean, Aoshima?
Aoshima: [sweatdrop] Um...Nothing, really.
Tamiya: Good. [leaves with Ootaki]
Aoshima: Whew...
Urd: Want to know who's that hunk is, Megumi?
Megumi: Sure!
Urd: [leads towards the ice-cream shop] Follow me.
Sayoko: Wait for me!
Aoshima: <Hmm...I wonder how much this painting cost?>
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END
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C & C is greatly appreciated.
Sorry if this is in script format...but then again, I liked it this way
after finishing it. ^_^