<The Motley Review Crew appears in the theater amid a cloud of Lurkadis'
trademark lavender mist>

[Christopher Angel, God of Moments, appears out of nowhere.  He turns on a
hand-held TV and Urd pops out of it.]
 

Tora: <coughs> Rock-boy, we gotta have a talk about that damn smoke of
yours.

Urd: [waving her hand in front of her face.]  Get one of those ashtrays
will ya?

Lurkadis: Well, in any case, here we are again to review the latest chapter
of God-boy's Shieldsman fic.

Chris:How come he's called God-boy if I'm the god?
Urd: [shrugging] Ask Lurker.

Tora: Hey! What do you know, stupid? I've lived with these humans! They
don't last like you and me do, man! They can't even go one lousy little
century without falling apart!

Chris: [pained expression] Doofus, haven't you seen any Sailor Moon?
 

feed upon, and the other would give him a power that surpassed that of
gods.

Tora: <blinks> Whoa, this guy's ambitious. Che, didn't anyone ever try to
give *him* a hamburger?

Urd: [gleam in her eye]  I bet he...
Chris: [whining] PLEASE don't say it.
Urd: ..likes them really rare.
Chris: [sighs]
 

Tora: Oh man, this guy's makin' *me* sick!

Ushio: O_o Now that's saying something.

Chris: You  know, I find it hard to believe that the same guy who came up
with something as fantastic as ME could come up with something as twisted
as that.
Urd: [whapping Chris] Control your ego, 'Niichan.
 

forever."  She paused to allow that to sink in, and then continued. 
"Second, she isn't just risking her life alone, she's risking two lives
now."  Makoto eeped, and Apollo grinned, but with the exception of Ami,

the

others looked blank.  "Rei is pregnant."  

Lurkadis: Whoa. Fast work.

Chris: [snickers] 500 years of waiting, plus an 18 year old guy.
Urd: [smirks] Serenity wasn't kidding when she said he'd be compensated in
other ways.
Chris: Dare I ask?
Urd: All that extra endurance.
Chris: [sighs] I should have seen that one coming.

he felt when his brother became the greatest of the Shieldsmen.  Not the
strongest, not the smartest, simply the best.

Lurkadis: Saw that coming? <no hands go up> Damn. Point for God-boy.

Chris: [checking over some notes] According to this it was a toss-up
between making Verdant the best, and Crimson.  It seemed more appropriate
to make Crimson the best, since he was the youngest and he was raised by
Verdant and Pluto. 
 

the table.

Hikaru: Wow, they're still alive!?

Chris: [checks the notes again, blinks] He took it from SM-SuperS.  He
liked the idea of Diana.
Urd: It's so KAWAI!
Chris: Umm..didn't you think those worm things were kawai too?
Urd: They were!
Chris: oooookaaaaay.
 

Tora: Talk about witty reparte...

Ushio: <smirks> It's wittier than "Hey, that's my dinner you damn flying
heads!"

Tora: <scowls> Don't get personal.

Urd: [thoughtful look] I don't know, it works if you look at it right.
Blood jokes and Apollo's serious.  Kind of a reversal, in a way.
 
Christopher Angel
cja124@mail.usask.ca