Ryoucilo
A Wu to Pity
I have read the starter for the fanfic idea by Nicholas F Tuledo and
that is where this picks up from. 
(Tendo Dojo Int. Day)
The Tendos, the Saotomes[1] and Ryouga are all sitting around a table.
They are discussing the recent events that have happened to Ryouga.
Soun:So you are Ranma's Wu?
Ryouga:Yes.
Soun:And you are a triclops?
Ranma:Yes.
Soun:Hmmm... Well we can live with this. Let's just act like nothing
happened.
Akane:DAD!! Ryouga got run over by a car and Ranma is a monster!
Ranma:Hey! I prefer to be called a tri-optical homo-sapien [2]
Akane:Sorry.
Soun:These things happen. Just as long as it doesn't interfere with the
wedding.
Genma:Agreed Tendo. Let's go plot!
Genma and Soun stand up and leave the room. Kasumi stand up.
Kasumi:Oh my. I forgot dinner.
Kasumi leaves the room.
Ranma:Doesn't anyone care about my problems.
Akane, Ryouga and Nabiki all look at Ranma like that's a stupid question
which
it probably is.
Ranma:Oh all right I'm out of here.
Ranma leaves the room. 
Akane:Well I hope you'll be all right Ryouga.
Akane leaves the room.
Nabiki:Hey Ryouga how about I take you out to dinner. My treat.
Ryouga looks at Nabiki quizically.
Ryouga:Your treat? 
Nabiki:Yep.
Ryouga:Okay.
Nabiki takes Ryouga's hand and they leave the room.
fade to black.
Ryouga:(OS)Hey Nabiki this doesn't look like a restauraunt.
Nabiki:(OS)How very perceptive of you Ryouga.
The lights turn on. Revealing that Nabiki and Ryouga are standing
on a metal platform hanging high above a tigers pin.
Ryouga:Wh-what's this?
Nabiki:Haven't you ever heard of the etertainers Siegfried and Roy?
Ryouga:No.
Nabiki:Well they were caling all the local businesses about who could
sell them an animal that could play with them. Unfortunately all the 
animals they play with they end up killing.
Ryouga:What does that have to do with anything?
Nabiki:Well this.
Nabiki pushes Ryouga into the tigers pin. Ryouga gets up and looks at
Nabiki.
Ryouga:What did you do that for?
Nabiki:Geeze your dense. The tigers need a toy that can live through all
their attacks and seeing as how you can reginerate all your bodily parts...
Ryouga:I'm the perfect toy. Nabiki you can't do this to me!
Nabiki:But Ryouga I already have.
Tiger growls can be heard.
Nabiki:Oh I suppose that's them. Have fun Ryouga.
The tigers jump out and begin to maul Ryouga.
Ryouga:NABIKI!!! AGGHHH!!!

[1]Minus one katana wielding mother.
[2]Uh I have no idea where Ranma got that from
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is dedicated to all those people who
hate Ryouga! Although I really like him it is far more fun to see him in
agony.