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From: 	Nobody
Sent: 	Monday, November 24, 1997 6:02 AM
To: 	Lord Archive
Cc: 	FFML
Subject: 	Re: [FFML] [ideas] Too many ideas for me to write.

On Mon, 24 Nov 1997, Lord Archive wrote:

Too Far:
(Lemon)

Nabiki, held in check by an agreement with her father, has not told Akane
the little secret about P-Chan. That was until one day when Akane was a
little horny and wanted her pet pig to do a little favor for her. Nabiki,
who bugged Akane's room, finds out about it and tells Akane about P-Chan.

This would likely end up a short-fic and might end up just lemon-scented.

LOL!!! I say go for this one :) But how about instead of Akane beating up 
Ryouga, she decides she still wants him to do "a little favor for her", 
i.e. an Akane/Ryouga lemon. :) Almost every single fic I've seen where 
Akane finds out about P-chan, ends up with Ryouga NOT getting Akane and 
ending up very unhappy. :(

Also what's with all the Ranma/Akane pairings in all these fic ideas? 
Akane beats Shampoo in a fight for Ranma? Ranma dumps Shampoo? Ranma 
dumps Ukyou? ARGGG!! :P What about poor Ucchan and Shampoo-chan? They 
deserve Ranma as much as Akane does, if not more. :) They sure treat him 
better than Akane do. (The way Akane beats Ranma would be considered 
abuse if it wasn't supposed to be funny...)

CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?!?!?! SHUT UP ABOUT HOW BAD AKANE IS FOR RANMA!!!! AKANE 
LOVES RANMA!!!!! RANMA LOVES AKANE!!!!!
DIDN'T YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED AT MT. PHOENIX?!?!?! THE BOMBED WEDDING?!?!?!?!? 
THE CHARLOTTE CUP?!?!?!?!?!? I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR 
ANTI-AKANE-NAZI-STYLE HATE!!!!
HAVEN'T YOU EVER MADE A POST THAT DIDN'T RANT ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT HOW BAD 
AKANE IS?!?!?!?!?!? AKANE HITS RANMA BECAUSE SHE LOVES HIM!!!!! WOULD SHE BE 
UPSET AT HIM IF SHE DIDN'T WANT THE ENGAGEMENT?!?! LOOK AT ALL THOSE TIMES HE 
COULD HAVE GOTTEN RID OF THE ENGAGEMENT!!!!!!
DOJO DESTROYER! FORMULA 114! THOSE FIGHTS WITH RYOGA!
CAT TONGUE! 


SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP, NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!

DARN YOU, NOBODY!!!! DARN YOU ALL THE WAY TO HECCCKKK!!!!!