[Scene opens on a movie theatre.  In a chair, snoozing, is Christopher
Angel, God of Moments.]

Tora: <blinks> What? Ain't we finished with this fic yet?

Lurkadis: With the fic, yes. With the other MSTs of the fic, no.

Tora: <ponders that, then grins wickedly> Y'know, I think I'm gonna *like*
this fanfic stuff...hey red, gimme one of those burgers.

<As Hikaru passes Tora a hamburger, we get back to God-boy's MST of Trio
chapter 28...>

Voice: HEY! WAKEUP!

[Chris starts awake, and a second later, the doors to the theatre bang
open, revealing Urd.]

Urd: All right, lets get reviewing.
Chris:[eyes narrowed] You're awfully eager.  What did you do this time.
Urd: [guiltily] Nothin'!
Skuld: [running into the theatre]  I can't find Oneechan!

[Urd looks even more guilty]

Tora: Don't tell me she ate her.

Ushio: You're the only one who thinks about such things!

Chris: Urd, WHAT DID YOU DO?
Urd: Nothing!  It's not my fault Belldandy...[stops herself]
Chris: It's not your fault Belldandy what?
Urd: You remember last time, when I epoxied her into a room with Keiichi?
Chris: [wince] Why don't I like where this is going?
Urd: Well, this time SHE expoxied the door shut.
Chris: [blinks] oooookaaaay.
Skuld: WHAT?!  I have to stop them!

Tora: <blink> What're they...<Lurkadis whispers> ...oh. <snorts> Humans,
sheesh. So obsessed with mating...

No damage to buildings that cost billions of yen.

	All in all, the average citizens of Nerima were quite happy.

Chris: Here's an interesting question: Where does Japan get all he money
to repair the damage it takes in all these anime?
Urd: 'Niichan, this is ANIME, not reality.
Chris: No, really, think about it.  Like in Cat Girl Nuku Nuku, they
destroy Tokyo on a regular basis.
Skuld: [sighs] 

Lurkadis: <chuckle>

	Ever since what had been termed as "The Night of Martial Artist Law,
" where fighters of all kinds had, almost litteraly, torn apart the 
town, there had not been a single incident.

Skuld: [groans]  Bad joke.
Chris: [grins] very bad joke.  I like it.

Lurkadis: It's almost bad enough to be one of mine. <grin>

	At the Tendo Dojo....

	Akane was breaking bricks.  She was hitting them with a savagery 
that was extreme, even for her.  So far, she had completely shattered 
eighteen of them and she showed no sign of slowing down.

Skuld: OOOOh, she's mad.
Chris: [thinks] It must be that time of the month.
Urd: [smacking him upside the head] Don't be like Lurker.

Lurkadis: HEY! <smacks Urd upside the head>

Hikaru: <giggle>

Tora: [thinks] How'd I get mixed up in this bunch of weirdos? ...not that
I'm complaining...

Ushio: [thinks] This is almost as bad as putting up with Tora every day...

	The answer of course, was the same as it had been everyday, Ranmas' 
running away.  "At least," she thought before shouting to the ceiling,
 "THAT JERK COULD HAVE LEFT A NOTE!"

Chris: 'Hi Akane, I've been sent to New York to fight a big evil
superhuman crime syndicate.  I'm dating Sailor Moon and I don't remember
anything of my past. Signed, Ranma.'  
Skuld: [confused] Didn't they see him disappear?
 

Lurkadis: <frowns> I'm trying to remember that myself. I keep thinking back
to chapter one...I'm not sure if anyone saw him disappear or not...I'll
have to go back and check.

	Akane, without even thinking, pulled her mallet out and whacked the 
brick she had set up.  Her thoughts became even angrier as she 
remembered how, a month or so after Ranma had vanished, she had 
confronted Shampoo, demanding that she tell what she, or Cologne, had 
done to Ranma.

Urd: She IS mad.  She usually reserves the mallet for Ranma, not bricks.
Chris: [grinding his teeth] Not gonna say it, not gonna think it...

Lurkadis: <snicker>

	To the surprise of everyone, Akane had been getting the upper hand, 
until Moose interjected himself.  Then Kuno showed up and attacked 
Moose, for daring to attack "The Beauteous Akane Tendo."  THEN, Tarou 
(in monster form) showed up, hot on the heels of Happosai.  Happosai 
then stole a weapon from Cologne to fend off Tarou, drawing the older 
Amazon into the fray.

Skuld: Yay Akane!
Urd: No way! Shampoo, tell me it's not so!
Chris: You're awfully fixated on her, Urd. [whacked by Urd] HEY!  Stop
acting like Hikaru. [pauses, Blade voice] Go Tarou!

Hikaru: <glares at Chris>

Lurkadis: <backs off nervously> Uh-oh...

Tora: <confused> What?

Hikaru: Chris no BAKA! <raises hand> HONOU NO...YAAAAAA!!!!!

Chris: <barbecue>

Tora: Whoa. [thinks] Mental note: Don't piss off the redhead.

	In the end, Tarou, Happosai, Ryuu, The Dojo Destroyer and Mikado had 
been arrested.  Herb, Mint and Lime had been deported.  Saffron just 
vanished, and everyone else was let go because it was assumed that 
they had been innocent bystanders caught in the fray.  While the 
district had sustained damages that the cost to repair went into the 
trillions.

