Ryoucilo
This is my second interview in the series that I am doing. Hope you like it.
A Really Bad Interview With Shampoo
Ryoucilo:Hello and your name is?
Shampoo:Xian Pu.
Ryoucilo:Isn't it Shampoo.
Xian Pu:Bah that is just the bastardised version of my name.
Ryoucilo:Wait a sec aren't you supposed to be speaking broken english?
Xian Pu:Good god no! In the japanese version my linguistic skills were okay,
but in the american version I sound like a stupid bimbo.
Ryoucilo:(Mumbles) Wonder how far off that is.
Xian Pu puts her fist in front of Ryoucilo's face.
Xian Pu:Care to repeat that?
Ryoucilo:Uh heh, so you are working in fanfictions?
Xian Pu:Yes I am.
Ryoucilo:I asked Ukyo this same question and-
Xian Pu:(Interrupting) You interviewed stupid spatula girl?
Ryoucilo:I thought you didn't speak broken english.
Xian Pu:I don't. It's still a good insult though.
Ryoucilo:Alright. As I was saying what is your opinion of the fanfics that
you're in?
Xian Pu:They're awful! I'm always an airhead!
Ryoucilo:They probably watched the english versions.
Xian Pu:That's not the worst part! They actually pair me up with Mousse!
Ryoucilo:Why is that so bad?
Xian Pu:He is such a wishy washy moron and he's always clinging to me.
People think because Ranma's out of the way that I'll go to Mousse. Yeah
right! I ignored him for thirteen years without anyone'standing between our
love' so what makes people think I'll rush into his arms after Ranma goes
off with that violent girl?! 
Ryoucilo:Okay anything else you want to gripe about?
Xian Pu:Yes how come I never get Ranma! Either it's the violent girl or the
stupid spatula girl who gets him! 
Ryoucilo:I don't  know it's probably because you're always trying to break
Ranma and Akane up.
Xian Pu:True, but stupid spatula girl is no better than myself. She tried to
break up Ranma and Akane as much as I did. So why is that never mentioned?
Ryoucilo:I have no idea. Thank you for your time Sha-Xian Pu. Any last
words?
Xian Pu:Come to the Nekkohantan. We have the best Chinese food and our food
doesn't have deadly bacteria like some okkonomiyaki restaurants I know of.
Ryoucilo:Until next time. Ja ne.