[An brown-haired elf - Pi (he was a MUD character, ok?) - pulls a lawn
chair and a large tub of popcorn from nowhere and sits down.]
Pi: The first of my 'fics to be MST'ed! And my WarHammer no less!
[pauses] Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
On Sat, 25 Oct 1997, TekkaKnight WarHammer wrote:
[Warhammer walks into a theater, also with a letter in his hands.]
WH: Hi folks, well, since Josh was such a great guy and MST’ed a lot of
my fics, I might as well do the same to him. Hi Josh! [He waves, then
looks at the letter.]
Pi: [waves back] Hi Christian!
WH: And my MSTing companions will be... [he pales, though it’s kinda
hard since his face is behind a helmet.] oh no.
[The ceiling explodes and in flies Iczers 1 and 2. It’s a little more
than evident they’re a little peeved at each other. They both have
energy sabers drawn and are growling like a pair of animals.]
Pi: Er... it could be worse. [muttering to himself] But not by much.
<snip>
I2: All I can say is, this had better be worth it!
I1: Don’t be rude sister, this fic is going to be review, besides,
you’re the one who wanted to do something different.
Pi: Something different? Bwahahaha!!! You don't know how right you are.
<snip>
Saga #4 should be finished by this weekend. I'm not starting any other
series until I finish at least one of these two.
I2: che. Finally, a human with some common sense.
WH: But he’s not a human, he’s elfin.
Pi: That's _elven_, thank you very much.
<snip>
Speedy Cerviche as Chiba Mamoru
WH: Oh great, Speedy Cerviche starring as Chiba "Pissy pants" Mamoru
I2: I take it you don’t like Mamoru that much.
WH: Darn right about that.
Pi: No wonder you killed him off in your upcoming Sailor Moon/Teknoman
crossover.
<snip>
Frankie as Luna
WH: "Frankie Goes to Hollywood"? Oh, wait that’s the music group. Aww,
and here I thought good old Emperor "Perrat, perrat" would be the ever
wise council of the heroine.
Pi: [sighs] No one ever gets my jokes.
<snip>
"Usagi! Don't strangle your brother!" Tsukino Ikoku chided. "It's
not
lady-like," she added.
WH: Vi? Lady like? BWA HA HA HA!
Pi: Well... the original Usagi isn't very lady like either, yet she's a
princess also.
<snip>
"I'm so evil, not even the KKK would want to recruit me," the enthroned
being chuckled to itself.
WH: Che. He’s so evil, they didn’t even bother to call...wait a minute!
NO! IT CAN’T BE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
[Warhammer faints]
Pi: [cackles evilly] Wait and see.
<snip>
"Jewel, I have need of you."
WH: [Sings] ~Dreams last for so long. Even after you’re *GONG*
I2: I HATE that woman. And I HATE singing Teknomen.
I1: That was a bit extreme, but then again, her songs are kind of
depressing.
Pi: [sweatdrops] Ano... I wish I knew who you were talking about. I just
couldn't stand using the name 'Morga' and thought 'Jewel' would be more
appropriate.
<snip>
"Never ye mind that now. 'Old up the locket and say 'Moon Pizza
Power'."
WH: Want to know something? I’m statin ta get tirad of ‘he accent. So
KNOCK IT OFF!!
Pi: I guess I could... but I thought it was cute.
<snip>
The girl began a series of ridiculous poses and stated, "For love,
justice, and good take-out, I am the pretty sailor-suited warrior,
Sailor Moon-Pizza! On behalf of the Moon and 30-minutes-or-your-money-
back deliveries, I shall right wrongs and triumph over evil! And that
means _you_!" She ended with her right arm crossed over her left and
her finger pointed at Jewel.
[The three laugh their heads off at the even more rediculous speech.]
Pi: [does the Elven Dance of Joy] Yeah! It worked, it worked!
<snip>
*How do I explain this to Beryl-sama?*
WH: Easy, what SHE doesn’t know, can’t hurt YOU!
Pi: Ah... did you say 'she'? Hmm...
<snip>
WH: Great job Josh. Can’t help but wonder who is gonna be the other
scouts or senshi.
Pi: Don't forget their enemies. [grins]
Namaarie!
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