Subject: [R 1/2] [fanfic] A Really Bad Interview With Akane Tendo
From: bogue@negia.net
Date: 11/18/1997, 5:59 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Ryoucilo
A Really Bad Interview With Akane Tendo
Ryoucilo:It's good to have you as a guest on the show.
Akane:Thank you.
Ryoucilo:You have been working really hard the last few years?
Akane:That's for sure. Ranma maybe the star, but I get almost as much work
as he does.
Ryoucilo:I've asked this before and I'll probably ask it again. What do you
think about the fanfics that you have been in?
Akane:Oh I don't know most of them have Ranma and myself getting together. I
guess I can admit it when I say that I do like Ranma.
Ryoucilo:So you like those fanfics?
Akane:No way!
Ryoucilo:What?!
Akane:It is so unoriginal! I can't believe people are still doing those
fics. It can get a little tedious at times. 'Oh Ranma I love you too. Let's
get married.' If people wanted that they could just read the manga.
Ryoucilo:What fanfictions do you like?
Akane:Well my favorite ones are the ones like 'Paint It Black.'
Ryoucilo:What!? But you were mean as hell in that fanfiction! You were
practically a bi-
Akane pulls out a mallet and hits Ryoucilo over the head.
Akane:Yes that's true, but I was also a very good martial artist. How come
nobody thinks of me as a fighter?!
Ryoucilo:Because almost all of the characters are better fighters than you.
Akane mallets Ryoucilo again.
Ryoucilo:Okay this line of thought isn't going anywhere let's talk about
something else. So I guess you know about P-chan right?
Akane:What about P-chan? He's my pet. There are some scenes in fanfictions
where they get a stunt double to fill in for  me when there's a scene with
P-chan or Ryouga. I never did  find out what  scenes were. Something about a
secreat being revealed. I wonder why they didn't let me act in those scenes.
Ryoucilo:Uhh..heh.. That's probably  unimportant. Any last words.
Akane:I'm a martial artis too.
Ryoucilo:Until next time. Ja ne.