[R 1/2] [fanfic] A Really Bad Interview With Pantyhose Tarou
Ryoucilo
A Really Bad Interview With Pantyhose Tarou
Ryoucilo:So what do you prefer to be called, Pansouto Tarou or Pantyhose
Tarou?
Tarou:Neither and if you call me either one of those again I'll break every single bone in your body.
Ryoucilo:Ummm...Okay. You're probably the first minor character in my series
of interviews.
Tarou:Minor? Hmph. People simply have no taste for the really good
characters.
Ryoucilo:Why do you think you're such a good character?
Tarou:Because I'm the most intelligent character of all those idiots. Do you
know how many times I have tricked that hermaphrodite Saotome?
Ryoucilo:Let's see one,two..
Tarou smacks Ryoucilo across the head.
Tarou:That was a rhetorical question you idiot! I'm still the best because I
beat gay boy the first time we met by using my vast intellect and not just
my special techniques.
Ryoucilo:Yeah, but all the fights you have with him you always cheat.
Tarou:I do not 'cheat' I merely take advantage of a situation that is
presented to me.
Ryoucilo:In other words you cheat.
Tarou:You know you are really beginning to annoy me.
Ryoucilo:Anyways, what do you think about the fanfictions you have appeared
in?
Tarou:They're okay. The only good fanfics I've been in are done by Blade.
Ryoucilo:Wait a minute doesn't he run a shrine dedicated to you?
Tarou:Now you are really annoying me.
Ryoucilo:Enough about fanfics what about your name.
Tarou:Oh the shame of my name! Because of it I have never been able to live
a normal life! I can never ask a girl out because of it!
Ryoucilo:Wait a minute have you ever just told a girl your name instead of
just runing off screaming?
Tarou:Okay I've put up with your garbage for long enough! I'm going to beat
you to death!
Tarou begins to beat the living hell out of Ryoucilo
Ryoucilo: Until next *ow* time. Ja *ow* ne.
Tarou is probably one of my favorite manga characters. So why did I bad
mouth him? Because no one else has. Which I find to be odd because he is one
of the meanest and most vulgar characters in Ranma 1/2. That's why I like
him though.