Ryoucilo:
Okay everybody I wrote this fanfic in an hour so that could probably explain
the quality
of it. 
A Really Bad Interview With Ukyo Kuonji
Ryoucilo:Okay I think the tape is on let's begin.
Ukyo:Okay.
Ryoucilo:You are Ukyo Kuonji from the popular anime/manga series Ranma 1/2?
Ukyo:Yeah I was in the manga until about a year ago and then the whole thing
was canceled.
Ryoucilo:What type of work are you doing nowadays?
Ukyo:Mostly fanfics. They don't buy apartments on Park Avenue, but they pay
the bills.
Ryoucilo:What do you think about the fnfiction that you are in?
Ukyo:I have varied opinions about them.
Ryoucilo:How so?
Ukyo:Well when I first started out in fanfics I was getting killed all the
time! God that was depressing!
Ryoucilo:And that's stopped?
Ukyo:Oh people still get me killed, but not as much as they used to. 
Ryoucilo:Do you have any other complaints?
Ukyo:For some reason I get paired up with that baka Ryouga all the time!
Why's that?
Ryoucilo:I think it all started with the second movie.
Ukyo:For the love of.. I knew they should have cut out that scene! Those
movies were awful! Akane gets kidnapped Ranma saves her! Pleeeeaasse! That
is so lame!
Ryoucilo:Uh..right.
Ukyo:Another thing I can't understand is why I don't get Ran-chan. It's not
fair!
Ryoucilo:I think it has something to do with the fact that Ranma 1/2 was
supposed to be a semi-romantic story about Ranma and Akane growing love for
eachother.
Ukyo:I probably shouldn't complain about that though. I mean I get Ran-chan
whenever he and Akane break up or she dies.
Ryoucilo:Hmmm? Wouldn't that make you a consolation prize?
Ukyo:WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!
Ryoucilo:Nothing.
Ukyo:Thought so. Here's another weird thing I almost never get paired up
with Konatsu. Why is that?
Ryoucilo:No one is familiar with his character.
Ukyo:Yeah right. People know almost everything about Akari and they appeared
about the same time.
Ryoucilo:There's not much to know about Akari though. She's a pig farmer,
she likes Ryouga, she's cute and she's  a Kasumi clone. 
Ukyo:Good point.
Ryoucilo:Anything else you want to say Mrs.Kuonji?
Ukyo:Yes. Come to Ucchan's for the best Okkonomiyaki in the world!
Ryoucilo:That's all for now. Ja ne!