This is actually previously unreleased. Caroline never responded to this
email.
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Date: Sun, 30 Jun 1996 12:33:42 -0400 (EDT)
From: White Wolf <ranma@tendo-dojo.ranma.net>
To: Caroline Ann Seawright <kunoichi@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au>
Subject: Re: Hentai Fic Three!
Wow, is this late or what?? It's finished now, just add a note at the
bottom and I'll send it out.
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Mousse: Now, where are my glasses... Ack!
*splash*
Cologne: Now come and be useful for a change, duck-boy... that bill of
yours NEVER fails to impress...
Mousse: Kwaa! Kwack! Kwaaaaack *muffled sounds of duck in terror*
Cologne: Oh, YES! DUCK BOY, DO IT! Ahhhhh... If.. ohh... if you are REALLY
good, I'll...aaaaaaahhh... use Shampoo-nekooooooooh... next time.. YES!!
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Shampoo: Use Shampoo for what....GREAT GRANDMOTHER?!?!
Cologne: Oh! ShamPOO!!!! Ahhh... Ummmm.... It's not.... ohhhh... It's
not what you think....
Shampoo: Shampoo think great grandmother steal Shampoo plaything.
Cologne: Ohhhhhh.... Ok, it is what you think. AHHH!!!!
*splash*
Shampoo-neko: MEOW!!
Cologne: Now, the full body cat tongue...
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Mikado: Here looks a good place for dinne... ACK! WHAT IS THAT BAKAMONO
DOING TO THAT DUCK AND CAT?!
Azusa: Ooohhhhhh! Kawaii!!!
Azusa glomps onto the three squirming bodies of the ghoul, the cat and the
duck and does something unmentionable to them all, naming them 'Fredrick'
Mikado: I'm outta here!
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Nabiki: Wow, pictures of Ranma, Akane, & Ukyou. But who can I sell these
to?
Kasumi: Oh Nabiki, could you... What are those??
Nabiki holds up a picture of Ranma-chan & Akane kissing. Both are naked.
Nabiki: Ranma & Akane are getting along better now.
Kasumi: But he's a girl!
Nabiki: Well, Akane always said she hated boys...
Kasumi: I wonder what it's like to kiss another girl...
Nabiki gets an evil grin.
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Mikado skates along until...
Mikado: Oh, it's a pretty girl! Got to get HER into bed... after all, all
that... tension... I've got after watching Azusa and her new pets...
Herb (female): Huh? *thinks* Maybe I can use Nyanniichuan on this guy and
get a girl in bed... FINALLY!
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Mikado: Hello there, beautiful...
A fast moving blur leaps at Herb, while...
Herb tries to *Splash!* Mikado. However....
Herb: Oops. I missed.
Mikado is still male, and is holding a wet wrinkled old lady.
Happi-chan: What... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
Happi-chan begins feeling him... er, herself.
Herb & Mikado: Yuck!
Happi-chan: Oh wow...
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Ryouga: Koko wa doka...? *nosebleed*faints*
Akane: Hmm? What happened to him?
Ranma-chan: Well, we're both girls and in the middle of...
Akane: Well! Don't stop!
Ranma-chan: But what about Ryouga?
Akane: When he wakes up, he can join in!
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Soun: Kasumi, did you have a chance to wash...NO!!!!!! STOP!!!!
Soun begins bawling. "Wah!!! Not my perfect daughter..."
Kasumi: Oh father... it was just an innocent kiss...
Nabiki: I dunno Kasumi. Using your tongue that way isn't very innocent.
Kasumi: Oh dear. What way should I use it? Let me try again...
Kasumi leans over and begins kissing Nabiki again.
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Soun: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! My Kasumi! I thought that
you were only for me!
Kasumi breaks off the kiss and smiles apologetically to Soun
Nabiki: Don't worry, daddy, I'll hire her out to you... for a price.
Soun: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Genma: Don't worry, Tendou-kun. I'll keep you entertained while you don't
have any money.
Soun: But shogi isn't as good as that!
Genma: Who said anything about shogi?
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Ranma-chan: He's still asleep.
Akane: That's not my fault... you're the one who...
Ranma-chan: Let's not assign blame... you did it too.
Ryoga mumbles in his sleep, "Oh, pig tailed goddess, your tongue is
divine.."
Akane rolls her eyes while Ranma blushes.
Ranma-chan: Well, I couldn't leave him horny and unsatisfied, could I?
Akane: *I'm* still horny...
*splash*
Ranma: I can fix that...
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Akari: Oh, Katsu-nishiki, come here...
Katsu-nishiki: Erk?
Akari: I haven't been with Ryouga-sama is *so* long... so lets have a little
fun, boy!
Katsu-nishiki: Ernk!
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And so the final Hentai chapter comes to a close...
Our three chinese friends, glomped by Azusa...
Happosai, (Happy-chan), will no longer torment other women...
Ranma & Ryoga finally learned what it takes to get along...
Nabiki taught Kasumi about girls...
I don't want to think about Genma & Soun.
But what of Ukyo...?
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Ukyo: Tsubasa-kun, your eyes are so lovely...
Tsubasa: Ukyo-sama... can we do it again?
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THE END