Chris: AND WHO PAYS FOR IT!  The taxpayers! Damn martial artists!
Urd: [Looks up at the control booth.] Bitter about the amount of tax
removed from your paycheck, perhaps.
Voice: Damn straight I am.
Skuld: Leave Chris alone you big meanie!
Voice: That's it, I got to find those Kenji stories.
Skuld: Eeep!

Lurkadis: O_o <snicker> Oooh-hoooooo.......

Tora: <looks nervous> I don't think I like that look in his eyes...

Hikaru: I don't think anyone does.

	Ever since then, it had been silent.  The need to fight had gone out 
of the martial artists systems and they were content to just give 
each other the cold shoulder, along with an occasional Evil Eye.

Chris: [mimes passing something to Urd] Here.
Urd: Oooooh, just what I wanted, an Evil Eye!
Skuld: [shaking her head] Bakas.

Tora: Hey, you want evil eyes? I'll tell ya where to find some...

<Ushio whacks Tora with the Beast Spear>

	Akane frowned in contemplation.  Why did Ranmas' running away get 
her so mad?  She should have been jumping for joy.  No more forced 
marriage.  Still, the only thing she felt besides her anger was a 
feeling of loss.  Not the kind of loss when a friend is gone, but the 
kind when you lose someone you.... love?

Chris: Too late, babe, you lost him to a sixteen year old who rivals Soun
for crybaby, is a worse martial artist than you, cooks just as badly, has
two pony tails and odango, and who can kick all your butts!
Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Lurkadis: Hey! Usagi cooks decent curry...

Skuld: Yeah, Usagi and Ranma forever!
Urd: [sniffs, then brightens] Hey, you think Mamoru would go for Shampoo?
Chris/Skuld: [exchange a glance, then shudder] Nope.  
Chris: Akane?
Skuld: [nods] Definitely Akane.

Lurkadis: I think Mamoru and Ukyou, actually...

Voice: ENOUGH ALREADY.  Flashman knows we all want Ranma and Usagi to be
together, leave it alone.
Chris/Skuld/Urd: NEVER!

Lurkadis: <chuckle>

	Kasumi was about to enter the room but Akane kept her out of Tofus 
line of vision and the youngest Tendo daughter said, "Sis, could you 
get Dad and Mr. Saotome?  Dr. Tofu needs to talk to them."

Urd: [shaking her head] Really, really OOC there.
Skuld: [nods] Considering her anger earlier, she's too calm.

Lurkadis: Nah. This is Akane. She can go from one to the other pretty fast,
especially around Tofu.

	Mr. Hawkins was an American with a hawk like face, long, shoulder 
length brown hair tied off in a pony tail.  His eyes were a piercing 
steel blue and the perminant scowl on his face made Nabiki back off 
slightly as he strode out of the Kuno mansion.  "Please madam," he 
said as he bowed formally, "excuse me."

Skuld: Hawkins and a hawk-like face? Flashman no baka.
Chris: That was pretty bad.

Lurkadis: Well what else are you going to name a guy that looks like a
hawk? Mr. Beagle?

	"He would be, except that a recent encounter has shattered his 
confidence.  He is recovering however, and hopefully, he will have 
his self assurance restored soon."

Chris: Watch your hypenation(sp).

Lurkadis: Hyphenation

Tora: <blinks> Sheesh. 

	Cologne nodded and turned around, never doubting for a second, that 
where she turned back, Setsuna was gone.

Chris: That last sentence is alkward. Fix it.

Lurkadis: Awkward

Tora: HEY! You gonna stop correcting his spelling mistakes anytime soon?
That's getting annoying!

	"Shampoo need workout," the Amazon replied as she started to race up 
the stairs.

Chris: Eeep.  That's what flight is for.
Urd: She can't fly.  
Chris: Sure she can, all she needs to do is borrow Akane for a bit..

Hikaru: ...

Lurkadis: That sounded kind of...ecchi.

	As soon as she was gone, Hawkins took out a pair of gold chopsticks, 
removed the bowl from the package and as he ate, the small view 
screen on his desk popped to life.

Chris: Gold chopsticks?  Ught.  Those things must get scored and bent
awfully badly.

Lurkadis: <nod> Not only that, he must really like the taste of gold...

	Eclipse Lords' eyes thinned in contemplation.  "Very well," he said, 
"carry on," as Lujane was about to sign off, Eclipse Lord added, "By 
the way, tell your husband that he was right.  That was the best 
Ramen in Tokyo."

Chris: For more reason than one! [gets whapped by Skuld and Urd] What'd I
say?
Urd: It wasn't what you said...
Skuld: It's how you said it.
Chris: I get no respect.

Lurkadis: It's not our place to get respect. That's why they call us fanfic
authors. <grin>

Hikaru: Anou...this is Chris the self-insertion character, not Chris the
writer...

Lurkadis: <shrug> Semantics.

	And in the future....

	"SHENRON!  COME FORTH!"

Skuld: Daimon?
Urd: Sounds like it.

Lurkadis: <groan> <mutters something about people who don't watch
Dragonball>

Chris: Daimon means Sailor Moon S.  Sailor Moon S means....Chibi Usa!
[screams] Oh the humanity!
Urd: Don't you think you're blowing that just a little out of proportion?

Lurkadis: Chibi-Usa is the spawn of cotton candy demons...

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