At 22:14 -0500 09/11/97, Edward Becerra wrote:

On Sun, 9 Nov 1997, Louis-Philippe Giroux wrote:

EVERYTHING's Biles' fault.  He's the Ranma of the FFML.  It's his (and
Davies') fault I'm doing a megacrossover.

   Amen to that, brother! (Yes, I'm aware of the pun)

   Biles, everything's your fault, got that?  ;)

	Okay, that explains a LOT!

	Lessee... if (like Ranma) everything is Biles' fault, then
conversely, beating UP on Biles should make us all feel better, no?

   Interesting philosophy, Ed-san...

	After all, that's what everyone does with Ranma.. they scream
'It's YOUR fault', out come the hammers and maces, and afterwards,
everyone feels MUCH better. (Except for Ranma, of course)

   We could make a holiday out of this...  November 9th would be known as
Biles Bashing Day (tm).  Then again, better make that the 9th of every
month, or even every Sunday...

	Logical conclusion drawn from this? Obvious. We need to have an
FFML only convention, and make _certain_ Biles is invited. All guests will
be supplied with hammers, bonbori, throwing chains, tran-uranic umbrellas
and the like. Feel free to bring your own, if you already have a favorite.
8-)

   Tran-uranic?  WoT the hell is that?  I know about depleted uranium, but
I don't know about *that* one...

	Then we'll ALL feel _much_ better. *snicker*

   Indeed we will...  ;)


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