Ryoucilo
Wishes Come True
(Scene:Jusenkyo Day Exterior)
Kodachi, Xian Pu and Ukyo are all standing around a spring.
The spring has a bamboo shaft coming out of it and all three
girls are staring at the spring intently.
Ukyo:So this is..
Xian Pu:The legendary spring of wishes.
Ukyo:It can grant any wish?
Xian Pu:Yes, but it only grants a single wish to a person.
Kodachi:What should we wish for?
Ukyo:We could wish for Ran-chan to be my husband!
Kodachi:No we shall wish him to be my husband!
Ukyo and Kodachi brawl for a bit.
Xian Pu:Girls! Girls! Settle down! I have a plan!
Ukyo and Kodachi stop beating eachother.
Ukyo:What do you suggest Shampoo?
Xian Pu:Xian Pu! My name is Xian Pu! Why do you
have to always screw it up you stupid spatula girl!
Ukyo:What?! You ramen hussy!
Ukyo and Xian Pu begin to brawl.
Kodachi:The plan! What about your plan?!
Ukyo ans Xian Pu stop fighting.
Xian Pu:Oh yeah I forgot.
Ukyo:Typical.
Xian Pu:Shut up! Here's my plan we will wish that
there should be three Ranmas. One for each of us.
Kodachi:That's perfect!
Ukyo:Let's do it!
Kodachi:How do we make a wish?
Ukyo:Do we have to sacrifice a virign?
Xian Pu:Bah, that is too simple and idiotic a ritual
for the legendary spring of wishes!
Kodachi:Well what do we do for the ritual?
Xian Pu pulls out a fifty yen piece.
Xian Pu:We throw in a fifty yen coin.
Ukyo:What's so complicated about that?!
Xian Pu:You have to skip it three times over the water.
Ukyo and Kodachi facefault.
Xian Pu:Here goes nothing.
Xian Pu skips the coin three times on the water and it falls
into the spring. A huge dragon pops out of the spring.
Dragon:Okay gimme your wish and make it quick!
Ukyo:Geeze he's rude.
Dragon:Lady I have better things to do than wait on humans
for the next millenia! Hurry up!
Xian Pu:We wish that there would be three more Ranmas!
Dragon:Your wish is my command! Ja ne!
The Dragon disappears. There is a flash of light and standing
by the spring are three identical Ranmas.
Ranma 1:Wow! That was cool!
Ranma 2:Where are we?!
Ranma 3:Who cares?! We'll get blamed for anything bad that
happens!
Ukyo,Xian Pu, Kodachi:RANMA!
Ukyo glomps onto Ranma 1. Xian Pu glomps onto Ranma 2.
Kodachi glomps onto Ranma 3.
Ukyo:I love you Ran-chan!
Ranma 1:Ukyo there's something I have to tell you..
Xian Pu:I love you airen!
Ranma 2:Shampoo there's something I have to tell you..
Kodachi:I love you Ranma-sama!
Ranma 3:Kodachi there's somethng I have to tell you..
Ukyo, Xian Pu and Kodachi:Yes?!
Ranm 1, Ranma 2, Ranma 3:I love Akane!
Ukyo, Xian Pu and Kodachi all sink back into a pit of dispair.
Ranma 1:What?! You can't have Akane!
Ranma 2:She may be kawaikunee, but she's my fiancee!
Ranma 3:I'm not going to let you jerks near her!
Ranma 1, Ranma 2, Ranma 3:LET'S FIGHT!!!
All of the Ranma's brawl as Ukyo, Xian Pu and Kodachi cry.
That's all folks. I got this after reading a fanfic by Christopher Angel
about a
wishing well. So this is what I got. Ja ne!